Not really. My fanbois are gathered in so close right now, they're containing the spill. I really wish king would brush his teeth.

And here we are back in Junior High.

This week on Keeping Up With The Fatassians.

You disagree with my statement?

I don't give a shit about your statement, scumbag. If you don't approve of what I do or how I do it, then I must be doing it right.

There isn't a single person who's actively jumped on Sloppy's little pile that I like, respect or value in the slightest. Not one (sorry, ladies). The fact that you're all in one place feeding off each other really doesn't change that. Shit, get some more douchebags. I can make recommendations if trying to think of more taxes your limited abilities too much.

Yeah you do.

You need a hug.

Come to think of it, frazod and Hootie aren't that dissimilar. Frazod just has better sentence and paragraph structure.

I am pretty far out of the loop. With that said, until now, I didn't realize anyone's hate for each other and/or bickering with each other in this thread was genuine and I REALLY didn't realize that people actually were becoming upset. I literally thought it was just a bunch of people joking around and/or people purposely trying to fit humorous internet roles they had self-applied to themselves on here.

Holy shit, was I ever wrong about that. This shit is REAL.

Yeah. Shouldn't be laughing at it but oh well.

**** yeah! It's even facebook official, allegedly.

I can take my ball busting like a man. Sue me. I actually consider some people here genuine friends. I don't see a problem with that, but I understand a lot of people think of it lowly for whatever reason. I've met some thoughtful, genuine, people online. It's really not a bad thing.

I did as well. Apparently I was way wrong on that one. No. Big. Deal. It happens all the time around here. If anyone thinks I'm somehow emotionally attached to any of this, that is also a surprise. I think I've been pretty even keeled this morning. I'm just participating in real talk. It is what it is.

I think there's really only one guy who is genuinely mad. He can be found living in Hootie's head, and Flopnuts' head, and King's head, and Jasonsauto's head, and my head, and several other heads around here.