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loochy 06-09-2014 09:24 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 10679731)
Big Smoke is not hootie, and in reverse.
Well I know you aren't hootie

but who is not hootie?

Pasta Little Brioni 06-09-2014 09:24 AM
Up next on the list we have a guy who's ex wife has slept with every unattractive dude in a three county radius!

frankotank 06-09-2014 09:27 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10679745)
Up next on the list we have a guy who's ex wife has slept with every unattractive dude in a three county radius!
ALL the midgets!

TimBone 06-09-2014 09:27 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10679745)
Up next on the list we have a guy who's ex wife has slept with every unattractive dude in a three county radius!
I thought for sure I wasn't on this list.

TLO 06-09-2014 09:27 AM
And this is why I'm not in the top 101.

I'll mark myself down under, "needs improvement".

TLO 06-09-2014 09:29 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10679745)
Up next on the list we have a guy who's ex wife has slept with every unattractive dude in a three county radius!
MTG?

loochy 06-09-2014 09:38 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10679745)
Up next on the list we have a guy who's ex wife has slept with every unattractive dude in a three county radius!
ahhh! MTG!

Pasta Little Brioni 06-09-2014 09:45 AM
Stay tuned!

Pasta Little Brioni 06-09-2014 09:46 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 10679752)
And this is why I'm not in the top 101.

I'll mark myself down under, "needs improvement".
You've shown good progress. Hell pulling that off woulda got ya on the list!

Titty Meat 06-09-2014 10:35 AM
Big Smoke is a pipelayer folks

Anyong Bluth 06-09-2014 10:41 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by rico (Post 10674621)
No offense dude, but you remind me of a dude who has smelly armpits. I mean, I like you and all, but whenever I see you post...I read it and it is usually cool enough, but I swear I smell B.O. when I'm reading it. I don't what it is. If your username some how reminds me of it... (I used to get your name mixed up with that little German fatass kid who fell into a chocolate river in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory...in actuality, I think it is Augustus Gloop) or maybe it's the avatar... Yeah, probably the avatar...that dude looks like he has smelly pits.

My Senior year in college, there was this Freshman who had this smelly pits disease. He has some sort of disorder or hormone imbalance that made him have awful, mind-numbing B.O. I went to a private Catholic college, so people there could be pretty mean and "hoity-toity." With that said, that kid's nickname the FIRST night of school was "Smelly." Everyone on campus knew him as "Smelly" within the first week of school beginning. I always felt bad for that kid, for if you were actually able to fight the stench and have a conversation with him, he was a really nice dude. He was obviously at the wrong college though...lotta arrogant, snide Chicaburbians there. I think Smelly caught on quick enough, for he transferred after the first semester. I mean, how awful would that be, having EVERYONE on campus not even knowing your real name, for they all know you exclusively as "Smelly?"
Happy now?WooWoo

http://www.adweek.com/files/adfreak/...7116970c-450wi



And, yes, this guy:
http://www.i70baseball.com/wp-conten...uncle-rico.jpg

is this guy:

http://www.jppredicts.com/Blog/wp-co...2/08/Rico1.jpg.


Never would have known "Uncle Rico" is a Royals fan... .

TMYK...

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/291...you-know-o.gif



Warmest regards,

Mr. Bluth

rico 06-09-2014 11:07 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Anyong Bluth (Post 10679939)
Happy now?WooWoo

http://www.adweek.com/files/adfreak/...7116970c-450wi



And, yes, this guy:
http://www.i70baseball.com/wp-conten...uncle-rico.jpg

is this guy:

http://www.jppredicts.com/Blog/wp-co...2/08/Rico1.jpg.


Never would have known "Uncle Rico" is a Royals fan... .

TMYK...

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/291...you-know-o.gif



Warmest regards,

Mr. Bluth
What is Rico Suave a fan of? The San Diego Padres or something?

loochy 06-09-2014 11:08 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by rico (Post 10680007)
What is Rico Suave a fan of? The San Diego Padres or something?
Men.

Pepe Silvia 06-09-2014 11:25 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10679286)
I heard the same about you ;)
I never got the proper roast, I think it was one LOL and that was it. ROFL

Anyong Bluth 06-09-2014 11:39 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by rico (Post 10680007)
What is Rico Suave a fan of? The San Diego Padres or something?






Quote:
Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10680009)
Men.
Well, Padres being another word for Priests, you both have essentially given the same answer.

