A dick donut joke? That's your idea of creative? Cops and donuts have never been tied together before?

I had an uncomfortable moment with a big brother a couple nights ago. He kicked in his ex girlfriends back door (not a butt joke) looking to beat her ass. His getaway car was a very recognizable taxi van at 2 in the morning. He's only been out from fed lockup (for armed robbery) two months. He called me a crackah and hurt my feelings....

Should've called him a hearse

What happened?

He's going back to clay ****ing only, I guess. He was strong as **** too, glad he took the threat of being tazed seriously. We arrested him.

I tied together cops, donuts, you being a homo and bukkake in one fail swoop. If you can't love that, well we can't be friends anymore.

They like it when you respond with "Where the hoes at?"

Seriously. You're such a tard. You are the most loathsome poster I have ever encountered. You make the internet worse.

2 Pooties for the bukkake reference then, friendship salvaged?

Come on clay, I thought you turned a road. Now you're dishing out Hootie comebacks.

Oops

I actually felt really, really stupid about it for the rest of the night. I kept wondering what he thought.

Then, the next morning, I had a late meeting and ran into the cleaning lady as I was left my room. I told her that I was sorry for being in my room so late, and she just looked at me and said, "Honey, I'll clean your stuff whenever you want!" Again, I suddenly became very British, muttered something like "That would be splendid" and quickly walked away.

Hootie and Frazod

GoChiefs and Coffey

gay

Loochy=jealous

no, I'm not jealous of seeing 2 people go back and forth over and over for no valid reason