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Donger 03-17-2009 09:03 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5590690)
Which is worse? Claythan doing a tell all on losing his virginity (or at least getting his first bj, so far), or all of us who read about it? I'm including myself in the latter. That's why I'm wondering.
It's the CP equivalent of an auto accident. That involves the jaws of life.

luv 03-17-2009 09:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Delano (Post 5590695)
I've seen worse forms of entertainment. Like an old guy with a distinct laugh - that passes for entertainment.
I know he's volunteerig the information, but, somehow, I feel like I'm prying into what should be a private, special moment.

Okay, that last sentence proves I'm a chick.

DeezNutz 03-17-2009 09:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 5590699)
It's the CP equivalent of an auto accident. That involves the jaws of life.
Ironic turn of phrase in light of the recent recounting of a failed hummer.

DeezNutz 03-17-2009 09:05 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5590700)
I know he's volunteerig the information, but, somehow, I feel like I'm prying into what should be a private, special moment.

Okay, that last sentence proves I'm a chick.
It would have been special only if he'd satisfactorily allowed her to "keep the change."

keg in kc 03-17-2009 09:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 5590699)
It's the CP equivalent of an auto accident. That involves the jaws of life.
I doubt it required anything that wide. I'm thinking something along the lines of a one inch alligator clip.

Donger 03-17-2009 09:05 PM
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Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 5590703)
Ironic turn of phrase in light of the recent recounting of a failed hummer.
And it wasn't intentional.

Donger 03-17-2009 09:06 PM
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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5590706)
I doubt it required anything that wide. I'm thinking something along the lines of a one inch alligator clip.
Actually, I would be surprised if that was the case. He's probably hung like a horse.

luv 03-17-2009 09:06 PM
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Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 5590705)
It would have been special only if he'd satisfactorily allowed her to "keep the change."
Would having an orgasm during oral be considered losing virginity? I mean, it's kind of an obvious thing when it happens for a girl.

keg in kc 03-17-2009 09:07 PM
The idea of wendler getting a blow job is making me seriously contemplate suicide. It's like the world is crazy, I give up women and he gets his dick wet.

Donger 03-17-2009 09:07 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5590712)
Would having an orgasm during oral be considered losing virginity? I mean, it's kind of an obvious thing when it happens for a girl.
No.

Hammock Parties 03-17-2009 09:07 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5590690)
Which is worse? Claythan doing a tell all on losing his virginity (or at least getting his first bj, so far), or all of us who read about it? I'm including myself in the latter. That's why I'm wondering.
It is pretty ****ed up. I'm starting to think about shutting the **** up. It's so unbecoming. And quite tawdry!

Donger 03-17-2009 09:07 PM
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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5590713)
The idea of wendler getting a blow job is making me seriously contemplate suicide. It's like the world is crazy, I give up women and he gets his dick wet.
Why wouldn't you be happy for him?

But, if he gets anal before I do, he's a dead man.

DeezNutz 03-17-2009 09:08 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5590712)
Would having an orgasm during oral be considered losing virginity? I mean, it's kind of an obvious thing when it happens for a girl.
Judges say...no.

Upon closer review, it's similar to a finger bang.

keg in kc 03-17-2009 09:08 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5590712)
Would having an orgasm during oral be considered losing virginity? I mean, it's kind of an obvious thing when it happens for a girl.
It needs to involve a vajayjay or similar orifice. Technically he lost his virginity to manlove already.

Hammock Parties 03-17-2009 09:08 PM
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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5590713)
The idea of wendler getting a blow job is making me seriously contemplate suicide. It's like the world is crazy, I give up women and he gets his dick wet.
ROFL

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