What should I do with my 5,000 post?????

Are these your 49er offspring that showed up? LMAO

Blow it

I would be so much smarter than Sheldon Cooper if I drank more...

Buffalo theory.

This head cold is kicking my ass. :(

This std is kicking my ass.

Go eat some very hot food. Doesn't haven't to be a lot. Enough to get your nose running. Do that a few times.

To much info...:)

It's aliens.

I told you to stay away from the Cassel look-a-like hooker sneezing in the daisy patterned hankie. But, of course, you didn't listen to me.

That, my friend, makes you a dumbass.

That worked before, but I'm beyond the nasal drainage part. Now I just have a really bad cough, (along with cold chills, fever, and I'm feeling extremely lethargic).

$30 is too much to pay for a round trip cab ride that only takes 5-7 minutes in each direction.

I've always been attracted to douche bags like Affleck and Cassel. Dunno why

Did you call in to the radio today?