I am unaware of Suave's predilections. Given his career trajectory, I would guess a hot meal and roof over his head? Which may be gained by entering into a life as a male sloot- unless he is secretly heir to the Suave Shampoo empire's fortune?

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/06/10/duny2u6e.jpg


* bonus for Deep Cleaning

Rausch 06-09-2014 12:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by rico (Post 10680007)
What is Rico Suave a fan of? The San Diego Padres or something?
Not even 20 years ago did anyone give a $#it...

rico 06-09-2014 12:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 10680121)
Not even 20 years ago did anyone give a $#it...
Haha, I like how you use the hash tag for the "H."

rico 06-09-2014 12:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10680009)
Men.
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/q3QJHeV05uA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Al Bundy 06-09-2014 01:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 10680121)
Not even 20 years ago did anyone give a $#it...
Go watch "Can't Buy Me Love", your mind will change.

Pasta Little Brioni 06-09-2014 02:42 PM
Smaque you ok buddy?

saphojunkie 06-09-2014 03:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Anyong Bluth (Post 10679939)
Happy now?WooWoo



Never would have known "Uncle Rico" is a Royals fan... .
And this guy:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-nLAZB4s5gZ...hrisCooper.jpg

Is from Brookside and helped build Kauffman stadium when he was a bricklayer.

bevischief 06-09-2014 03:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10680421)
Smaque you ok buddy?
He is high and going after a post office with a samurai sword.

Hammock Parties 06-09-2014 08:00 PM
I think you can guess who Rick is.

http://i.imgur.com/zdbT8ex.jpg

Pasta Little Brioni 06-09-2014 08:09 PM
**** u C_ay :) and Pootie

LoneWolf 06-09-2014 08:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10681053)
I think you can guess who Rick is.

http://i.imgur.com/zdbT8ex.jpg
When you and Hootie finish jerking each other off, do you wash your hands or just wipe them off on his piss stained mattress?

Titty Meat 06-09-2014 08:17 PM
See Hootie agrees with me. **** all of you.

Pasta Little Brioni 06-09-2014 08:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog (Post 10681096)
See Hootie agrees with me. **** all of you.
It's a compliment to the thread. You are as big an idiot creepazoid as he was lately

Hammock Parties 06-09-2014 08:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 10681092)
When you and Hootie finish jerking each other off, do you wash your hands or just wipe them off on his piss stained mattress?
Who says we jerk each other off? Much better ways to cum.

Pasta Little Brioni 06-09-2014 08:31 PM
Scissor me timbers!

Titty Meat 06-09-2014 08:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10681113)
It's a compliment to the thread. You are as big an idiot creepazoid as he was lately
U mad Hootie says your lame ass thread sucks.

Pasta Little Brioni 06-09-2014 08:32 PM
Nah hootie is a failure that couldn't even do ten names.

milkman 06-09-2014 08:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog (Post 10681121)
U mad Hootie says your lame ass thread sucks.
You really aren't too bright, are you?

TLO 06-09-2014 08:46 PM
You have received a permanent ban in the past

If you have received a permanent ban and you come back under another ID, you can be banned at any time for no reason. If you are banned, communication with the forum is prohibited. This means no videos, pictures, or text is to be posted on your behalf in the open forum by a proxy.

Does that mean Zarth will be banned? :hmmm:

Titty Meat 06-09-2014 08:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by milkman (Post 10681145)
You really aren't too bright, are you?
Hootie > you

TLO 06-09-2014 08:54 PM
Frazod > Hootie
-

Titty Meat 06-09-2014 08:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 10681174)
Frazod > Hootie
-
Zod was pretty funny

milkman 06-09-2014 08:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog (Post 10681167)
Hootie > you
Seriously.

Just stop and think for a minute.

Hootie (who I personally like) is one of the most reviled posters this place has seen, and you think that his opinion somehow matters to anyone.

Seriously ****ing stupid.

Dayze 06-09-2014 08:59 PM
Special Fried Rice

Titty Meat 06-09-2014 08:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by milkman (Post 10681179)
Seriously.

Just stop and think for a minute.

Hootie (who I personally like) is one of the most reviled posters this place has seen, and you think that his opinion somehow matters to anyone.

Seriously ****ing stupid.
The roast thread last year would have lasted 10 comments without Hootie.

The only reason this one keeps going is because PGM refuses to log off.

milkman 06-09-2014 09:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog (Post 10681184)
The roast thread last year would have lasted 10 comments without Hootie.

The only reason this one keeps going is because PGM refuses to log off.
Pay attention dipshit.

I haven't commented whether these roasts are better or worse.

