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salame 05-20-2011 02:10 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buck (Post 7651843)
Nothing better to do???
fair enough

good night sweet stoner prince

Buck 05-20-2011 02:26 AM
I'm watching Terry Gilliam's "Brazil."

WTF is this?

Mr. Plow 05-20-2011 03:17 AM
You know what sucks....being sober and awake at 4:17am

Buck 05-20-2011 03:22 AM
Word.

Mr. Plow 05-20-2011 05:55 AM
Almost done. Now just got to get the kids off to school and then it's sleepy time.

Mr. Plow 05-20-2011 06:02 AM
Sounds like I'm going to be sleeping during a thunderstorm. At least that will work out nicely.

boogblaster 05-20-2011 08:28 AM
woke me up this morning .. damn thunder ....

KS Smitty 05-20-2011 08:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buck (Post 7651662)
I need an idea for some kind of date tomorrow other than Dinner or Movies.
Dude you're in San Diego, there has to be lots of things to do there besides dinner and movies...
A boat ride, short cruise, horse and carriage ride, fireworks show (surely there is one every night in paradise). I'm sure there are museums, art shows/galleries that would be interesting.

Buck's Dad 05-20-2011 08:45 PM
SD = Paradise?

luv 05-20-2011 08:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buck (Post 7651662)
I need an idea for some kind of date tomorrow other than Dinner or Movies.
Bowling
Shooting pool
Miniature golf/go-karts/batting cages

luv 05-20-2011 08:52 PM
I like moving, but I hate the actual moving process.

Buck's Dad 05-20-2011 08:55 PM
You only have one box...


What process?

crazycoffey 05-20-2011 09:03 PM
what are we doing for the last day of time as we know it?

Buck's Dad 05-20-2011 09:04 PM
I'm listening to carry on my wayward son.

cabletech94 05-20-2011 09:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey (Post 7653973)
what are we doing for the last day of time as we know it?
i bought a lawnmower. picking it up tomorrow. how 'bout you?

KS Smitty 05-20-2011 09:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buck's Dad (Post 7653938)
SD = Paradise?
According to some. Was watching an episode of Pawn Stars earlier and Chumlee got a good burn on Rick when a guy was selling a Rams Superbowl replica trophy...said Rick was a Chargers fan and would never know what it felt like to heft the Lombardi. LMAO

crazycoffey 05-20-2011 09:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by cabletech94 (Post 7653978)
i bought a lawnmower. picking it up tomorrow. how 'bout you?
drinking gentleman jack until I hear the crack in the universe heard around the world, if I don't hear it soon, I'm going to bed. Gotta get up early if I'm not dead.

KS Smitty 05-20-2011 09:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey (Post 7653973)
what are we doing for the last day of time as we know it?
Today or tomorrow? Today I'm gettin my drink on and tomorrow I'm workin' 'til 1 and then planting flowers, damn the consequences!!!!!

luv 05-20-2011 09:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buck's Dad (Post 7653957)
You only have one box...


What process?
One box to pack tonight. I have several others already done. Moving some furniture and the boxes I already have packed tomorrow (hopefully).

go bo 05-20-2011 09:28 PM
eh, moving, had too much of that when i was young...

30 years in the same house is much better, but there are things that we had that disappeared into the house itself...

good luck with the move hope it goes smoothly for you...

crazycoffey 05-20-2011 09:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KS Smitty (Post 7653989)
Today or tomorrow? Today I'm gettin my drink on and tomorrow I'm workin' 'til 1 and then planting flowers, damn the consequences!!!!!
today will be tomorrow soon. In fact today became tomorrow 12 hours ago on the other side of the world....

KS Smitty 05-20-2011 09:33 PM
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Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey (Post 7654029)
today will be tomorrow soon. In fact today became tomorrow 12 hours ago on the other side of the world....
So if yesterday is today and today is tomorrow when the hell is the world ending exactly?

I'm sooo confused...

crazycoffey 05-20-2011 09:35 PM
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Originally Posted by KS Smitty (Post 7654043)
So if yesterday is today and today is tomorrow when the hell is the world ending exactly?

I'm sooo confused...
don't buy into the conundrum that religious zealous idiots would sell you...

