It drives me crazy and I want to die.

I somehow managed to find one girl looking how I do. I don't think I could pull 2.

Don't sell yourself short.

LOL, not like I'm even trying.

I already found my perfect chick. I don't think I would want to do anything to **** this up.

OH!

I ate some seafood last night. I had a shrimp taco and some calimari.

Sure you don't want to **** this up.

Damn If I wanted I could pass up Bugeater tonight. Only some 85 posts away.

That sounds so ****ing nasty, son.

I'm not gonna **** it up DAD!

I'm trying to like it more because I've always hated it in the past, but when you are with someone who only eats seafood and vegetarian, its sort of hard not to. It's tough making two different dinners when you could just make one.

Postwhoring ftw

That's a fair point.

I'm not sure if I told you guys, but the other night we went to this same restaurant (last night we sat at the bar and had Taco Tuesday), but last week I got a Filet Mignon over there.

The steak was $32 and it was wrapped in bacon.

Best. Steak. Ever.

Was there blood

please tell me there was blood

It was cooked Medium.

So last Saturday I have a date with this girl....she stands me up....never apologizes or explains.

Ignored two texts.

Now she friends me on facebook.

EXPLAIN THIS BULLSHIT

please make your avatar one of these

http://avatar.hq-picture.com/avatars...ture_58848.gif

http://avatar.hq-picture.com/avatars...ture_55648.jpg

http://evilconservatives.org/forums/...atars/Bush.jpg

http://bulk2.destructoid.com/ul/avatars/0/5840.gif

Have you not talked to her since then?

Maybe she's a guy?

Oh and I'm on a mission to not post a status on facebook for at least a week.

Apparently when I don't post on facebook, one of my friends thinks I'm with the girl he's obsessed with, and he is right because I am. I'm not gonna post for a week and drive him crazy.

I'm not changing my avatar!

No.

You need to listen to your father.

Oh well, you should still go after dat ass

**** I'm craving coffee right now. **** it I'm doing it.

I'm really craving a diet coke, but I don't have any.

what the ****

DAT STACHE

http://i.imgur.com/pwdiq.jpg

Nice

Hey Buck,

Burt Reynolds called. He wants his mustache back.

Who's your daddy?

http://imgsrc.com/imgbank/americuju.gif

I don't realize until I see pics of myself that I'm losing weight.

damn buck you got some dark circles

****ing BAUCE

It's kinda scary...you look like my dad circa 1990

Yep, I've always had those, not sure why.

is that a pirate smiley face?

It's a pineapple pirate.

I don't ****ing know why. I ordered 3 random woot shirts and this was one of them.

I almost took a pic in that mirror that included my bulge (wearing boxers). I should have gone with that one.

i don't know why you didnt

salame, are you a hot chick?

I will send you junk pics

what salame is kirstie tynes?

Here's a picture of me being fatter and gayer with a shittier mustache like 2.5 months ago.

http://i.imgur.com/cftub.jpg

Oh also a hot red head.

duh

About to make more coffee.

That chick is repulsed by you.

is that the girl

yes

God Damn I was so fat.

salame 71
shirtsleeve 67
cheefer 61
ChiefsFire 60
chasedude 59
Smed1065 58
BigVE 57
kcxiv 56
'Hamas' Jenkins 56
booger 55
Bowser 53
Buck's Dad 53
Dunit35 52
rockymtnchief 51

IM COMING FOR YOU SALAME

Then you win Buck. ****.

I still am fat, but damn.

You're not too bad.

So this morning I wake up and the tire is completely flat.

I said **** It, and drove to Quick Trip(six or seven blocks) and aired the ****er up.

My goal is to lose 60-80 more pounds.
What did you do?

not sure what this is
but
COME AT ME BRO

****ing wizard.

Then at about 10:30 I got out on my lunch break and took the thing(flat again) to Mr Tires on 24. They said it was toast and it couldn't wait till Friday. Also front left one was wasted, and I need to replace atleast three, might as well all four, ASAP.

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I'd **** that girl if she ditched the piercing

****ing car troubles piss me off.

So there goes what little I had in savings. I now have not one dollar till friday and I'm hovering above e.

LOL OK DUDE

24hwy?
go over by gates and cool crest to A1 tire and hubcap and see if that chinese guy has any used tires

If it makes you feel better I'm broke too :thumb:

I know, especially when you're on a tight budget and you know where each dollars is going, and bam! Some ****ing douche decides to drop a hand full of nails in the middle of the road.

I just really dislike lip piercings
I mean don't get me wrong
I'm glad for ya

Well that's good!

I already got em. Went ahead and sprung for new ones. Might as ****ing well. Found a good deal in Blue Springs(shocker!).

Why would a lip piercing keep you from ****ing a girl though?

I need to get paid homie!

I'm weird like that with tats on girls.

Hmmm...this girl has 18 piercings and 3 or 4 tattoos. I have a few tattoos myself, doesn't bother me. She does have a tramp stamp tattoo that is almost exactly like my first girlfriends tramp stamp. Sort of weird.

gnight folks

pending another banning joey should be back 2morow

Good night Dad.

Please post pics so I know what I'm going to look like.