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ToxSocks 11-17-2023 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rfaulk34 (Post 17227488)
Once again i find myself sitting here wondering why i continue to be a Cincinnati are sports fan. A baseball team that hasn't won a playoff series since '95. A football team that shows a spark of success every few years then loses every single SB they've been in and a college basketball team with a coach that has wasted more talent that any 3 other coaches combined, who only won 1 championship because he had so much talent that he couldn't **** it up but then he did proceeded to **** that up a couple years later when he took an undefeated team to the final 4 and shit all over himself. Meanwhile, all the "rivals" of said area sports team are able to have extended periods of success with multiple championships.

So i'm gonna open up the floor. Please give me some ideas on what the **** is wrong with my brain that i continue to support the teams in this area when they do nothing but shit all over themselves and proceed to fall all over each other due to the massive amount of runny, smelly shit they've just produced.

Ready.
Aim.
Fire!

Could be worse. Could be a San Diego sports fan. Or a Browns fan. /shrug

smithandrew051 11-17-2023 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr_Tomahawk (Post 17227783)
I would like to call them cheaters.....but Dumbasses keep coming to mind.

It seems like it was a very unnecessary rule to break.

They walked into trouble here with very little upside to gain something.

They lost anyway. They lost their QB for some TBD period of time. And now they’re in some form of trouble.

Really dumb.

Hammock Parties 11-17-2023 10:17 AM

big props to rfaulk34

i hate his guts, but he showed a lot of them by coming back here and taking his lumps, and also avoiding the banhammer for 10 games

now **** off

smithandrew051 11-17-2023 10:24 AM

rfaulk34 > Amnorix

And it’s not particularly close

rfaulk34 11-17-2023 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrunkBassGuitar (Post 17227762)
too much skyline chili, it's rotted your brain

Sometimes it's just the simplest of things...

St. Patty's Fire 11-17-2023 10:37 AM

joe burrow is just carson palmer with a SB loss

Hammock Parties 11-17-2023 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by St. Patty's Fire (Post 17227917)
joe burrow is just ken anderson or boomer esiason without MVPs

FYP

St. Patty's Fire 11-17-2023 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 17227925)
FYP

boomer esiason without an mvp

notorious 11-17-2023 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smithandrew051 (Post 17227900)
rfaulk34 > Amnorix

And it’s not particularly close

Asterix never displayed humility.

RF has.

rfaulk34 11-17-2023 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 17227889)
big props to rfaulk34

i hate his guts, but he showed a lot of them by coming back here and taking his lumps, and also avoiding the banhammer for 10 games

now **** off

Ok, that's it. We're enemies again!!

Wisconsin_Chief 11-17-2023 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Molitoth (Post 17227855)

This is some brilliant shit right here. ROFL

Sassy Squatch 11-17-2023 11:00 AM

LMAO Holy shit, that Glass Joe meme is incredible

LagunaSWana 11-17-2023 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Wisconsin_Chief (Post 17227944)
This is some brilliant shit right here. ROFL

Body blow! Body blow! Uppercut! Knock him out!

RealSNR 11-17-2023 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smithandrew051 (Post 17227900)
rfaulk34 > Amnorix

And it’s not particularly close

I have a tiny feeling that stevegroganfan is an Amnorix mult, but I could be wrong

rfaulk34 11-17-2023 11:18 AM

https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/Sb8c67c55...0Q90.jpg_.webp

Hammock Parties 11-17-2023 11:21 AM

Sneaky attempt by the Bengals to induce doubt.

"oh yeah, just his iPad glove"

bitch, please

rfaulk34 11-17-2023 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 17227988)
Sneaky attempt by the Bengals to induce doubt.

"oh yeah, just his iPad glove"

bitch, please

He's carrying an ipad in that hand, dipshit.

And he had no trouble throwing the ball up until the hit on the previous play where he came down on that hand. UseURbRain.

TambaBerry 11-17-2023 11:23 AM

LMAO is that really the argument?

