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taco bell?
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damn
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does fish tacos count?
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No those are nasty.
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Oh, this thread.
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100 Jeez seems like a ways off.
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We have got to put in work.
If everyone else had the gumption you and I had, this thread would be there by now. |
It's sad really. And it's not like this is a stupid pointless thread that's we're just dragging along. Where else can I place the following info and question?
TODAYS STATS I've pooped 4 times. Home : Once Work : Thrice I have not puked. I ate Shephards pie and drank alot of pepsi. No pussy. No mind-altering substances. Watched cartoons. How about you. Buck? |
TODAY'S STATS
I've pooped 1 time. Home: Once I have not puked. I ate some cheese and salami and drank some water. No pussy (yet). No mind-altering substances (yet). Watched cartoons and other television. Played some video games. |
I forgot I watched Dr Phil today. There was this black girl who hates everybody she was funny.
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kcmizzou and daface just kicked me hard in the nuts.
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I just had sex
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you started at 530, amiright? |
Dr Phil has been changing my life and he doesn't even know.
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I lasted more than 1 minute. |
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I need a shower.
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around...
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yeah i bet
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Dirk isn't half the player Rose is.
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15 shots white supremacy http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._1167061_n.jpg |
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I just had sex again.
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You should let your mom get some sleep man. |
I'm pooping right now, and it seems like it will never end....
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It won't, it'll just keeping oozing out of your anus.
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I'm totally pooping right now too.
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yeah, my ass was doing that. I thought the toilet would overflow and my colon would fall out. |
Now that I have 50k posts, and everyone either thinks I'm dumb, naive, or too sweet, it's time to turn the tables. :)
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what filter? I guess I'm not following you... |
She's going to revolt against CP for me.
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Uh....who are you? |
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She would like my stomach.
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In the last 2 days I've had so much sex that my entire body is sore.
A couple nights ago we had movie night and watched Return of the King and then did it. ****ing huge nerd-boner. |
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Damn Bug, I'm gonna catch you in this thread and in overall post count soon.
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buck you've inspired me, after my wife gets done watching oprah, I will take her and make love to her. I may even call out your name for one or two pumps, that's more than you did for me....
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Last night was a very impromptu meet up and it was also the sexiest sex I've ever had. |
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I don't know I just turned 39, in my old age, I'm more likely to go to sleep after....
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14 minutes? That's pretty good Old Man...and wtf I thought you were like 30.
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I think I can do it.
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I have the utmost faith in you, son.
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Dad?
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Yeah, it's me.
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Please don't shoot me, Mastah.
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If you're anything like you're old man, then you can muster up a 5 inch chub every now and again.
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So drew23 = KurtCobain, right?
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If your dad is a dead rock artist, then yeah. That's me.
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Welp, time to jerk off!
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Just like your old man.
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Dad, how do I unclog the drain?
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I'v missed shit since starting the new job:banghead: |
Shit is crazy.
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