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keg in kc 03-17-2009 04:14 PM

I can't do that after 20 years of practice.

Katipan 03-17-2009 04:17 PM

I had trouble with it 5 minutes ago.

Hammock Parties 03-17-2009 04:19 PM

You won't believe what else my fingers found with impeccable accuracy on the first attempt.

Dave Lane 03-17-2009 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5590089)
Here's what will really blow your mind.

I unsnapped that bra, first try, like a PRO.

Biggity BAM!

The internet has taught me well.

So did you get any or not?

Katipan 03-17-2009 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5590126)
You won't believe what else my fingers found with impeccable accuracy on the first attempt.

That is not a joystick or playstation controller. Be nice.

Hammock Parties 03-17-2009 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave Lane (Post 5590130)
So did you get any or not?

I got everything but sex.

She had to bail...I took too long picking her up.

Dave Lane 03-17-2009 04:29 PM

Well the next step is easy and if you hit the doorbell right you should have been invited in.

keg in kc 03-17-2009 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5590119)
I had trouble with it 5 minutes ago.

No obligatory 'pics or stfu'. This place is slipping.

keg in kc 03-17-2009 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5590126)
You won't believe what else my fingers found with impeccable accuracy on the first attempt.

My first guess would be a penis.

Hammock Parties 03-17-2009 04:36 PM

Sorry Keg.

Also, she was 5-foot-1, and 99 pounds. Frickin' AWESOME! I definitely dig small girls.

keg in kc 03-17-2009 04:37 PM

You would've dug the 4'9 girl I knew in college. She was asian, though.

rockymtnchief 03-17-2009 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5590126)
You won't believe what else my fingers found with impeccable accuracy on the first attempt.

Anal?

Wash before you eat your Cheetos.

Katipan 03-17-2009 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5590180)
Sorry Keg.

Also, she was 5-foot-1, and 99 pounds. Frickin' AWESOME! I definitely dig small girls.

With big boobs?

luv 03-17-2009 05:03 PM

Which chick was this? I'm losing track of everyone you post about.

luv 03-17-2009 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5590230)
With big boobs?

If A cup is big.


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