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mdchiefsfan 09-26-2015 08:40 PM
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Originally Posted by KCrockaholic (Post 11756502)
Yeah it's not flat. It literally tastes like root beer with a hint of alcohol... But the ones I've had are 8%. Certainly not a hint lol.

Check out the website btw. They have more... They have one that's 20% abv.
JFC. 20% is insane.

The smell of alcohol is strong, but I don't taste it much.

Mr. Flopnuts 09-27-2015 08:26 AM
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Originally Posted by rabblerouser (Post 11756844)
Just grabbed breakfast; I'm looking forward to day drinking without the female...

Open up the house, just me and the dog with a bunch of food, a bottle, the bong, and the Sunday ticket.

It ain't bad.
That sounds like a pretty good ****ing day. Enjoy it.

rabblerouser 09-27-2015 09:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 11756861)
That sounds like a pretty good ****ing day. Enjoy it.
For sure. Weird with no Chiefs on consecutive Sundays, but the Ticket helps alleviate. Probably a lot of Red Zone on the agenda.

Discuss Thrower 10-03-2015 08:41 PM
WHO'S IN FOR SOME POWER HOUR, BITCHES

eDave 10-03-2015 08:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 11772901)
WHO'S IN FOR SOME POWER HOUR, BITCHES
Shot of Petrone before I pick up my date. Dinner/drinks then Don Henley.

3rd date, lot's of innuendo leading up, so I will be eating ass tonight. Bon Appétit. Looking forward to ****ing this woman for sure.

/back in the saddle.

Discuss Thrower 10-03-2015 09:00 PM
Patron, dave. It's Patron.

With an accent on the 'o'.

Mr. Flopnuts 10-03-2015 09:08 PM
**** you guys. You're nowhere near my level. Get to work.

Strongside 10-03-2015 09:09 PM
I had a couple Vicodin and a couple beers. I'm in a haze at the moment. Had to get a finger reattached the other day...was hanging on by a thread. This helps.

Mr. Flopnuts 10-03-2015 09:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Strongside (Post 11772938)
I had a couple Vicodin and a couple beers. I'm in a haze at the moment. Had to get a finger reattached the other day...was hanging on by a thread. This helps.
Okay, Jimmy Fallon. Take the ****ing ring off.

Buzz 10-03-2015 09:13 PM
Ouch! made my butt hole pucker.

Discuss Thrower 10-03-2015 09:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 11772937)
**** you guys. You're nowhere near my level. Get to work.
Challenge ****ing accepted you ass. I'm three beers in, about to start the playlist and play some Battlefield 4. I'm gonna get turnt the **** up here in Midtown KC, nukka.

Strongside 10-03-2015 09:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 11772939)
Okay, Jimmy Fallon. Take the ****ing ring off.
Haha. Jimmy Fallon ain't got shit on this. Clean through both the flexor and extensor tendons, complete dislocation of bone...skin and some meat held it in place beyond the middle knuckle. Courtesy of a DeWalt miter saw.

Buzz 10-03-2015 09:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 11772937)
**** you guys. You're nowhere near my level. Get to work.
Taking it easy and getting ready for bed, I'm running the Media at Church tomorrow. Yea, call me a hypocrite, don't care.

Strongside 10-03-2015 09:20 PM
This is my current state of affairs. Wife is outta town and I can't even jerk it.

http://i.imgur.com/UIwf4Df.jpg

Discuss Thrower 10-03-2015 09:22 PM
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOUR SON WAS AT HOME CRYIN ALL ALONE ON THE BEDROOM FLOOR CAUSE HES HUNGRY


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