He mows yards for $2 an hour, too.

Bump

That kid is ugly

JIMP

your mom won my pole

dude, that's quite a deal

Cash under the table

Lame fyp is lame. Frazbob still has bitch tits.

Racist bitch titted frazbob is bitch titted.

yo whatup hootiestalker

Obvious frazbob mult is obvious

Stalk frazod.

94. Bump
Join Date: 11/5/07
Total Posts: 11,199

Bump is a total dumb****. He's everything I hate about a stoner. These son of a bitches think marijuana is so 'good' for you and doesn't effect you in any way, shape or form! Well I have news for you, dipshit, you're an idiot. Stoners are ****ing gayer than hipsters. (I realize most hipsters are also stoners which makes them the gayest of gay.) This "stoner", bump...who is my age...has claimed to have managed a $1,000,000 per month restaurant in KCMO. Yeah...huge pothead moron Bump is running a restaurant that generates more revenue than 99% of the restaurants in America. He's running a Vegas resort in KCMO! Yeah Bump, pot does NOTHING to effect you, eh? Bump is so successful he lives in a Boston ghetto and has to carry around a butcher's knife in broad daylight because all of his neighbors are Mexican gangsters. Bump pays $10 a month in rent, though...so it's a risk he's willing to take (****ing section 8). A typical dinner for Bump consists of a handful of sour patch kids and string cheese. He once invited Frazod over for dinner...and lets just say thank God Bump carries around said butcher's knife. Frazod was hungry and all this poor reerun had to offer was expired fruit loops and a bathtub full of better cheddars (apparently potheads eat a lot of cheese). Bump still looks three ways before he crosses any road.

Pros: Marijuana has made him impotent. Posts primarily in DC. Really good at finding Waldo.

Cons: he watches little kids pee in public; I've seen him jerk off on chatroulette before; once experimented with sixlets; put 8 of them up his butthole and only 6 came back out

Outlook: fortunately sixlets no longer exist; needs to spend less time at Bed, Bath and Beyond buying up their entire supply of bath salts and post more than 5 times per day to have any chance of moving up this list; should probably get a job and stop s'in so much d to afford his $10 rent and his $200 a week drug addiction...that's a lot of d bro, that's a lot of d (at least we know he's not getting hard while he's doing it)

in regards to TimBone

I just thought it was funny...he would pop up randomly in every thread I posted in, quote one of my posts, and then just post some emoticon insinuating how much of a loser I was

didn't have any other posts

just posts following me around

I was fascinated, honestly.

Getting weak.

LMAO ok this one got a little more creative and I like the frazod integration

That was nonfunny.

Read like one of Iowanian's nonfunny posts.

I don't know if Section 8 housing is anywhere other than Illinois so maybe some won't get that reference

It's everywhere. I got the reference. It wasn't funny.

You should try to work some Chiefs humor into each one of these...just a tip.

I knew it would be hit or miss. It was one of my least favorite ones to do so far since, in all honesty, I didn't really have a whole lot of ammo to work with. I don't know anything about politics and it seems like that's all that ****er posts about. And weed.

94. Bump

Analysis: Bump never did anything to hurt you. Why can't you just let him post the way he'll want to post and he'll let you post the way you want to post? Also, Froot Loops don't expire.

Grade: C+

You should have included something about a grand conspiracy by corporations and the rich. That's one of the things he goes on about.

see I don't read DC

often

Wasn't bump discovered to be a mult of someone's 2 years ago? I remember someone bumping a thread about it around the time I joined.

You've only lived in Illinois?

Was this the thread that Bump implored Cephalic to try THC on his child cancer patients because they had "nothing left to loose"? That dude is hilarious.

He posts that stuff in the Lounge all the time.

Bump is a past user who abandoned another account a few years ago.

huh...interesting. i didnt know that

Ari Chiefs? Or am I way off on that?

Heh heh. Teedub. That was the only funny part about that whole ordeal. It wasn't even all that lopsided. You're revising history just like always.

:LOL:

LMAO You couldn't be more off, Ari Chiefs is teedubya now.

Someone told me Chiefs Rool was a mult of his but I don't know if that's true or not.

You wouldn't think someone put him up to that would you?

My money is on it being GAZ.....

