I care.

Alas I have been irrecoverably jaded here on CP. :p

I'm cold.

Greg you'll never make it.

Do you know why?

Because you don't put your soul in this like I do.

You've got to be the 10pm thread.

Hey you guys! I don't think you're who you are. I think you're celebrity types trying to stay low key!


luv is danielle fishel

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Sylvester Stallone uses the code name Guru on here.


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Here's greg63

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Buck

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Buck

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http://www.shockya.com/news/wp-conte...sheen_rage.jpg

BUGPETERBEATER

We had the whole ****ing crowd here tonight and you all bail before it matters.

Buck you asshole, it's only 1230 where you are. This is bullshit dude.

I love Chiefs Planet kinda!

LMAO
damn, there's a blast from the past

I was sleeping.
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Busy morning at work. Love busy mornings.

so to continue on with your recent theme of famous posters, are you Violent J or shaggy 2 dope?

Dear Joey,

I won't be around tonight to witness your 1000th post in this thread, I apologize.

I hope everything goes well for you in your efforts tonight.

Sincerely, Buck

Some friend you are.

I'm going on a date tonight. The first proper one with this girl.

Not sure if I should get her flowers or not. Do girls like that?

Just be a gentleman. I mean, what is she going to do with the flowers while you're on the date? Even if she puts them in a vase before you leave, they'll eventually die. Unless she's a big fan of that, I wouldn't worry about it. You won't look like a douche if you don't.

No, that's reeruned.

In the movies they never show what the girl does with the flowers.


http://bigstickcombat.files.wordpres..._trash_can.jpg

Fuuuuuuuuuck
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Problem?

One of her best friends hit me up asking if I talked to her today and I told her no and that I would be seeing her later and she wants to hang out with us so I had to tell her no.
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Dude...two girls at the same time...just sayin'.

that's nothing but net, from beyond the arch - 3 points....

If he could get their mom's in there too he'd be going hard in the paint.

LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO


That's freakin hilarious!

Thank you...

Kurt Cobain...

For showing me...

the error of my ways.

You son of a bitch.

LOL!!!

I do what I can.

Besides bugeater you were the last poster on here I would of expected to get that.

That song is consuming my head the last few days.

with a bang!

HAY WTF ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY

He was saying something???

I said something? I haven't spoken a word in hours.

I think he's trying to say I'm old and white.

Yeah the more accurate question would have been: "What are you typing?"

...That would be me.

I can just see Bugeater reading the names shaggy 2 dope and violent jay and just being very visually disgusted about it.

What the **** is wrong with these kids and why are they on my lawn?

LMAO

Skip is the only one around here with a lawn.

Not a single blade out of place.

http://oi54.tinypic.com/smwtx3.jpg

...and plush.

Hello ladies.

goodnight ****ers...

All this ****ing tension around here.

Congrats on getting to 1000 Joey

I'm so proud of you.

:deevee::deevee::deevee:

It's like I'm god.

I've got about 2.5 grams of Banana Haze and I can't do anything with it.

How YOU doin'?

;)

Friday will make one year and seven months since the last time I got laid.

:(
OUCH! Damn thing's going to grow shut!

I wouldn't think a guy would complain if it was a little tight.

Well sure, but you don't want it to cut off your circulatory system either! LMAO

Trust me, it's not closed. ;)

Jesus.

surely there must be somebody on chiefs planet who would be willing to help you with that... :evil:

They better bring a shoe horn!

But would I want anyone on here to help me out?

I think I scared everyone away.

Maybe not, but I kinda figured you'd be the one to teach Claythan how to get the dirty job done PROPERLY! :p

Men fear the "kung fu grip"!:p

I still don't see why everyone says that.

Because he needs a teacher...and none of us have the equipment to educate him. :D

Trust me, there are women here who are far more experienced than me.

I was just on a mission to go buy a pipe. I drove 5 miles in one direction to find out that smoke shop is closed, so I drove 10 miles the other way to get one.

Yesterday I had to battle spiders.

i love it :clap:

That may be true, but you're the only one that acknowledges his existence!:shrug:

So my cable went out, so did the internet but we managed to get that back up. Sort of sucks that the cable goes out on a night that I'm at home and when there are shows I record on Wednesdays.

I think I'm going to watch some of The Shield on DVD.