Anyone who tries to score chicks on the net like this should have scored by now it's not this difficult.

No, it's not.

Dude it shows MAJOR confidence and status. Its what will get you laid.

Time has proven that's not what he desires.

My darling sunshine... That line is always used on women. We hear the boasting of sexual prowess long before guys even know what the hell sexual prowess is.

Tell me you can bend your body in weird positions. Tell me you can't sleep on your stomach because your never ending boner pushes against your belly.

Don't tell me I'm about to miss a once in a lifetime opportunity. There's 10 more of you around the corner.

Back in the day, I used to use a line like

"hey I'm Iowanian, I'll guarantee 2 screaming orgasms tonight, and if you work as hard as I do, you can have one too"

sold.

Shit. I wasn't even using my deep, fonzy voice either.

I'll give that one a try. Not that I really need it.

You're going to get busted trying to use an Iowani-line. It won't work if you giggle or your voice cracks like Peter Brady.


I know the perfect line for meatpeeker.

"meet me at the Super 8 be'bey, I'll guarantee the most awkward 20 seconds of your life 4" can provide"

"oooh, sounds inviting. Its still going to cost you $150."

"If you think thats going to be weird, wait until I try out pillow talk for the first time."

I haven't tried "I'm a virgin", but "there was this one girl, I swear she came 50 times in a weekend" in the middle of a conversation has worked a few times.

Right, cause you score with such relative ease. :rolleyes:

Iowanian is awesome. There, I said it.

Great. There goes his ego again.

Someone has to be the yin to dakcman's yang