So many ways to go with that one...

That could be the quote of the week.

Why? :spock:

TO UPDATE MY METICULOUSLY ORGANIZED "SCHLONGS OF THE WORLD" INDEX! I hope to someday include every human phallus.

Somebody is loving the spotlight-whoops gotta run losers-lol

Drunk Luv+ Horny Chicago creepy dude= sex

You can have a pic of mine if you have a wide angle lens-lol

What was the Over/Under of Luv putting out?

I think I was betting against it. Sounds like I lost.

This is unsettling.

My top match (83%) on OKCupid is a MAN.

http://img481.imageshack.us/img481/4...9881520lg2.jpg

http://img481.imageshack.us/img481/1...0348500ju0.jpg

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=admiraljoe

Maybe he will show you his schlong...

Shocking.

Well, it would probably be in your best interest to. Otherwise you'll leave us no choice than to make up our own, and I'd say there's a good possibility our's will be far more embarrassing.

No doubt. How many sandwiches can one person eat at Dennys?

Thank goodness, we can call off the search party and quit searching trunks.

I have located luv's profile on match.com.

http://www.match.com/profile/showpro...S&DO=2&mpopt=1

WTF does "rozluvr" mean?

And the joke is complete.pages upon pages of attention for luv, then she's gonna leave all hanging.
I wish you could bet money on these sorts of things.