TambaBerry 11-17-2023 11:23 AM

also what douche uses a glove for their tablet?

Hammock Parties 11-17-2023 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by rfaulk34 (Post 17227991)
He's carrying an ipad in that hand, dipshit.

And he had no trouble throwing the ball up until the hit on the previous play where he came down on that hand. UseURbRain.

Seems weird to be carrying it in, don't you think? Put that shit in a bag.

Sneaky sneaky.

staylor26 11-17-2023 11:29 AM

The fact that they deleted the video after accidentally posting it tells you everything you need to know.

Hammock Parties 11-17-2023 11:30 AM

firing up the bengals radio replay.... :D

Pablo 11-17-2023 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sassy Squatch (Post 17227965)
LMAO Holy shit, that Glass Joe meme is incredible

I was on it last night, just on CP, no photoshop. Just to toot my own horn a lil bit ya know.

https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/show...&postcount=268

TambaBerry 11-17-2023 11:30 AM

Wasn't Burrow the one with the tiny hands?

Pablo 11-17-2023 11:31 AM

In times of suffering I like to offer this bit of advice for rival fans like you rfaulk, I hope it brings you some sort of peace.

Life's a bitch, then you die.

Bearcat 11-17-2023 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Molitoth (Post 17227855)

LMAO

Wisconsin_Chief 11-17-2023 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rfaulk34 (Post 17227986)

I honestly can't believe this is a thing that exists.

Pablo 11-17-2023 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wisconsin_Chief (Post 17228016)
I honestly can't believe this is a thing that exists.

Joe is a fashionista. I'm sure he accessorized his tablet glove to match his teddy bear sweater.

Bearcat 11-17-2023 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rfaulk34 (Post 17227986)

<iframe src="https://giphy.com/embed/l0Hlx5fwku6mZjYJO" width="480" height="366" frameBorder="0" class="giphy-embed" allowFullScreen></iframe><p><a href="https://giphy.com/gifs/southparkgifs-l0Hlx5fwku6mZjYJO">via GIPHY</a></p>

notorious 11-17-2023 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pablo (Post 17228012)
In times of suffering I like to offer this bit of advice for rival fans like you rfaulk, I hope it brings you some sort of peace.

Life's a bitch, then you die.

Find solace in the fact that death is where they'll find peace.

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/cZUxDcza4dM?si=nXYJJT7voXZulNKx&amp;start=10" title="YouTube video player" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share" allowfullscreen></iframe>

jerryaldini 11-17-2023 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by St. Patty's Fire (Post 17227917)
joe burrow is just carson palmer with a SB loss

Hopefully the team will get him The Battery Daddy for Christmas and he can enjoy sitting and looking at all his batteries during the playoffs.

Mr. Plow 11-17-2023 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rfaulk34 (Post 17227488)
Once again i find myself sitting here wondering why i continue to be a Cincinnati are sports fan. A baseball team that hasn't won a playoff series since '95. A football team that shows a spark of success every few years then loses every single SB they've been in and a college basketball team with a coach that has wasted more talent that any 3 other coaches combined, who only won 1 championship because he had so much talent that he couldn't **** it up but then he did proceeded to **** that up a couple years later when he took an undefeated team to the final 4 and shit all over himself. Meanwhile, all the "rivals" of said area sports team are able to have extended periods of success with multiple championships.

So i'm gonna open up the floor. Please give me some ideas on what the **** is wrong with my brain that i continue to support the teams in this area when they do nothing but shit all over themselves and proceed to fall all over each other due to the massive amount of runny, smelly shit they've just produced.

Ready.
Aim.
Fire!

Stop making me feel sorry for you.

Like everyone else has said.... we've been through it. It'll make it sweeter when it finally happens.

rfaulk34 11-17-2023 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 17228004)
Seems weird to be carrying it in, don't you think? Put that shit in a bag.

Sneaky sneaky.

There's a pic of him coming off the plane, with the ipad, clear as day. Much better than the Zapruder film of him in the terminal.