JohninGpt 05-20-2011 09:37 PM
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Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey (Post 7654050)
don't buy into the conundrum that religious zealous idiots would sell you...
Well crap, I already gave all my shit away, what do I do now?

Bearcat 05-20-2011 09:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buck's Dad (Post 7653957)
You only have one box...


What process?
The process of packing and moving one box each week for the past 14 weeks, of course.

crazycoffey 05-20-2011 09:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JohninGpt (Post 7654054)
Well crap, I already gave all my shit away, what do I do now?

you have less than 6 hours to buy it back, before premiums go up...

KS Smitty 05-20-2011 09:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey (Post 7654050)
don't buy into the conundrum that religious zealous idiots would sell you...
OM MY GOD I'M SO SCARED!!!!!!!!!!! WHEN THE HELL IS THE WORLD ENDING...I NEED TO RETURN SOME LIBRARY BOOKS!!!!! PLEASE HELP ME!!!

crazycoffey 05-20-2011 09:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KS Smitty (Post 7654061)
OM MY GOD I'M SO SCARED!!!!!!!!!!! WHEN THE HELL IS THE WORLD ENDING...I NEED TO RETURN SOME LIBRARY BOOKS!!!!! PLEASE HELP ME!!!

take them back right now, and maybe - just maybe - Jesus will forgive you...

KS Smitty 05-20-2011 09:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey (Post 7654065)
take them back right now, and maybe - just maybe - Jesus will forgive you...
You have NO idea how much better I feel. I may even share my favorite chocolates with my family.

JohninGpt 05-20-2011 09:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey (Post 7654065)
take them back right now, and maybe - just maybe - Jesus will forgive you...
Jesus the gardener maybe, but Jesus the librarian says you're screwed.

crazycoffey 05-20-2011 09:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KS Smitty (Post 7654070)
You have NO idea how much better I feel. I may even share my favorite chocolates with my family.
you can do better than that, my child. Share with your whole neighborhood. /Jesus....

KS Smitty 05-20-2011 09:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey (Post 7654073)
you can do better than that, my child. Share with your whole neighborhood. /Jesus....
Bite me.

Simply Red 05-20-2011 09:45 PM
lookin' for some pussy - out here at my hous.

KS Smitty 05-20-2011 09:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 7654075)
lookin' for some pussy - out here at my hous.
You must be in the wrong place.

JohninGpt 05-20-2011 09:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 7654075)
lookin' for some pussy - out here at my hous.
There's probably an "End is Near" party somewhere nearby. Go give them girls some rapture.

Bearcat 05-20-2011 09:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KS Smitty (Post 7654077)
You must be in the wrong place.
We need a big event; something that everyone watches. We might have to leave Rhode Island for this one.

Simply Red 05-20-2011 09:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KS Smitty (Post 7654077)
You must be in the wrong place.
i was housesitting for mom, came back to atlant 30 mis south - That girl I've dated for a yr. and I haven't spoke in a week, well - not much. We may be over. I need some hot new pussy. Sorry babe, no offense ;) I know you - so heck - figure I can b honest - Plus you're a big girl and i don't think you'd take offense, like to think i know u well enough to talk w/ you like i would one of my boyz

Simply Red 05-20-2011 09:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JohninGpt (Post 7654081)
There's probably an "End is Near" party somewhere nearby. Go give them girls some rapture.
shoulda drove that home today - these two hotties were eating by me at cinco in suwanee - chees n onion enchiladas NA St Paulis, now i'm trying to lock in this milf on i-m.

KS Smitty 05-20-2011 09:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 7654086)
i was housesitting for mom, came back to atlant 30 mis south - That girl I've dated for a yr. and I haven't spoke in a week, well - not much. We may be over. I need some hot new pussy. Sorry babe, no offense ;) I know you - so heck - figure I can b honest - Plus you're a big girl and i don't think you'd take offense, like to think i know u well enough to talk w/ you like i would one of my boyz
Good luck with that. Hope you get what you need without any "fringe benefits". Cover it up!!!!

Simply Red 05-20-2011 10:00 PM
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Originally Posted by KS Smitty (Post 7654098)
Good luck with that. Hope you get what you need without any "fringe benefits". Cover it up!!!!
naww, nothing will happen - tis too late in the evening now. LOL - carry on ya'll - sorry to express my frustration. Please DO carry on.

crazycoffey 05-20-2011 10:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KS Smitty (Post 7654074)
Bite me.
what, are you a loaf of bread and some fish that can feed thousands?

