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Iowanian 03-15-2009 07:20 PM
Orphan Annie has concrete and gravel marks on her knees.


You couldn't plow ass if it were tied over a barrel and covered with enough doughnut powder to draw you close enough to know it was there.


You won't get laid this week. You'll chicken out, you won't bring enough money...her dad will be home. Something, any excuse.


I do wish you'd get a vasectomy, just in case though.

Hammock Parties 03-15-2009 07:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 5585585)
Orphan Annie has concrete and gravel marks on her knees.
Too many construction-site blowjobs.

Demonpenz 03-15-2009 07:22 PM
a nice body only gets you so far. You have to act like fonzi if you want to get laid. Doesn't matter how fat you are as long as you are in that 200 pound range.

JOhn 03-15-2009 07:23 PM
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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5585558)
Only if we stretch the definition to include condoms or baloons.
ROFL

Hammock Parties 03-15-2009 07:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Demonpenz (Post 5585589)
a nice body only gets you so far. You have to act like fonzi if you want to get laid. Doesn't matter how fat you are as long as you are in that 200 pound range.
Enough chicks seem to dig the virgin act.

Seriously.

They dig it more when you're good-looking, though. :D

Demonpenz 03-15-2009 07:25 PM
act?

JOhn 03-15-2009 07:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Demonpenz (Post 5585589)
a nice body only gets you so far. You have to act like fonzi if you want to get laid. Doesn't matter how fat you are as long as you are in that 200 pound range.
This

Skip Towne 03-15-2009 07:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 5585585)
Orphan Annie has concrete and gravel marks on her knees.


You couldn't plow ass if it were tied over a barrel and covered with enough doughnut powder to draw you close enough to know it was there.


You won't get laid this week. You'll chicken out, you won't bring enough money...her dad will be home. Something, any excuse.


I do wish you'd get a vasectomy, just in case though.
I vote for castration.......just to be sure.

JOhn 03-15-2009 07:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5585598)
Enough chicks seem to dig the virgin act.

Seriously.

They dig it more when you're good-looking, though. :D
What they dig more is a guy WILLING & ABLE to satisfy them..... :D

Hammock Parties 03-15-2009 07:27 PM
Yes, I suppose that's my next challenge. Repeat performances.

We'll find out soon enough.

DaKCMan AP 03-15-2009 08:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5585598)
They dig it more when you're good-looking, though. :D
Sucks for you.

Hammock Parties 03-15-2009 08:10 PM
Your opinion doesn't count. Only theirs.

DaKCMan AP 03-15-2009 08:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5585708)
Your opinion doesn't count. Only theirs.
So your preferred opinion is that of ugly chicks? Ok.

Hammock Parties 03-15-2009 08:17 PM
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Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP (Post 5585715)
So your preferred opinion is that of ugly chicks? Ok.
To each his own.

DaKCMan AP 03-15-2009 08:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5585721)
To each his own.
Ugly chicks need lovin' too. Unfortunately for them you've chickened out time after time.


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