I am just going putting people on notice that I am going to beat up clayton

Awesome. I'll sell tickets.

I had 3 or 4 dates this morning. I sliced them up and put them in my oatmeal, along with raisins.

Dates are okay, but I hate raisins.

why?

You could make a killing if it was a pay-per-view event...

Just saying

I like raisins fine.

My biggest problem right now seems to be grapes. Not that I don't like grapes, but I always buy them and then don't eat them. Apparently I'm too lazy to wash the little ****ers.

I'm the opposite. I buy grapes, and I can eat them all in one night if I'm not careful.

I'm already selling tickets. You are not getting a cut.

I do that, as well. If they can make it from the refrigerator into the strainer and get themselves washed.

I highly doubt Demonpants could beat me up. He's sort of flabby.

Something tells me it wouldn't take a brock lesnar physique to put you on the ground.

:cuss:

ROFL

Fighting isn't about size as much as it is knowing how to fight. All he has to do is get you down to the ground, Mr I-don't-want some-dudes-balls-in-my-face.