did you ask him? :shrug:

Ooooh! I know. Change it to luv.

Funny story. I'm having lunch with sedated and Bugeater Saturday, when I get a text from Bearcat at about 1:30 telling me he might not be able to make it to the hotel (where we were meeting to carpool to the Royals game) until 3:30 and asked if that was alright. Bugeater said to tell him either pay to park or enjoy the walk...lol. A little bit later, I text him and tell him I'll let him know what's going on when we get to the hotel (everyone was meeting at about 3pm).

We all get to the hotel, I go in to check in, come out, and everyone's deciding who's riding with whom, who needs to stop where to get what, etc, and everyone's in this great big hurry. I pull off of the street onto the main road when my phone rings (it's is now about 3:10). It's Bearcat, and he's close to but not able to locate the hotel. I pull into the nearest parking lot which is right up the road from where he is, and wait for him to meet us there. He gets in and asks if we're heading to the hotel, because he could have just followed us. We said we'd just left the hotel, and it hits him that we forgot him. I say we, but I seem to be taking sole responsibility...lol. He said I was getting mod abuse.

Shit, there were already 7 people there, that seemed like enough to me. I think it was mostly sedated's fault, he was the one who was in the big rush to get to the stadium and get the grill started.

Where'd everybody go?

went to go pay bills and about to go make a drink

Getting ready for my LAST graveyard shift:thumb:

Trying to get my garage cleaned up before the governor declares it a disaster area.

Antibiotics are kicking my butt at night.

:clap: good for you!

soooooooooooo do not want to even go.

274 posts (with this one) from 50k!

You should be able to do that tonight....

Oh and congrats on the "No Life" Club :p

You got four years on her and she's doubled your posts, you need to get to post whoring sir.

Oh I have in the past....But alas young'in me whoring days are over. ::huh:




LMAO

Dinner tonight at work:

Chicken Enchiladas
Cheese cake :p

Havent been in this thread for awhile .. nuttin goin on here .. guess i will just move on out into tha dark ....

when has anything ever been going on in here?

:hmmm:

eggsactly

Coffeys a good dude John let him **** your daiughter.

I'm pretty sure she has better taste than that. :p

Hahahaha

Okay, someone entertain me.

Cheers...

Here's to the stork, that brings good babies...
Here's to thge raven, that brings bad babies...
And here's to the swallow, that brings no babies.

LMAO

Housewife's Confession

Dear Tide:

I am writing to say what an excellent product you have. I've used it all of my married life. My Mom always told me it was the best.*Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better!*

In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse!

I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative. To my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out!

In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative. Then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.

What a relief!

Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect!

I thank you, once again, for having a great product.

Well, gotta go. I have to write to the Hefty bag people.

Cute.

Cute?

What? Not sexually explicit enough for you like rockymtnchief's post? :harumph:

Mine was about birds! Get your mind out of the gutter!LMAO

Cute is not a bad thing, you know.

It sure is! say that to a man with his pants pulled down!

Cute can never be used when describing a man's junk, regardless of it's size. If her eye's don't widen a little when you do that, just know she's not impressed. :p

What if she's oriental?

You're screwed.

Not saying oriental chicks are easy.

Ahhhhhhhhh
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Fart or take a dump?

I'm screwed regardless. heh

Lucky.

That's not quite what I meant. lol

What do you care how "cute" you are, as long as you're getting screwed? :p

LMAO

Becasue we need to hear it once in a while. We need to feel appreciated. We need to feel loved, damnit!!!

See how silly that sounds? :p

A smart woman would tell what she knows you want to hear. Then, if she's not pleased, she just won't return your calls.

This is why I don't give out my number. I hate rejection. :p

I don't give mine out either. I hate stalkers.

I have no "cute" reply for that.

http://www.jplps.com/wp-content/uplo...ning-order.jpg

Nope. Definitely not cute.

I'm broke, I have two kids, I own nothing, and I have a rather small penis and a drug addiction that could come screaming into my life at any time. Also a 42 tattooed on my leg.

If I get a divorce, do I have any shot at finding a new sexy woman who cooks and cleans?

Two kids?

You didn't know I have kids?

Neither. Just had a really awesome night.
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I thought you just had the girl.

You never know. It could happen.

The boy is named Kurt. Go figure.

And do you see how big my little girl is? Do you remember that video of the baby laughing? It's ****ing crazy.

Well I have 5 kids, 3 living at home still, I own my car, TV, Xbox & my books is all, I have a large penis and a drug addiction also that could come screaming back any day. No tattoos or hair...:banghead:

I have found plenty of sexy women willing to at least have sex.........

So yea, you still have hope :thumb:

Without a doubt. You are pretty young, given the right decisions you could be amazed how much your life can change in a few years.

My life is completely different than it was when I was in my 20'S.

I understand buddy, my "baby girl" starts HS next year :banghead:

My youngest son is in 1st next year, enjoy it because time really does fly when it comes to your kids.:huh:

When I was your age I was in the same boat. Well...except for the two kids, small penis, drug addiction and tattoo. But never mind all that, you don't need to be divorcing your wife, your kids need BOTH their parents. Honor your commitments.

It was a hypothetical situation.

Oh, well never mind then...

Does your wife still think you're gay?

Only when I spend a Saturday with old guys i met over the internet.

NTTAWT

Keep telling yourself that.

My one and only post, from here on out, to this thread:

Get some help, man. Please, for all of us.

Your post count is way too high, relative to what you take home, to take care of your family. You're not making a dime on all your comments here.

Take care of your kids, man.

Too much, man. Too much.

?

:shrug:

I'm making dimes right now and I'm on posting. What do you know.

!

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Just knocked out some prick 20 years younger than me. Sorrry to love the Chargers.

Is tjis tje right thjtreagd

I need bail.

Well II have a good lawyer...

Bail? Not much help, but if you're there long I'll visit:thumb:

Hello people.

Why am I at home on the internet on a Friday night? Hopefully I can change that soon.

Nope. You can't do it. It's not in you.