Buck 05-20-2011 10:03 PM
Bowwwwww
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crazycoffey 05-20-2011 10:04 PM
well shit, if the world isn't going to end, I have to get up in about 5 hours. I guess I gotta stop drinking and get some sleep.

pr_capone 05-20-2011 10:05 PM
just finished my 3rd week of 60 hours work week. i am ****ing beat. payday was NICE today tho

Simply Red 05-20-2011 10:07 PM
john & cc - if you're overseas, at all. are they planning to send the troops home from Afghanistan - or is shit getting worse?

crazycoffey 05-20-2011 10:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 7654119)
john & cc - if you're overseas, at all. are they planning to send the troops home from Afghanistan - or is shit getting worse?
not overseas, but as I understand it, Iraq has been on the downsize for the last 2ish years, while Afghanistan has been increasing. NOW does that mean Afghan doesn't start downsizing soon, since UBL death? I don't know.

JohninGpt 05-20-2011 10:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 7654119)
john & cc - if you're overseas, at all. are they planning to send the troops home from Afghanistan - or is shit getting worse?
I've been retired for three years Red. I'm sitting in Oklahoma with a rather stiffly mixed Bubbakeg.

Simply Red 05-20-2011 10:12 PM
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Originally Posted by JohninGpt (Post 7654124)
I've been retired for three years Red. I'm sitting in Oklahoma with a rather stiffly mixed Bubbakeg.
I ship to the marines, namely 'bastion' , actually - I have to plan my business around them, trouble is, the media doesn't give accurate forecasts. If I have depend on shipping to Pendleton - we're screwed and will b slow. LOL

JohninGpt 05-20-2011 10:12 PM
That would be Vodka and Peach mango crystal lite.

KS Smitty 05-20-2011 10:13 PM
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Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey (Post 7654112)
what, are you a loaf of bread and some fish that can feed thousands?
You'll know when you don't wake up tomorrow....... or today...... or yesterday...or whenever it is you don't wake up.

Simply Red 05-20-2011 10:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JohninGpt (Post 7654124)
I've been retired for three years Red. I'm sitting in Oklahoma with a rather stiffly mixed Bubbakeg.
oh & 'Ginn-n-juuuice!' - i'm currently drinking a diet mtn dew supernova and sparkin' a j-booo - NTTAWWT

JohninGpt 05-20-2011 10:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 7654125)
I ship to the marines, namely 'bastion' , actually - I have to plan my business around them, trouble is, the media doesn't give accurate forecasts. If I have depend on shipping to Pendleton - we're screwed and will b slow. LOL
All I know is alot of my buds that haven't retired yet have been spending alot of time in Afganistanland. Where you find Seabees, you'll probably find Marines.

Simply Red 05-20-2011 10:16 PM
johnin - i just texted that lady this - 'came home for a while - come on down you're the next contestant on my cock is yours!'

Do you think that'll pull her out the wood-work?

Simply Red 05-20-2011 10:18 PM
Braves look good tonight - 9 nada Angels lead - did we hire that Royal's pitcher? Oh wait! It was Tim ****ing Hudson!

JohninGpt 05-20-2011 10:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 7654134)
johnin - i just texted that lady this - 'came home for a while - come on down you're the next contestant on my cock is yours!'

Do you think that'll pull her out the wood-work?
Only if there's a new car behind door #2.

Hell, I've been married for 16 years, I have no idea how to pick up women.

crazycoffey 05-20-2011 10:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 7654129)
oh & 'Ginn-n-juuuice!' - i'm currently drinking a diet mtn dew supernova and sparkin' a j-booo - NTTAWWT
nothing wrong with that. 'cept that you seem to favor the damn marines!!!

JohninGpt 05-20-2011 10:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey (Post 7654141)
nothing wrong with that. 'cept that you seem to favor the damn marines!!!
Me too. The Marines never wanted me to escort a slow assed hemmit down Mobile.

