Around 11 pm she got real serious with me and started telling me how much she liked me and that she was secretly nervous every time we are with eachother. She also told me that she wishes I would hang out with her more often and that I make her feel special. A lot of shit like that for almost an hour and a half.

This made me really happy.

She then told me to put on something funny on Netflix and that she'd be right back. She walked up to her bedroom.

Around 15 minutes later I hear her voice from the dark stairway, but I can't see her. She was asking me why I hadn't put anything on the TV and I told her that I smoked a bowl and forgot. LULZ

She then said (from the staircase), "I did something sort of silly and now I don't know if I want you to see it."

I replied, "what could you possibly have done?"

She said, "Okay, I'm gonna come down there, but promise you won't laugh at me."

At this point I figured she went and put on some stupid makeup or something.

She walked down the stairs wearing a black corset, a black thong, black fishnet stockings, and black high heels.

I'm pretty sure that I sat there in shock for like 5 seconds before coming to my senses and meeting her at the bottom of the stairs.

This was literally the sexiest thing I've EVER seen with my own two eyes.

Then I made out with her for like 10 minutes, and we drank more and watched cartoons, her in her lingerie, me in my regular clothes.

She went back upstairs an hour later or so and then came back down and told me to follow her.

I walked into the bedroom and she had The Prodigy playing on her iPod, which is one of my favorites.

Then we did it like 6 times, many different positions, ****ing epic.

After that she gave me like a 30 minute massage and back rub.

We went back downstairs afterward and planned on going to breakfast at 7:30 am, but she fell asleep on my chest around 5:30 am so I just went to sleep. I woke up this morning with a smile on my face.

I literally think that yesterday might be in my top 5 days ever in my entire life.

I'm headed back over to her house in an hour or so.

Also at some point she told me that she rubbed one out thinking about me in the shower before I came over. I lol'd.

Epic.

Nice!

Here's the kind of music I was boning to last night.

You should try it.

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I want to **** to this kind of music.

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Nah.

This is for those retro Padres unis games:

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**** that, I want to go wild in bed. That 70s porn music is too cheesy, I would just laugh all the time.

Metal is where its at.

:whackit:

No, it isn't.

You're gonna go wild to some Eminem:

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As long as its fast paced and hard (or if the beat is knockin' as the kids would say) its all good.

I can't believe that you ****ers can't get this thread going without me.

It's like I'm this thread's Viagra.

Cardinals-Padres tomorrow.

YOU'RE GOING DOWN, BUCK.

What's the season series at right now?

1-2 Padres.

Look who is in first place right now, though.

Soon to be 4-2 Cards.

Buck, it's storming here in St. Louis.

Will you save me?

You're my hero.

Naw, jk, I'm prob just gonna fap and go to sleep.

Fap to what?

1970's porn?

Bud Black?

Well, I haven't decided if I'm going to. If I do I will just think about the BJ I got early this morning.

I know this sounds weird, but I think I've been having too much sex lately....or I guess I should say that I've been orgasming too much. I'm wondering if I should recharge my batteries for tomorrow night, or if I should just go ahead and fap tonight and then spend a nice evening with her and not have sex.

Save up for Friday night.

Have you "Rich Manned" it yet?

I'm not waiting until Friday to get off, that is ****ing crazy. I'm either jerking tonight or sexing tomorrow.

What does "Rich Manned" it mean?

Rich Man is when a guy uses a condom while he is jacking off.

Why the **** would you do that?

If I were to buy condoms, I wouldn't waste them on a jerkoff session.

Secondly, I don't use condoms.

Easier to clean up, I guess.

Have fun getting STDs and having 100 children.

I've never had an STD and only have had to pay for 1 abortion, like 6 years ago...

Are you making the last part of your post up?

I don't care one way or another, just curious.

Nope, shit cost me $400.

I'm guessing you went to SDSU for some reason.

LOL what would make you say that?

I've taken a couple classes there, but never full time.

Well, you're from San Diego and it seems like you have a really close relationship with your mom.

I'm not following you.

Are you implying that I've been doing my Mom? Gross.

**** no.

What I mean is it seems like you're the type of guy that likes the city he grew up in, didn't want to go too far for college and enjoys being relatively close to his family.

Oh thank God.

Yup that's pretty much me.

Dude, I'm changing my name to the Buck the Rams Fan.

Is that cool with you?

LOL if you want. I don't mind.

You have to change yours to Buck the Chargers Fan, though. That's the only way this thing is going to work.

Ok, tell the Mods to do it.

I posted on Floppy's visitor wall or whatever it's called.

TIME TO TELL DAFACE.

Sorry, been banned.

They got your dad too.

I was just gonna wait it out till friday because i dont want to get longer for having mults.

Great stories.

What did you get banned for?

Damn bro, quit evading the world filters.

im not sure.. i think the racism in the where's shogun thread?

Yeah I'm done.

I respect the mods now.

What, were you being racist?

**** the mods.

No, I might have been jokingly. That's the only thing I can think of.

Oh I have a deleted post in the Word Evasion thread from phil, but I'm thinking that post just said b i t c h. bitch isn't censored is it?

Bitch isn't automatically censored but I am sure some poor lily-white innocent out there has it set up in their custom filter. SURELY!

Alright, I need some entertainment for the next few hours before I sleep.

I can fap and watch Game of Thrones using about 1 hr and 10 minutes of time. I need about 3 hours worth of other shit to do.

What do you think?

Talk on the phone with your gorgeous bitch.

I'm bored, not gay.

I'm sure she would appreciate it.

LOL that sounded harsh.

I love the girl, but I need some me time.

And I'm sure she needs hers.

I'm ****ing nervous, sometime this week I'm gonna ask her if she wants to be my girlfriend. Oh God, now I'm getting gay.

"Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time."


j/k man. Good luck with asking her. Just don't hyperventilate when you ask her to be serious.....

LOL, is that Frank the Tank from Old School?

I'll try not to have a nervous breakdown, I've never asked a girl if she wanted to be my girlfriend, it always just sort of happened after going out for a while (a lot longer than her and I). I'm not sure if that's something that normal people even do.

Dude, you don't need to be nervous about that. She will be thrilled.

Have some confidence, Christ.

I am confident she will say yes, 100% confident.

Doesn't mean I can't get butterflies thinking about it.

Some ****ing beetle was just flying around my room, like wtf. It flew into one of my clothing drawers and I closed that shit. I'll have to deal with a dead bug, but at least it's not flying around anymore.

Sometimes it sucks being a west-coast poster on a board full of Central Timezone people.

:LOL:

Pipe down, you.

So I may have shaved some of my pubes on Saturday night and now I'm itching so bad I can't sleep.

**** I'm in love!!!
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