You understand what "Federal" means though, right?

I think he's Kirstie Tynes

There are SEVERAL posters with SEVERAL mults. It's too bad, really.

true.....I'm Simply Red

I'm frazod.

ThigLyfe told me that I wasn't frazod in the "Post here and I'll tell you if you're frazod" thread, but I'm actually frazod.

He's really Simplex, but keep it on the downlow. You see, bump stands for
"Buddha Understands Mankind's Perplexities"

Do you know my mults?

Phil I was at like 95%. And then one of the moderators changed the poll. This isn't revisionist history whatsoever.

I thought it would be at like 80%. I was shocked when it was over 95%.

honestly

the only people who were defending said banning was Bearcat and a few other moderators

and that had to just be out of respect for you

and I don't blame them, really.

No reason not to have your back. Just saying the ban was more about personal angst than me breaking rules that are only imposed for certain people.

But at this point...I wonder...why can't we just be buds? You did what you had to do and I'm over it. We're good man. You're on the list, don't worry!

I'd do the same for Phil if he were ever in need.

Are you mine? I'm getting old.......

I met WebGem once, he was no frazod.

some of you are just terrible at calling mults

This one was better than yesterday. But clearly Hootie can't deliver the 5 in one day he proffered.

I don't know what to tell you. This isn't my life. I'm not going to sit here and waste 2 hours, or 5 hours...or whatever...to entertain people.

When I get a free 15 minutes...and I feel like it. I add to the list.

Lock it, or you'll never get the respect for your authority back

KCChiefsMan sounds right for bump. I could be wrong though.

And they always use comic sans font

Wasn't bump the guy who went around correcting everybody's spelling and grammar? I wonder wtf made him change from that into the poster he is today...

Marijuana

Since I'm living in Pootie's head, I might as well redecorate a bit. From now on, I'll rank these turds on the PootieScale, as follows:

10 POOTIES Roofie'd a cheerleader - she doesn't remember anything! lol
9 POOTIES Mom sent beer/rent money!
8 POOTIES Raided the hotel's liquor storage! Free beer for friends/big stupid bodyguards!
7 POOTIES She left before I woke up and didn't steal anything!
6 POOTIES Hid from angry boyfriend behind friends/big stupid bodyguards. lol
5 POOTIES Hangover wasn't so bad this morning.
4 POOTIES Friends/big stupid bodyguards weren't around-had to cry like a little girl to get out of a beating
3 POOTIES Why does it hurt when I pee?
2 POOTIES Had to drink glass of would-be assailant's urine to avoid beating
1 POOTIE IT'S A BOY!

*********

BUMP'S REVIEW: You need to embrace the concept of quality over quantity, Pootie. This was overlong, silly and reeruned. Even more so than usual. Like Bump's butcher knife is going to stop me with an arsenal of guns. Lame. Chronic alcoholic mocking somebody as a drug addict sets off hypocrisy alarm. Even more lame.

Nice touch with the Mexican bit, though. You probably made native's vag hurt. Points for that.

I give this 3 POOTIES. Try writing the next one when you're in that small daily sobriety window!

He's MrBlonde!

Your and idiot. Never had a mult. Ask Kyle or any mod.

That's fantastic. I'd encourage that type of mentality. Just think about it the next time you commit to something. Because you committed to 5. Yesterday.

No one really believed I was going to lock it. Because I wasn't. I'm all for entertainment on this board, whether it's mine or someone else's.

I want to reiterate that I've never had a mult. I'm just frazod, that's it.

WHOOPS

Caught red handed!

Don't mind SR. He is to mults as teedubya is to HAARP.

That's lame. I give it 4 POOTIES.

What is HAARP?

Don't act like you don't know.

That's what those crazy rings that show up on radar as evidence of the gubment trying to kill us all are called, right?

I'll have to dig through some of the rep that I've gotten from teedubya and post them.

No, I think it's what caused the Japan earthquake, tsunami and the reason why Japan fell into the sea.

On a meta note, this thread is a fascinating study in social media dynamics. Really, the "countdown" itself is pretty underwhelming and not really all that entertaining. However, for some reason it's done a great job of spawning a wide variety of mildly entertaining side topics. It's kind of like the random thought thread, but less...well...random.

It's another Frazod mult.