Simply Red 05-20-2011 10:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey (Post 7654141)
nothing wrong with that. 'cept that you seem to favor the damn marines!!!
nono no, my customers' customer are the Marines, mostly - I ship to the Navy too, heck also the Army - but mostly to the Marines. GO MARINES jk :p

all services are extremely appreciated, we're sooo in debt to the servers of this country, I respect the living daylights out of every one of you, and will help you anytime I get the opportunity.

JohninGpt 05-20-2011 10:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 7654147)
nono no, my customers' customer are the Marines, mostly - I ship to the Navy too, heck also the Army - but mostly to the Marines. GO MARINES jk :p

all services are extremely appreciated, we're sooo in debt to the servers of this country, I respect the living daylights out of every one of you, and will help you anytime I get the opportunity.
What product do you ship?

Simply Red 05-20-2011 10:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JohninGpt (Post 7654149)
What product do you ship?
IBM shit, nothing exciting like Hustlers, or anything.

JohninGpt 05-20-2011 10:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 7654151)
IBM shit, nothing exciting like Hustlers, or anything.
Could be, you can fit alot of porn on IBM shit.

Simply Red 05-20-2011 10:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JohninGpt (Post 7654153)
Could be, you can fit alot of porn on IBM shit.
Which makes me chuckle - i got a tp t410 in from ebay - guess what was in it's optical drive? That's right 'University Of Austin' - a porn - this chick Austin - she looks pretty hot, but my biz partner was insistant we dispose of it, he's pretty religious, I was sortof upset, deep down, about it.

JohninGpt 05-20-2011 10:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 7654154)
Which makes me chuckle - i got a tp t410 in from ebay - guess what was in it's optical drive? That's right 'University Of Austin' - a porn - this chick Austin - she looks pretty hot, but my biz partner was insistant we dispose of it, he's pretty religious, I was sortof upset, deep down, about it.
That's funny. There are probably more DVDs and thumbdrives full of porn in the desert than the rest of the world combined.

Simply Red 05-20-2011 10:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JohninGpt (Post 7654159)
That's funny. There are probably more DVDs and thumbdrives full of porn in the desert than the rest of the world combined.
Dane McCloud wakes up and see's jizz shots flying through the air, across the valley, in Woodland Hills, porn capital of the world.:Scanlon:

JohninGpt 05-20-2011 10:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 7654167)
Dane McCloud wakes up and see's jizz shots flying through the air, across the valley, in Woodland Hills, porn capital of the world.:Scanlon:
He once shot one out of his bedroom window and hit Lindsay Lohan in the tonsils.

Buck's Dad 05-20-2011 10:49 PM
I wake up in the middle of the night and become even more badass than i already was.

Simply Red 05-20-2011 11:02 PM
I liked you better as the salad man.

KcMizzou 05-21-2011 12:17 AM
I need to remember to post my crazy on CP. FB is way more public.

Buck 05-21-2011 02:06 AM
OMFG best night ever.
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Hammock Parties 05-21-2011 02:10 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buck (Post 7654432)
OMFG best night ever.
Posted via Mobile Device
DETAILS YOU CAD

Buck 05-21-2011 04:53 AM
Don't worry I'll post the story tomorrow. P.S. I've been having the sex since my last post in here.
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Buck 05-21-2011 05:56 PM
3:53 - 1:06 = 2 hrs 47 minutes.

BOOYAH

Buck 05-21-2011 06:09 PM
Joey, where the **** are you? I got a story to tell.

crazycoffey 05-21-2011 06:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 7654151)
IBM shit, nothing exciting like Hustlers, or anything.
:sulk:

Rams Fan 05-21-2011 06:14 PM
Sex story now, Buck.

Buck 05-21-2011 06:15 PM
Ahhh Rams Fan, alright, let the post-whoring begin.

Buck 05-21-2011 06:16 PM
Yesterday around 5:40ish I went and picked her up and we went to BevMo to pick up some champagne. We got 3 bottles.

Mr. Flopnuts 05-21-2011 06:16 PM
Come on, man! Spill it. I'm dying over here, living vicariously through you.

Buck 05-21-2011 06:17 PM
Got back to her house and started drinking. I smoked a bowl or two and she ordered some Chinese food. We watched some MST3K and Blades of Glory.

Hammock Parties 05-21-2011 06:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buck (Post 7655364)
Yesterday around 5:40ish I went and picked her up and we went to BevMo to pick up some champagne. We got 3 bottles.
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