You scared, Bugeater?

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tattoos don't bother me ( i have several ) but the lip hardware does

on my old car I always just bought whatever was cheapest at wal mart

Different strokes for different folks.

(P.S. that piercing doesn't effect sex, thats why I was wondering why you said you'd do her if she took it out.)

it affects kissing though
idk man I've had my fair share of lip rings lip studs monroes etc
clanking around and shit
one chick the back of her monroe came off somehow and she damn near choked on it

nipple rings and vayjay piercings are cool though

Hmm well its far enough off to the side. It feels good when it's put into action.

She doesn't have any of those piercings, all of them are in her face.

COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE

CRAZY COFFEE

18 on her face?

1 lip piercing
2 nose piercing (small studs)
7 in one ear
8 in the other ear

I seriously want to commit a hate crime against women right now.

lets ****ing do it Red 5!

what are we doing?

buck I am going to bed
GOODNIGHT

Goodnight sweetheart.

I want to tie a bitch up and burn her closet item by item until she repents for each and every wrongdoing she has committed just because she thinks she can get away with it because she's hot.

Are you going to post a pic of her or what?

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is that a tag?

BugeaterLovetap

HO BOY

ok im going to sleep now

Rams Fan is back.

good story buck. My night went a bit differently. took a nap after a trip to the dentist for a crown. woke up with a rash all over my chest and back. Took three benedryls with a glass of wine and small helping of lasagna, told you all I was going to have sex, passed out before oprah was over....

Benadryl will do that.
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So today I found six one dollar bills at the end of my street folded up wet on the curb while I was leaving for my jog. What's crazy is, I woke up, and really wasn't going to run today. I was too ****ing tired. But something told me I should, and woohoo! No houses are right there so I wouldn't know who to ask for if it's theirs, so I just kept it and was able to get a cup of coffee and a gallon of gas on my way to work. Finally building karma, I guess, and it feels good. The one day I would be broke this week and I find a little good. Awesome.

That's incredible, Buck Dad! Same thing happened to me this morning!

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee's Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack

How do I go about getting my weed from my girls house without seeming like I don't care about her and also without having to stay over there forever?

There's many options you need to consider.

Option One : Send somebody else.

Maybe a mutual friend? "Hey, Matt's busy today and he wanted me to drop by and grab his bag."

Maybe hire a burglar to rob her of your weed so you can get it back?

Naw I don't think there is any way to successfully pull this off. I'll just have to wait until I am over there next and remember to grab it when I leave.

Option Two : Take Her Somewhere Real Quick

Go get your bag, swing her out for lunch, then drop her back off at her place and leave.

Does not work if you have no cash.

Option Three : Chloroform

She'll never know you were there.

DING DING DING

So what you're saying is, you're too broke to pay this girl a visit.

Buck, son, would you like to borrow some cash?

haha I don't have any.

Well I could just go over there and hang out, which I don't really have a problem with, but I'm not trying to hang out with her every single day.

Yes plz
bastard

What a dick.

Right, I understand that one. I hate clingyness. Can't you just be up front? Hey, can I come grab my bag real quick? No? Does she want to hang out?

I don't want to get burnt out quick. It's like when you hang out with a friend every day for a week and then you don't hang out with them for a month because you get bored of them.

If I go over there, she is likely to want me to stay all night.

I was talking about your dad being a dick. Just teasing you like that man, that dude is a jerk.

It could be a hot night.

There's this girl I know who is starting to become basic stalkerish because she wants me so bad.

Yeah, but I want to hang out with her tomorrow night especially, so if I hang out with her tonight then I won't want to hang out tomorrow. Not as much anyways.

Bang her and then at the end cum in her face even though she says no.

That way you get to

A) Bang her
B) she'll never want to see you again

I'm married.

Oh man I'm gonna post whore today until I pass Bugeater. He's going to be so pissed.

Oh yeah.....

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Yall fools bettah watch out. The snake in the grass in slithering.

You'll never pass me

STORY TIME

Yes I will.

And you won't see it coming.

It'll be ****ing insane.

Well, pending I don't get banned again in that damn filter evasion thread.

This is the story about how I lost my virginity

It was a cool evening in January of 2004.

I was working at Savon, which is a drug store, and I was flirting with a co-worker.

As we were closing, I took her into the back room where the supervisor couldn't see us and I started making out with her.

Being the pimp that I was, I told her that I was gonna take her out to eat after work. Being that it was around 12 am, the only place that was open was Denny's.

Ironically, I went to this same Denny's with the current girl last Saturday. Doesn't really seem too strange until you realize that this Denny's is probably the 10th closest Denny's to my house....but I digress.

We went to Denny's and I can't remember what we had to eat, that was over 7 years ago.

We left the Denny's and I was prepared to kiss her goodbye as we entered each of our own cars and drove home, but as I was kissing her she whispered to me, "I want to **** you."

I was surprised, but willing. We couldn't go to my house because I lived with my mom and we couldn't go to her house either, so she asked me if I knew a secluded place nearby.

The only place I could think of was a road where there were no houses on either side but there was a college up the hill. We got in her Jeep Grand Cherokee and drove over there. Circled is where we parked.

We parked the truck and put down the back seat and got in the back of the Jeep.

I had no idea what I was doing. I was 18, she was 19 and about 1000% more experienced than me.

wow

I fumbled putting on the condom and laid there like a dead fish the whole time.

At some point she got tired of it and pulled off my condom and she like physically punished me until I started getting into it.

She finally came, I didn't, but I didn't care....I was no longer a virgin!

Then she drove me back to my car at the Denny's and I drove home. I'm pretty sure I jerked off that night.

Wait.. is it losing your virginity if you don't bust?

We had sex in the back of that Jeep probably 20 times before I decided I didn't care and started taking her home to my house.

I think so.

**** buddies R the BEST

This was the only girl that ever told me "I love you."

She always said that she felt like one day we would be married. One day she called me after not talking to her for a few months (this is like 6 years ago) and I was going to meet up with her again. When she called me to meet up, I felt like she just wanted to hang out because I had money so I cussed her out and never heard from her again. I should have just hung out once to have seen what was up and I could have at least got some poon.