I'm only talking about the stupidity displayed by your dumb ass with your Hootie thinks this roast sucks.

No one cares dumbass, because almost everyone hates him.

notorious 06-09-2014 09:10 PM
Choc faps to the thought of eating out Hootie's sloppy seconds.

lewdog 06-09-2014 09:12 PM
Billay has a great shot at taking the douche of the year trophy this year.

He's really on a roll.

notorious 06-09-2014 09:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10681183)
Special Fried Rice
God Damnit. That sounds good right now.

I live in a town of 900 people, and the nearest Chinese is over 30 minutes away and probably closed.

Titty Meat 06-09-2014 09:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by milkman (Post 10681205)
Pay attention dipshit.

I haven't commented whether these roasts are better or worse.

I'm only talking about the stupidity displayed by your dumb ass with your Hootie thinks this roast sucks.

No one cares dumbass, because almost everyone hates him.
They obviously cared what he said they went out of the way to get him banned.

Titty Meat 06-09-2014 09:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 10681219)
Billay has a great shot at taking the douche of the year trophy this year.

He's really on a roll.
http://imagizer.imageshack.us/a/img1...kthatsenuf.png

milkman 06-09-2014 09:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog (Post 10681225)
They obviously cared what he said they went out of the way to get him banned.
If a fatass is sitting on your head, you care about that fatass sitting on your head.

When someone gets that fatass off your head, you don't care where he sits anymore, ad long as it isn't on your head.

Dayze 06-09-2014 09:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by notorious (Post 10681220)
God Damnit. That sounds good right now.

I live in a town of 900 people, and the nearest Chinese is over 30 minutes away and probably closed.
not the rice I'm thinking of lol. I was posting to distract everyone.

do not google it...only when you're alone. lol.




carry on.

*note...fried rice does sound good though*

Titty Meat 06-09-2014 09:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by milkman (Post 10681238)
If a fatass is sitting on your head, you care about that fatass sitting on your head.

When someone gets that fatass off your head, you don't care where he sits anymore, ad long as it isn't on your head.
Yeah they could have used the ignore function. As you'll recall his banning was controversial and it basically ran others off the board.

Katipan 06-09-2014 09:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by milkman (Post 10681238)
If a fatass is sitting on your head, you care about that fatass sitting on your head.

When someone gets that fatass off your head, you don't care where he sits anymore, ad long as it isn't on your head.
Ahhhh marriage. Good times.

Rasputin 06-09-2014 09:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog (Post 10681246)
Yeah they could have used the ignore function. As you'll recall his banning was controversial and it basically ran others off the board.


Ignore is one of the most useless tools to use on the Planet. See who ever has you on ignore now sees your post.

milkman 06-09-2014 09:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog (Post 10681246)
Yeah they could have used the ignore function. As you'll recall his banning was controversial and it basically ran others off the board.
I don't follow the soap opera crap around here.

milkman 06-09-2014 09:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10681247)
Ahhhh marriage. Good times.
Why do I sense a bit of sarcasm?

RealSNR 06-10-2014 12:52 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog (Post 10681177)
Zod was pretty fat
FYP

loochy 06-10-2014 05:24 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10681247)
Ahhhh marriage. Good times.
:shrug: mine actually is good times...

Katipan 06-10-2014 06:24 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10681475)
:shrug: mine actually is good times...
Thats not fair. You should have the depraved, toe nail pulling, ball eviscerating, favorite shoes and purses burned in a bonfire, soul crushing root canal of a mind **** experience like other people.

Or not. I guess. Have fun with your joy and crap.

crazycoffey 06-10-2014 06:46 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by milkman (Post 10681256)
I don't follow the soap opera crap around here.
Quote:
Originally Posted by milkman (Post 10681261)
Why do I sense a bit of sarcasm?
Hmmmmm

Pasta Little Brioni 06-10-2014 07:03 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog (Post 10681184)
The roast thread last year would have lasted 10 comments without Hootie.

The only reason this one keeps going is because PGM refuses to log off.
Yeah that's why it has 2800 posts ROFL

you are my new Reek dipshit

Pasta Little Brioni 06-10-2014 07:05 AM
...oh and this still won't get you on the list. Which is what you are trying to do.

ShortRoundChief 06-10-2014 09:26 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog (Post 10681246)
Yeah they could have used the ignore function. As you'll recall his banning was controversial and it basically ran others off the board.
Chocolate Hog, Chocolate Hog


It's been a year. Let it go ffs.

You need a hobby.