Bet the shot came from the grassy baggage claim.

Red Dawg 11-17-2023 12:14 PM

Joe will be fine. He will probably play next week after icing it for a week. He sprained his wrist, whoopee. The glove? Who cares? Stupid as media acting like it's some big conspiracy. That's what happens when the league, that claims to be on the level, is in business with the bookies. Can't get an accurate point spread so they must investigate.

Graystoke 11-17-2023 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rfaulk34 (Post 17227986)

Joe Burrow is in Belize with Cave??

Pablo 11-17-2023 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Red Dawg (Post 17228055)
Joe will be fine. He will probably play next week after icing it for a week. He sprained his wrist whooopie. The glove? Who cares? Stupid as media acting like it's some big conspiracy.

He tried to throw on the sideline and broke down in tears. Here's a pic of him going to the locker room.

https://www.boston.com/wp-content/up...5fe-scaled.jpg

Red Dawg 11-17-2023 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pablo (Post 17228062)
He tried to throw on the sideline and broke down in tears. Here's a pic of him going to the locker room.

https://www.boston.com/wp-content/up...5fe-scaled.jpg

I didn't see any tears.

Hammock Parties 11-17-2023 12:23 PM

https://scontent-ams4-1.xx.fbcdn.net...og&oe=655D3B51

scho63 11-17-2023 12:25 PM

NFL looking into the injury reporting - someone called it out last night in the game thread.

staylor26 11-17-2023 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Red Dawg (Post 17228055)
Joe will be fine. He will probably play next week after icing it for a week. He sprained his wrist, whoopee. The glove? Who cares? Stupid as media acting like it's some big conspiracy. That's what happens when the league, that claims to be on the level, is in business with the bookies. Can't get an accurate point spread so they must investigate.

:facepalm:

Pepe Silvia 11-17-2023 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notorious (Post 17228027)
Find solace in the fact that death is where they'll find peace.

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/cZUxDcza4dM?si=nXYJJT7voXZulNKx&amp;start=10" title="YouTube video player" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share" allowfullscreen></iframe>

That’s for Quakers.

Toad 11-17-2023 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by jerryaldini (Post 17227648)
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">“You don’t live in Cleveland, you live in Cincinnati!” Coach Sam Wyche dropped this gem today in 1989... <a href="https://t.co/Kp337lO9f8">pic.twitter.com/Kp337lO9f8</a></p>&mdash; HOMAGE (@HOMAGE) <a href="https://twitter.com/HOMAGE/status/1469312985449603074?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 10, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Factory of sadness (part 2)

rfaulk34 11-17-2023 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pablo (Post 17228012)
In times of suffering I like to offer this bit of advice for rival fans like you rfaulk, I hope it brings you some sort of peace.

Life's a bitch, then you die.

https://media.tenor.com/GM-bly2LPsYA...-clap-golf.gif

rfaulk34 11-17-2023 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pablo (Post 17228018)
Joe is a fashionista. I'm sure he accessorized his tablet glove to match his teddy bear sweater.

I'm a little surprised he went with basic black.

rfaulk34 11-17-2023 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 17228026)
<iframe src="https://giphy.com/embed/l0Hlx5fwku6mZjYJO" width="480" height="366" frameBorder="0" class="giphy-embed" allowFullScreen></iframe><p><a href="https://giphy.com/gifs/southparkgifs-l0Hlx5fwku6mZjYJO">via GIPHY</a></p>

I am NOT a HATER! I LOVE stylus gloves but, reality is reality. He was down, left late to go to the Apple Store and is NOT scrolling with the pen. I do not understand what is going on with the SCREEN as well as what the hell is going on with the GLOVE! Will he be able to draw, YES! Will he be able to make straight lines? NO! THIS SUCKS!

rfaulk34 11-17-2023 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 17228032)
Stop making me feel sorry for you.

Like everyone else has said.... we've been through it. It'll make it sweeter when it finally happens.

