Originally Posted by Donger (Post 5590578)

I've always suffered from it. It's excruciating.

Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5590586)

I do not want to picture that.

Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5590588)

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 5590552)

Good lord, man. She blew you and didn't finish?

She should be shot. With a bullet. Fired from a gun.

Originally Posted by luv (Post 5590597)

This.

How the **** do you not finish? What on earth did she have to go do?

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5590547)

For Donger's sake, I will answer.

It was already predetermined that she wasn't going to be around that long. We were making out and she was like "**** me! **** me! I have to leave soon!" and I was like, "just suck on my chili dog, babe."

Five minutes of bliss proceeded and then it was time for her to go. I lobbied for three minutes of insertion (thinking it wouldn't take even THAT long), but she put her tiny foot down. She's actually quite hardheaded.

Don't worry. She'll be back for more.

AND I DO NOT HAVE A SMALL PENIS

Originally Posted by luv (Post 5590601)

She had to leave after five minutes, but expected to have time to **** in that amount of time?

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4636516)

I started working out today. I just can't stand it anymore. I have a dream, and that dream is to **** a chick who looks something remotely like Jenn Sterger.

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5590657)

I find it ironic that on THIS day of all days, I made out with a chick. It's almost spooky. Why?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...6&postcount=31



Almost EXACTLY one year ago, I was over 300 pounds. It was on March 18 that I started working out. Today is March 17.

I kissed a girl and I liked it. I kissed a girl just to try it. :D

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5590590)

You've had daily blow jobs.
You've seen Paree.

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5590657)

I find it ironic that on THIS day of all days, I made out with a chick. It's almost spooky. Why?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...6&postcount=31



Almost EXACTLY one year ago, I was over 300 pounds. It was on March 18 that I started working out. Today is March 17.

I kissed a girl and I liked it. I kissed a girl just to try it. :D

Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5590586)

I do not want to picture that.

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5590594)

Do it but picture the lady with the watermelon and the gun in the background.

Originally Posted by luv (Post 5590690)

Which is worse? Claythan doing a tell all on losing his virginity (or at least getting his first bj, so far), or all of us who read about it? I'm including myself in the latter. That's why I'm wondering.