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TwistedChief 11-26-2021 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Wallcrawler (Post 15977023)
Way to catch the sarcasm, bruh. Honestly. Well played.

Yes, I really thought you meant Ingram was going to receive a large payday. I had no idea you were using this thing called "sarcasm."

Still waiting for your list of which of those players - all paid more than Jones - are clearly superior.

I think the reality is somewhere between you undervalue Jones on an outright basis and you don't quite appreciate what the going rate is for a top-5 NFL DT.

Wallcrawler 11-26-2021 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by dlphg9 (Post 15976849)
He is the 3rd highest paid DT by yearly average in the league, so I'd say being 2nd team all pro is perfectly fine. Jones is not inconsistent. Since 2018, when he became the player he is today, he has a sack in 28 out of 53 games. He had a pressure in 50 of those 53 games and has 144 pressures in those 53 games.

You're just an idiot. No one "wrecks shit" every single week. Everyone has bad games, moron. There's only 1 player better than Jones at DT and that is Aaron Donald and he got $135 mil and is guaranteed to get $85+ mil of that.

WHAT?

You mean to tell me that Chris Jones averages 2.7 pressures per game?

What a ****ing destroyer of worlds. 2.7. I had no idea.

My God.

And we gave Mahomes 500 million. What a ****ing travesty.

I am in awe of the sheer numbers Jones has accomplished. I rescind all criticism, and may God have mercy upon my soul for blasphemy against the almighty flopping peni.

GIV MOAR MUNNEH BART VERCH!

Pasta Little Brioni 11-26-2021 01:28 PM

Do some of you even watch the NFL ROFL Good grief. You realize 2nd team all pro is the 3rd or 4th best player at his position right??? You do realize that??? And he's the 3rd highest paid player at his position. That seems good value ro me.

dlphg9 11-26-2021 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Wallcrawler (Post 15977035)
WHAT?

You mean to tell me that Chris Jones averages 2.7 pressures per game?

What a ****ing destroyer of worlds. 2.7. I had no idea.

My God.

And we gave Mahomes 500 million. What a ****ing travesty.

I am in awe of the sheer numbers Jones has accomplished. I rescind all criticism, and may God have mercy upon my soul for blasphemy against the almighty flopping peni.

GIV MOAR MUNNEH BART VERCH!

Since advanced stats were available on PFR in 2018

TJ Watt 187 pressures in 55 games = 3.4 pressures/gm
Joey Bosa 140 pressures in 45 games = 3.1 pressures/gm
Khalil Mack 132 pressures in 53 games = 2.5 pressures/gm
Myles Garrett 150 pressures in 51 games = 3 pressures/gm
Chris Jones 144 pressures in 53 games = 2.7 pressures/gm
D. Buckner 105 pressures in 58 games =1.8 pressures/gm
C. Heyward 110 pressures in 57 games = 1.9 pressures/gm
A. Donald 191 pressures in 58 games = 3.3 pressures/gm

Yeah, 2.7 pressures per game is really ****ing good, especially coming from a DT. So choke on another one, you braindead scab.

Hammock Parties 11-26-2021 04:18 PM

#WallEater

dlphg9 11-26-2021 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 15977415)
#WallEater

Can't wait to.see what brilliant response he comes up with next. Those stats make his last post look even dumber.

dlphg9 11-26-2021 04:36 PM

Hell since his contract Jones is at 68 pressures in 23 games. Good for 3 a game. That's as good as Myles Garrett and Joey Bosa. Man, Wallcrawler, don't you feel really low IQ? Dumb AF even?

Jewish Rabbi 11-26-2021 04:39 PM

Wallcrawler probably has Spider-Man as his avatar because his penis is the size of a spiders!!!

Megatron96 11-26-2021 04:41 PM

"Most dominant DT not named Aaron Donald"="2nd-string DT."ROFLROFL

You can't make this shit up.:thumb:

Pitt Gorilla 11-26-2021 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Wallcrawler (Post 15977035)
WHAT?

You mean to tell me that Chris Jones averages 2.7 pressures per game?

What a ****ing destroyer of worlds. 2.7. I had no idea.

My God.

And we gave Mahomes 500 million. What a ****ing travesty.

I am in awe of the sheer numbers Jones has accomplished. I rescind all criticism, and may God have mercy upon my soul for blasphemy against the almighty flopping peni.

GIV MOAR MUNNEH BART VERCH!

You want to try again and maybe completely retract this nonsense? FFS, man, know when to take the loss.

dlphg9 11-26-2021 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Megatron96 (Post 15977444)
"Most dominant DT not named Aaron Donald"="2nd-string DT."ROFLROFL

You can't make this shit up.:thumb:

No one was saying he's 2nd string.

I said he was 2nd team all pro. Maybe you misread that.

Also, welcome to the thread. Be sure to tell Wallcrawler how dumb he is before you leave. Thanks.

Megatron96 11-26-2021 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Wallcrawler (Post 15976716)
First of all, dilphag9, I'm not mad about anything. It's not my money.

Next off, if you believe 80 million dollars given to a dt to be SECOND TEAM all pro is satisfactory production for that big of a cap hit, then you got some low expectations. How much for first team, then? 100? 120? Lmmfgdao.

So fap to his 5 tackles in a losing superbowl effort unable to sack the oldest most unathletic qb in the league, and tout that legendary second team designation and call it 80 million well spent.

I disagree.

Like it or not, Jones is inconsistent, and inconsistency isn't something you pay that much money for. 80 million, you damn well better be wrecking shit on a weekly basis, not taking 11 games to show up, you damn sure better make first team all pro, and for ****s sake, you better muster more than a 5tkl stat line in the biggest game there is against the oldest slowest qb there is.

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Originally Posted by dlphg9 (Post 15977614)
No one was saying he's 2nd string.

I said he was 2nd team all pro. Maybe you misread that.

Also, welcome to the thread. Be sure to tell Wallcrawler how dumb he is before you leave. Thanks.

Was referring to this post, not yours.

ThaVirus 11-27-2021 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by dlphg9 (Post 15977227)
Since advanced stats were available on PFR in 2018



TJ Watt 187 pressures in 55 games = 3.4 pressures/gm

Joey Bosa 140 pressures in 45 games = 3.1 pressures/gm

Khalil Mack 132 pressures in 53 games = 2.5 pressures/gm

Myles Garrett 150 pressures in 51 games = 3 pressures/gm

Chris Jones 144 pressures in 53 games = 2.7 pressures/gm

D. Buckner 105 pressures in 58 games =1.8 pressures/gm

C. Heyward 110 pressures in 57 games = 1.9 pressures/gm

A. Donald 191 pressures in 58 games = 3.3 pressures/gm



Yeah, 2.7 pressures per game is really ****ing good, especially coming from a DT. So choke on another one, you braindead scab.


Surely this ends the debate, yes..?

Pasta Little Brioni 11-27-2021 09:22 AM

Looks like he tapped out ROFL

dlphg9 11-27-2021 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 15977967)
Surely this ends the debate, yes..?

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