ChiefsPlanet - I have a date.

For Donger's sake, I will answer.

It was already predetermined that she wasn't going to be around that long. We were making out and she was like "**** me! **** me! I have to leave soon!" and I was like, "just suck on my chili dog, babe."

Five minutes of bliss proceeded and then it was time for her to go. I lobbied for three minutes of insertion (thinking it wouldn't take even THAT long), but she put her tiny foot down. She's actually quite hardheaded.

Don't worry. She'll be back for more.

AND I DO NOT HAVE A SMALL PENIS

So...

Ok...I don't think I'm familiar with these types of encounters.

Once it gets wet, we're finishing. Let me rephrase, I guaran****ingtee I'm finishing. Did your shit go limp from fear? I'm guessing it did.

Katipan

03-17-2009 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5590561)

It's partially my fault. But I see what you're saying. I'm just wondering why I didn't get blue ball.

I think I've teased enough to know thats not a super common thing.

Donger

03-17-2009 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5590561)

It's partially my fault. But I see what you're saying. I'm just wondering why I didn't get blue ball.

Probably because you masturbated three hours beforehand. I presume that you reached orgasm by your own hand.

Hammock Parties

03-17-2009 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 5590563)

No, I was enjoying it quite a bit. I was probably a little too intoxicated, though. I'm a lightweight.

And yes, Donger. By the way, this conversation is REALLY disturbing.

Katipan

03-17-2009 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 5590563)

Once it gets wet, we're finishing. Let me rephrase, I guaran****ingtee I'm finishing.

ROFL

Whether she's still there or not!

ChiefsCountry

03-17-2009 07:52 PM

Whiskey dick?

Mecca

03-17-2009 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5590557)

Or rips on my ribs.

I play the xilophone on ribs..or however you spell that.

DeezNutz

03-17-2009 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5590569)

ROFL

Whether she's still there or not!

Naturally.

I'm determined like that.

Donger

03-17-2009 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5590564)

I think I've teased enough to know thats not a super common thing.

I've always suffered from it. It's excruciating.

Mecca

03-17-2009 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 5590577)

Naturally.

I'm determined like that.

Do you own alot of baby oil?

keg in kc

03-17-2009 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5590574)

I play the xilophone on ribs..or however you spell that.

Me too. With my dick. And it's my own ribs.

DeezNutz

03-17-2009 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5590580)

Do you own alot of baby oil?

Well, I can't think a lot of instances of when I've been involved in a duet but then was forced into one-man band action, so I'm worried about where this is going.

Mecca

03-17-2009 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5590583)

Me too. With my dick. And it's my own ribs.

I do not want to picture that.

Hammock Parties

03-17-2009 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry (Post 5590571)

Whiskey dick?

Vodka Johnson.

Turns me into a stud.

Mecca

03-17-2009 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 5590584)

Well, I can't think a lot of instances of when I've been involved in a duet but then was forced into one-man band action, so I'm worried about where this is going.

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