Yeah, saying someone f**ks a donkey for cash is one thing, but comparing them to Chiefs4me is just plain low.

ROFL

Here's where you need a soundbite from the Honeymooners.

"ONE OF THESE DAYS NORMAN! POW!"

Oh, sorry, I didn't know any better. I'm a n00b.

Uh huh.

Let me help you out noob. There are 4 things you don't do here:

1. Tug on Supermans cape.
2. Spit in the wind.
3. Agree with a Donk or Fade fan on ANYTHING. :p
4. Not be aware of who is on the "shite list".

You forgot number 5.

Post whore all you want, but never, ever, be a rep whore, unless you reeeally like red.

Oh, yea. Forgot that one. I suppose as part of Orientation, the noobs should be required to read, understand and memorize the Lexicon as well but that ain't my call.

I hope I can remember all these rules. I dunno, I'm a n00b.

Don't worry.

If you forget them, and make a mistake, you'll be given some......uh.....memorable lessons.

Skip Towne wishes he started this thread.

I'm highly doubting that.

So does Dale Mercer......

Just the other day it ocurred to me that I had never started a thread that got 100 or more replies. This one, although unintentional, was good fun.

It seems many of us are glad you started this.....

You know, I wasn't even going to join in until that goofy post she made complaining about animated boobs in avatars. Simplex really kicked the whole thing off.