PBJ First Down Chillin PBJ

My buddy is gonna hit me up hopefully in about an hour to hang out and hopefully he has buds. This is like my best friend so he won't care. I'm trying to stay up sort of late tonight because I want to sleep in late tomorrow.

I want to sleep in late tomorrow.

:spock:

I am really bored and I've been invited over there tonight, but we are hanging out tomorrow night already.

Call me crazy, but I don't like being smothered or smothering other people. Plus we hung out all weekend and most of last week and probably the same this upcoming weekend.

I like how my previous username says luv. Planet stories are the best.

It's weird. I have a friend who I rarely talk to Monday through Thursday. Friday evening through Sunday evening, I'm around him about 75% of the time I'm awake.

Of course, I probably just jinxed that.

Oh yeah? Are you dating him?

****ing?

You guys want to know a secret? I'm Mike Cloud, I've just been lying to you all along.

fwb

No.

1. He's moving away in November.
2. I'm not his type (I'm not really anyone's type right now).
3. He's 23.

Cradle Robber.

In the last year, he's become my best friend. I'm good with that.

Have you guys....?

No.

Too bad.

He really is a gentleman. He tends to have a lot of female friends, but hasn't had a girlfriend for about two years. Whenever a girl crashes at his place, he gives them his bed, and he sleeps on the futon also in his room. I've never allowed myself to stay the night. Regardless if it's late, or how tired I am, I go home. I'm also a hugger, but I rarely hug him. I just don't want to come across as the creepy older person.

Sorry to interrupt the tea party Buck. Have you gotten any advice on tampons yet?

Hey are you talking about the guy who was at the raiders game with you?

So he's gay.

Yes.

LOL why because I don't want to go over to her house?

Not at all. Amazing how chivalry is mistaken for homosexuality.

I come in here looking for some poop stories and it's like I stepped into an episode of Oprah.

You guys had the bff vibe going on.

I'm really good friends with the girl I'm seeing. First time I've ever had that in a relationship. Feels good.

Meh, I'm just feeling like being a jerk tonight. Ignore me. I would except I'm in my own head.

simplex ftw

It's the best place to start a relationship from. You'll fall in and out of lust, you need to be friends for those in-between times.

Yesterday I made and ate this (all of it over the course of the day)

1 lb of hot italian sausage
4 oz of cream cheese
1/2 can of tomato paste
pepperonis
italian seasoning
provolone cheese

I just cooked that all together

This morning I took a 10 minute shit.

this

Err, can we go back to being The View?

Yeah I never tried before because all of my relationships ended in hating the other person (most of them anyway) so I was afraid that I might lose a friend.

I don't think that will happen. I pissed her off pretty good the other night but by the morning she loved me again.

For the first time in quite some time, I'm pretty broke. He asked my yesterday when I get paid again. When I told him Friday, he asked if I needed any help until then. I tend to help him out a lot. The last guy I tended to do that for ended up completely using me. It was nice just to have him offer.

permission granted

You'll never be a jerk to me. :D

Lot's of lesbians in this one. Never shows the good shit though.

I need to get some actual porn movies. Yeah yeah....internet porn....I know.

We're both moving this month. I'm helping him this weekend, and he's helping me the next. I think I may ask him if he minds if I just crash at his place Saturday night. I don't want to bring it up before I find out what's going on, though.

You never stop loving a real partner. You may not like them in that moment, but you always love them.

LOL REP

I'm afraid of talking in my sleep....lol.

I'm weak like that.

FYP

Damn, that was just mean.

Love is a choice. And I completely agree with this. You may not always like someone, but you've made the choice to love them.

I haven't been dating her long enough to say I love her (or vice versa) in that way, but I'm pretty sure that I love her as a friend, just as I do some of my guy friends.

Do I?

He farts around me anyway. That's how I know we're just friends...lol.

With kids it isn't a choice. You have to love them. Doesn't mean you don't have those moments where you wonder if maybe you should have suffocated them in their crib one of those nights where you were up all night and contemplated it.

but do you like him?

That's insane. I took like six shits this morning. All very normal, but just alot of shit. I think I'm at about nine on the day now with 2 minutes left.

And I'm eating tacos and jello right now.

Yes.

luv, you're a great woman. Any man would be lucky to have you. You seem to have the opposite opinion though.

That was my one and only shit today.

I don't pretend to be a Dr. Phil expert, but I'm fairly sure he doesn't spend a lot of time talking about killing his kids.

This is one long Skinamax porn. Maybe all porn is this long. I never make it this long.

Haha yes.

I would rather not have someone in my life than keep my feelings about them secret

I've been friendzoned plenty of times it's no biggie

Wow. Thanks. It's not that I think the opposite...necessarily. I just always think a guy could do better. Anyway, I'm off to bed.

I'd much rather have him in my life than not. I have no problems pushing my feelings aside. He's a great person who I am lucky to know. Being his friend is not settling, IMO.

Bullshit. You can't - and shouldn't - have that attitude.

he should feel this way about you

I LOVE RED JELLO SOOO MUCH.

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**** I haven't had jello in like forever I need some.

Bout to get my melatonin on.

Hello ladies.

HOLY ****ING SHIT GREG63 AND SIMPLEX3 IN THE 10 PM THREAD ON THE SAME ****ING NIGHT WTF

It's a full moon???

CrazyCoffey 2,516
luv 2,363
Joie 1,952
Bugeater 1,600
Buck 1,400

I'm ****ing coming for you, Bugeater.

greg, you need to make 7 more posts in here tonight

Simplex3 1,340
Simply Red 1,336
milkman 1,298
Sam Hall 1,009
SPchief 1,000
greg63 993
KurtCobain 983

It's good to have a goal.

Yeah that's why you need to get to 1000!

I do?

DO IT!!!!

I would, but I simply don't care. LOL!

Edit: I'll think about it. :D