I don't need your sympathy, you son of a bitch!!














Better? :p

rfaulk34 11-17-2023 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Graystoke (Post 17228057)
Joe Burrow is in Belize with Cave??

*winner

Bearcat 11-17-2023 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rfaulk34 (Post 17228117)
I am NOT a HATER! I LOVE stylus gloves but, reality is reality. He was down, left late to go to the Apple Store and is NOT scrolling with the pen. I do not understand what is going on with the SCREEN as well as what the hell is going on with the GLOVE! Will he be able to draw, YES! Will he be able to make straight lines? NO! THIS SUCKS!

:clap:

(and I guess the Chewbacca defense isn't widely known, heh)

Buehler445 11-17-2023 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TambaBerry (Post 17227878)
you're 40 years old wtf

How the hell old do you think I am? ROFL

FloridaMan88 11-17-2023 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Red Dawg (Post 17228055)
Joe will be fine. He will probably play next week after icing it for a week. He sprained his wrist, whoopee. The glove? Who cares? Stupid as media acting like it's some big conspiracy. That's what happens when the league, that claims to be on the level, is in business with the bookies. Can't get an accurate point spread so they must investigate.

If it was just a sprained wrist then he would have tried to tough it out and continue playing last night in a crucial game.

JohnnyHammersticks 11-17-2023 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rfaulk34 (Post 17227488)
Once again i find myself sitting here wondering why i continue to be a Cincinnati are sports fan. A baseball team that hasn't won a playoff series since '95. A football team that shows a spark of success every few years then loses every single SB they've been in and a college basketball team with a coach that has wasted more talent that any 3 other coaches combined, who only won 1 championship because he had so much talent that he couldn't **** it up but then he did proceeded to **** that up a couple years later when he took an undefeated team to the final 4 and shit all over himself. Meanwhile, all the "rivals" of said area sports team are able to have extended periods of success with multiple championships.

So i'm gonna open up the floor. Please give me some ideas on what the **** is wrong with my brain that i continue to support the teams in this area when they do nothing but shit all over themselves and proceed to fall all over each other due to the massive amount of runny, smelly shit they've just produced.

Ready.
Aim.
Fire!

That's what happens when you eat too much **** pie...



...queer

Hammock Parties 11-17-2023 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCChiefsFan88 (Post 17228157)
If it was just a sprained wrist then he would have tried to tough it out and continue playing last night in a crucial game.

https://www.recordonline.com/gcdn/au...-b0538115.jpeg

tredadda 11-17-2023 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pablo (Post 17228018)
Joe is a fashionista. I'm sure he accessorized his tablet glove to match his teddy bear sweater.

But for this game and this game only did he do it. Any other game there was no reason to wear one.

Hammock Parties 11-17-2023 01:32 PM

oh bobby

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The suits are busy on <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/wristgate?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#wristgate</a><br><br>Eeeewwww weeeeeeeee</p>&mdash; Bobby Stroupe (@bobbystroupe) <a href="https://twitter.com/bobbystroupe/status/1725548630935851507?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 17, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

rfaulk34 11-17-2023 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 17228133)
:clap:

(and I guess the Chewbacca defense isn't widely known, heh)

I knew what you were saying. This was where i started.

I am NOT a HATER! I LOVE smoke screens but, reality is reality. He was down, left late to get detour signs and is NOT talking in enough circles. etc.

But it seemed a little long winded so...

https://media.tenor.com/SeBpVGIsjlEA...the-office.gif

Mr_Tomahawk 11-17-2023 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 17228176)
oh bobby

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The suits are busy on <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/wristgate?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#wristgate</a><br><br>Eeeewwww weeeeeeeee</p>&mdash; Bobby Stroupe (@bobbystroupe) <a href="https://twitter.com/bobbystroupe/status/1725548630935851507?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 17, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Translation?

Monticore 11-17-2023 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCChiefsFan88 (Post 17228157)
If it was just a sprained wrist then he would have tried to tough it out and continue playing last night in a crucial game.