ShortRoundChief 06-10-2014 09:28 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10681247)
Ahhhh marriage. Good times.
My first was great until about 2 hours into the honeymoon. My second was filled with misery and despair. That combined with my stubbornness to make it work was a disaster that made Hiroshima look like a little boom.

htismaqe 06-10-2014 09:30 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10680421)
Smaque you ok buddy?
Working myself to death, literally. :D

It should let up here in the next few days since we'll be generating pricing soon and that's absolutely not my job.

Somebody needs to combo roast Clay and Hootie, by the way.

The fact that both of them think these roasts suck pretty much guarantees this thread rocks ****ing rhino balls.

ShortRoundChief 06-10-2014 09:33 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10681734)
Working myself to death, literally. :D

It should let up here in the next few days since we'll be generating pricing soon and that's absolutely not my job.

Somebody needs to combo roast Clay and Hootie, by the way.

The fact that both of them think these roasts suck pretty much guarantees this thread rocks ****ing rhino balls.
Clarification por favor?

Is rocking ****ing rhino balls a good thing or a bad thing?

Titty Meat 06-10-2014 10:07 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10681529)
Yeah that's why it has 2800 posts ROFL

you are my new Reek dipshit
Youve been really bitchy lately.

frankotank 06-10-2014 10:32 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10681531)
...oh and this still won't get you on the list. Which is what you are trying to do.
well hells bells....I thought a list of the best posters.....
so you can be a jerk and get on this thing????!!!

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instanc...x/41975031.jpg

frankotank 06-10-2014 10:34 AM
also....I don't get all the hootie hate.
is it because a bruvva crossed over into whitey world?
racists.....

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_m4xMQ9f9be.../bk_hootie.jpg

Dayze 06-10-2014 10:35 AM
is that the white guy from Hootie and The Blowfish?

lcarus 06-10-2014 10:36 AM
**** that Uncle Tom piece of shit. Selling my whole race over to the white devils.

frankotank 06-10-2014 10:44 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 10681895)
**** that Uncle Tom piece of shit. Selling my whole race over to the white devils.
dang a lang dang
dang a lang dang
dang a lang dang

dang a lang dang

rico 06-10-2014 10:44 AM
At some of his country gigs, I bet Hootie feels like a Cocoa Pebble lost in a box of Rice Krispies.

Red And Yellow 06-10-2014 11:50 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by rico (Post 10681914)
At some of his country gigs, I bet Hootie feels like a Cocoa Pebble lost in a box of Rice Krispies.
ROFL

Pasta Little Brioni 06-10-2014 11:53 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10681734)
Working myself to death, literally. :D

It should let up here in the next few days since we'll be generating pricing soon and that's absolutely not my job.

Somebody needs to combo roast Clay and Hootie, by the way.

The fact that both of them think these roasts suck pretty much guarantees this thread rocks ****ing rhino balls.
Blows last year's out of the water...unless you are 12. It was just one big Doucheamania dick measuring contest. That left many coming up short. It still should be in the HOC though and I am officially nominating it.

Pasta Little Brioni 06-10-2014 11:55 AM
SNR should have one up today....and it's no holds barred on the poor sumbitch he is roasting.

Pasta Little Brioni 06-10-2014 11:56 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog (Post 10681827)
Youve been really bitchy lately.
Yes I have and I don't see an end in sight :eek:

rico 06-10-2014 01:00 PM
I had roast for lunch today. My great aunt who lives down the road from me made it. It was really good. Couldn't eat it without thinking of you homeslices. Thanks to this thread, I am now thinking of you all when I eat...roast.

Just thought I'd throw that out there.

Sassy Squatch 06-10-2014 01:33 PM
Wait wait wait. Hootie is black?

rico 06-10-2014 01:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Superturtle (Post 10682221)
Wait wait wait. Hootie is black?
I guess so...I'm not sure where though. Clay posted, "I bet you can all guess who Rick is." That is Hootie. However, I missed where Rick either posted or was posted about. I missed the mark on that one.

blaise 06-10-2014 01:37 PM
Hootie..

should be easy to spot.....

because his posting style is atrocious......

Pasta Little Brioni 06-10-2014 01:40 PM
What about not hootie?

Pasta Little Brioni 06-10-2014 01:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Superturtle (Post 10682221)
Wait wait wait. Hootie is black?
On the inside

rico 06-10-2014 01:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10682231)
What about not hootie?
I thought that was Big Smoke. Is Big Smoke not hootie??????

:hmmm:


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