Just remember that your brain is bigger than all of them, so you have to have some forgiveness.

Do not pick a fight with an angry midget.

Thanks to my super awesome prognosticating skills I won a $47 TCBY gift card at my local store. I predicted the Ravens winning the Super Bowl 30-35... missed nailing it by 1 freakin point per team. Still good enough to win. Woohoo free TCBY for everyone!

I'm being dragged to Disneyland. ****.

HoneyBadger ain't no bitch, bitch!

Just found this interesting.

Sydney average temperature: 22°C (71.5°F)
Florida average temperature: 21.5°C (70.5°F) (Warmest annual US State)
Missouri average temperature: 12.5°C (54.5°F)

That is why I with mess them.

This is bad?

Yes. I hate going to Disneyland. I was given a pass by my girlfriend, now I'm expected to take her there all the time.

I would like for them to hurry and release the public alpha of DayZ standalone.

It was 24ºC (75ºF) and overcast today. Winter is upon us.

I am sick and missed work today. I hate missing work but I try to be courteous working in the medical field to not get sick people sick.

Just thought this was cool....

DwayneBowe82 Dwayne Bowe<small class="time" style="font-size: 12px; color: rgb(187, 187, 187); position: relative; float: right; margin-top: 1px;">8 Feb</small>
I met one of KC's finest..a season ticket holder for 43 years... pic.twitter.com/G9rTOTOD


https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BCh3naWCUAIcehp.jpg:large

I was on facebook on my phone yesterday and I put it away, fell half asleep for like 30 minutes, woke up, went to check my phone cause I was expecting a message from someone and I was logged out and it said my account was disabled, I went on my laptop and it said the same thing. I sent an email to facebook with my ID, real name and everything and they said they're streamlining it and receiving feedback and processing it. What, I don't understand is, I've had this account for a long time now and never had any issues, just find it random that it happens out of nowhere. Anyone else experience this?

That literally did make me go, "awwww." Bowe actually looks very sincere and happy to have a picture taken with him. Bowe....baggage....HA! Such a laughable claim at this point.