Originally Posted by Pasta Little Brioni (Post 17707984)

You hide after the New England loss ROFL that automatically made me right. I declared victory and it wasn't contested.

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 17707994)

I dunno.

What's more ridiculous -- hiding after the NE loss or puffing out his chest after starting 0-3 because Burrow finally threw a couple decent balls?

I mean sometimes discretion is the better part of valor.

Originally Posted by rfaulk34 (Post 17707997)

Well, in my defense...i only did one of those things.

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 17707999)

Ohhhh.....I like riddles.

Originally Posted by rfaulk34 (Post 17708005)

No fun story time this time. I just had Covid for 10 days, felt like shit (unlike last time) and didn't have the energy to ramp up enough brain cells to argue. I didn't post on my mothership either.

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 17707926)

My nephew pretty much thinks I'm an asshole since I made him cry with one of those SplatRball guns.

Look kid, if you're gonna make me play this game and then shoot me in the back, don't be surprised when I chase your ass into a corner and turn you into a sobbing puddle.

I don't know why I had to apologize, I kept all the shots below the neck. Next time he'll make sure not to wear shorts if he's gonna shoot his uncle when his back's turned. That's a lot of exposed skin, kid. And I ain't here to NOT teach you a lesson.

If you won't learn to respect your elders, maybe you'll learn to respect your betters...

Originally Posted by Sassy Squatch (Post 17708016)

What in the cinnamon toast **** is splatterball

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 17708032)

Little gel-beads you put in a bucket of water to absorb it and then you put them in a hopper. Then a battery operated gun will rip off about 3-5 shots a second on full-auto.

If you imagine paintball for 8-10 yr olds, you're not far off.

But they showed up with a whole bucket of 'the guns we play with at the pool' -- **** all that, I knew the plan and got the one off Amazon with the negative reviews that said "This leaves welts on my children..."

You're goddamn right it does. Lots of 'em. Leaves them on adults as well, it turns out (found this out on a float trip - yeah, I was hammered, what of it!?!?!).

Originally Posted by Sassy Squatch (Post 17708038)

LMAO

Originally Posted by ToxSocks (Post 17708039)

We'd make horrible drinking buddies. I mean, fun for us....horrible for everyone else.

Originally Posted by rfaulk34 (Post 17708005)

No fun story time this time. I just had Covid for 10 days, felt like shit (unlike last time) and didn't have the energy to ramp up enough brain cells to argue. I didn't post on my mothership either.