It would be so worth it.

Buck you are so ****ing old. All of you old mother ****ers are gonna die soon, LMAO.

If I do do that Flopnutted thing, you better believe I'm recording a video of it.

LMAO

How old are you Joey? 22?

Alright I'm outta here.

I am 21.

Fresh suckas.

You should bone her, and just before the moment of truth, scream out IIIIIIIIIIII HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE THE POWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

It's rare that this board makes me feel old, but here we are.

I would like some milk from the milkman's wife's tits.

wh....what th...why???

Breast milk isn't that great. It's kind of weak.

big-breastus .. come two in package ....

Breast Milk is decent.

I'd use it in coffee, but I wouldn't want to drink a big cold glass of it like I would if it was made by a cow.

I'd drink it in a slurpee from the gas station.

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So you didn't **** her?

Nope.

young pup, you too joey. Kids. My kids are closer to your ages than I am....

What the hell, you have kids?

You learn something new about CC every day.

Tonight I'm going out to a Jewish Deli for dinner. Can't ****ing wait.

My kids are closer to my age than you, gramps.

Reuben sandwich and a glass of Pinot Noir. Sweet dinner.
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Breakfast for dinner son! It was delectable

Stupid bitch canceled on me right as I was driving out to see her.

Really tired of dumb ****s wasting my time and energy.

So I decided to go see THOR....waited around for it to start...and then they informed they had replaced THOR with The Hangover II in that theater...so they gave me a raincheck.

Why the **** did I even leave this computer to begin with?

Aaahhh ... enjoying a beautiful, crisp night, sitting here in front yard , looking up at a star filled sky. Too bad I have to work in the morning. *grumble grumble*

That is some sad-assed Friday night shit right there, bro. Do you even have any male friends outside of CP? I never hear you talk of any. I would have called one of my bro's and hit up the local TGI Friday's for some chick-poppers.

Ugh.

Wow I'm gonna score tonight. Sweeeeeeeet!
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Shocker. Tell her she's been Flopnutted. ;)

I might.
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There is no might. There is do, or do not.

Only Sith speak in absolutes.

we live in the same city
lets kick it



no homo

Really? I bet you live by the mall on 39th or somewhere around there. Lees Summit road or something. Fancy pants people.

Boner
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How big of one?

The usual size.

yeah five

you know it

So did you find your mom a "guy" yet?

Not yet. She needs one though

Note to girls: if I am ready to **** you at 1 am, don't ****ing make me wait til 5 am and be upset that I'm too tired to go!

Also thanks for the sweet fellatio.

I hope you enjoyed your cunnilingus.

Yeah, when I'm ready I'm ready. Not after another movie, now! damnit

I think I pissed her off because as she was manhandling me, I had to go pee and left her. By the time I got out of the bathroom she was cuddling with one of her cats on the couch.

ay buck i donated to cp and now as soon as i get bolded im nailing you with an infraction.

She has cats? ****.

Dump her.

Listen to me.

Naw its all good.

Cats are so gross.

I get cat hair on me all the time. A sacrifice I'm willing to make.

That would be the line for me. **** cat lovers.

I like cats. I've had pet cats and I'm getting a new one soon. It's not a problem, except when they stare at you during sex. THAT IS ****ING WEIRD.

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Worse is when they attack your feet. Pretty distracting.

This is the cat in question. He is a lazy guy and doesn't attack, he just sits there all fat and stares at me.

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That cat looks like a sex offender.

LMAO

He likes to watch.

I just unfriended 45 people on facebook to get my friend total down to 119.

Hopefully you made the cut.

six hours into my shift and I'm finally booking in my 2nd person of the night.

Flat out disgusting! WHo the F*** wants a box full of cat shit anywhere in their house. I know I'm in the minority around here, but cats are just pointless to me.

Did I miss the poll thread where we decided CP loves cats? I had figured this for more of a dog forum.

I know I'm new here. But I have seen a lot of cat lovers on here. And cat avatars. Cats were leading that poll for a while, which I could not believe.

LMAO Damn MU/KSU fans

YES

PBJ

~~~~~~~~i love cp

Mucho better date tonight. Always a good sign when a chick starts rubbing your leg at the bar.

5-0 flat, big tits, gonna **** her.

Thats why your here?

Excellent!!!

So instead of banging this chick your posting on cp???? yeah right!

Not everyone ****s on a first date.

So you didn't get any?

We kissed. We will **** soon enough because THAT'S ALL SHE WANTS.

PICS????

ew

Given his track record posting tranny pics...was she really a female?

Hard to find 5-foot tall trannies with huge tits bro.

1,612.5 pages of the 10 P.M. thread were posted in 2007.

The other 307.5 were posted in 2008 to now.

Increase The Level of Mischief


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