ChiefsPlanet - I have a date.

Seriously, I'm supposed to walk up to a random girl in the canned goods aisle and whisper:

"I'll guarantee 2 screaming orgasms tonight, and if you work as hard as I do, you can have one too."

Sounds like a good way to get slapped.

Well sure, in canned goods!

Thats a meat department kind of line.

keg in kc

03-16-2009 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5587934)

Well sure, in canned goods!

Thats a meat department kind of line.

Produce. Massage a cantaloupe while you do it. Don't forget to lick your lips suggestively. And then your chin and eyebrows if you're able.

Hammock Parties

03-16-2009 05:07 PM

You folks are disgusting.

Katipan

03-16-2009 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5587989)

You folks are disgusting.

It's because we have had great sex.

keg in kc

03-16-2009 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5588032)

It's because we have had great sex.

"Great" is a big word.

Katipan

03-16-2009 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5588046)

"Great" is a big word.

Whatever big girls you tried, none of them can top the 6'5" 360 lb whale I bench pressed every night.

keg in kc

03-16-2009 05:37 PM

I didn't mean that in a physical sense, lmao.

Although I almost wish I would have.

I was referring to quality. LMAO

As for your behemoth, just remember, it could always have been worse.

Katipan

03-16-2009 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5588053)

I didn't mean that in a physical sense, lmao.

Although I almost wish I would have.

I was referring to quality. LMAO

As for your behemoth, just remember, it could always have been worse.

keg... he had a little penis too.

keg in kc

03-16-2009 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5588065)

keg... he had a little penis too.

You won the lottery.

Sounds like a giant version of me.

Hammock Parties

03-17-2009 03:17 PM

THAT WENT WELL!!!

SHE WAS CUTER THAN EXPECTED!

I ENJOY TITS!

Iowanian

03-17-2009 03:19 PM