Could be to torn ligaments, just had that happen to me with avulsion fracture, couldn’t squeeze anything .

TambaBerry 11-17-2023 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buehler445 (Post 17228147)
How the hell old do you think I am? ROFL

15? just giving you shit most people here are ancient lol

TribalElder 11-17-2023 01:43 PM

burrow out for season wrist injury

ToxSocks 11-17-2023 01:44 PM

Torn ligament in the thumb. Out for the year.

RollChiefsRoll 11-17-2023 01:44 PM

Jesus…

Balto 11-17-2023 01:45 PM

I miss the days when it seemed every player drafted or signed was known for getting trouble on or off the field. Was really the only reason anyone talked about them.

Man it would be soooo hard being a fan of a team with a guy like Burrow as the QB. Just seems like such a cry baby pussy.

Edit: Burrow out for season...What a pussy

ToxSocks 11-17-2023 01:45 PM

Chiefs just gotta stay healthy at this point....

FlaChief58 11-17-2023 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TribalElder (Post 17228189)
burrow out for season wrist injury

To the MF'n ship!

rfaulk34 11-17-2023 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tredadda (Post 17228175)
But for this game and this game only did he do it. Any other game there was no reason to wear one.

League circles say he was drawing up a meme to zap Clay with once the game was over.

Something to do with helicopters and Russian MILFs or some shit.

Pasta Little Brioni 11-17-2023 01:54 PM

Sorry rfaulk

Spott 11-17-2023 01:54 PM

Welcome to BurrowDead.

tredadda 11-17-2023 01:55 PM

KC breaks another team.

ChiefsCountry 11-17-2023 02:00 PM

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">&quot;BURROWHEAD MY ASS!&quot; -Travis Kelce <a href="https://t.co/Vbda4n6Agk">pic.twitter.com/Vbda4n6Agk</a></p>&mdash; Jomboy Media (@JomboyMedia) <a href="https://twitter.com/JomboyMedia/status/1619895216776830978?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 30, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Skyy God 11-17-2023 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pablo (Post 17228018)
Joe is a fashionista. I'm sure he accessorized his tablet glove to match his teddy bear sweater.

If by fashionista you mean 13 year old nerd with Bar Mistvah money to burn, then yes.

Mr. Plow 11-17-2023 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rfaulk34 (Post 17228128)
I don't need your sympathy, you son of a bitch!!

Better? :p

https://y.yarn.co/c0fed413-c34b-47bb...cc3b6_text.gif

redfan 11-17-2023 02:18 PM

Sorry in advance, Joe.

Hammock Parties 11-17-2023 02:33 PM

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F_KbmkgW...pg&name=medium

RedinTexas 11-17-2023 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rfaulk34 (Post 17228218)
League circles say he was drawing up a meme to zap Clay with once the game was over.

Something to do with helicopters and Russian MILFs or some shit.

Come on rfaulk. Say it with me.

I am a Kansas City Chiefs fan.

rfaulk34 11-17-2023 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedinTexas (Post 17228375)
Come on rfaulk. Say it with me.

I am a Kansas City Chiefs fan.

https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2...unYI/giphy.gif

dlphg9 11-17-2023 02:59 PM

Sorry RFaulk. This has to really suck.

Spott 11-17-2023 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dlphg9 (Post 17228405)
Sorry RFaulk. This has to really suck.

If you live in ohio, you're pretty much used to everything sucking already.

Skyy God 11-17-2023 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rfaulk34 (Post 17228383)

I hope you enjoyed your brief 2 year window of semi-relevance.

rfaulk34 11-17-2023 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spott (Post 17228407)
If you live in ohio, you're pretty much used to everything sucking already.

I only work in Ohio. I live in Kentuckystan.

Spott 11-17-2023 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rfaulk34 (Post 17228467)
I only work in Ohio. I live in Kentuckystan.

I actually work in Ohio (Cleveland area), but live in Florida. Hence the persistent jokes about the place.


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