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patteeu 06-05-2013 11:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9731650)
So far you're the only one who has said anything negative about my statement. I wasn't all that serious honestly, however I'm a mod of the people. Someone, somewhere, tell me why I shouldn't close this thread.
Because threads should die the death of a lack of interest. They shouldn't be killed by a moderator who thinks people should lack interest.

Thig Lyfe 06-05-2013 11:28 PM
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Originally Posted by AussieChiefsFan (Post 9732284)
No addition to the list?
87. Pants Shitter

patteeu 06-05-2013 11:28 PM
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Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 9731677)
because mod abuse is highly frowned upon by patteu
There you go. Bingo.

Simply Red 06-05-2013 11:32 PM
I tell you what - white knight me out - because I have got to say - I find Hootie's use of the word "guy" when addressing people, hilarious - mostly because the others might say 'dude' - or "bud" -

tk13 06-05-2013 11:33 PM
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Originally Posted by AussieChiefsFan (Post 9732292)
I'd rather not look through the past few hundred posts, searching for it.
Here, I'll copy it for you.

87. AussieChiefsFan

What is with this guy from Australia pretending to be a Chiefs fan? Does anyone think this guy is for real? I don't believe it for a second. It's probably one of fat frazod's mults. Did I mention frazod is fat? I once nailed a girl from Australia, or Austria, or maybe it was Aurora. I was in Chicago and half blacked out. I can't remember. I think she had an accent. Maybe it was a Hyundai Accent. Either way, she was so dumb. Like, SO DUMB. She got a tattoo of Peyton Manning on her back so I could look at him when she was naked, but after a while that got old and I dumped her. Did I mention frazod was fat? He is larger than that pile of Jurassic poo this girl used to leave in my car seat. I would pick the berries out of it to see if she'd been poisoned. Anyway, I can't remember anything about this guy and don't know why someone from Australia would become a Chiefs fan. You'd have to be really stupid to do that. Even dumber than frazod. Did I mention frazod is fat?

POSITIVES: From australia. You have to be crazy to follow this team from that far away at those ungodly hours. Usually by the time he's up watching the game I'd be blacked out in a pile of triceratops poop. Far enough away from frazod's refrigerator he stands no chance of being shot.

NEGATIVES: From australia. Hasn't made a single memorable post. Probably has sex with kangaroos, or whatever the hell they do in Australia. If I lived there i'd probably kill myself. I could never follow my teams and I'd have to watch a stupid sport like soccer.

Did I mention frazod is fat?

RealSNR 06-05-2013 11:34 PM
When Hootie inevitably gives up on this project, I nominate tk13 to ghostwrite the rest of them

AussieChiefsFan 06-05-2013 11:35 PM
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Originally Posted by tk13 (Post 9732310)
Here, I'll copy it for you.

87. AussieChiefsFan

What is with this guy from Australia pretending to be a Chiefs fan? Does anyone think this guy is for real? I don't believe it for a second. It's probably one of fat frazod's mults. Did I mention frazod is fat? I once nailed a girl from Australia, or Austria, or maybe it was Aurora. I was in Chicago and half blacked out. I can't remember. I think she had an accent. Maybe it was a Hyundai Accent. Either way, she was so dumb. Like, SO DUMB. She got a tattoo of Peyton Manning on her back so I could look at him when she was naked, but after a while that got old and I dumped her. Did I mention frazod was fat? He is larger than that pile of Jurassic poo this girl used to leave in my car seat. I would pick the berries out of it to see if she'd been poisoned. Anyway, I can't remember anything about this guy and don't know why someone from Australia would become a Chiefs fan. You'd have to be really stupid to do that. Even dumber than frazod. Did I mention frazod is fat?

POSITIVES: From australia. You have to be crazy to follow this team from that far away at those ungodly hours. Usually by the time he's up watching the game I'd be blacked out in a pile of triceratops poop. Far enough away from frazod's refrigerator he stands no chance of being shot.

NEGATIVES: From australia. Hasn't made a single memorable post. Probably has sex with kangaroos, or whatever the hell they do in Australia. If I lived there i'd probably kill myself. I could never follow my teams and I'd have to watch a stupid sport like soccer.

Did I mention frazod is fat?
Nice ROFL. Surprised you didn't mention Strange Music though LMAO

patteeu 06-05-2013 11:41 PM
OK, wait a minute. I just read Rico's stories about his job. Time to close this thread and destroy the server to make sure it's never revived. Get it done, Mr. Flopnuts.

patteeu 06-05-2013 11:43 PM
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Originally Posted by rico (Post 9732194)
Wasn't good by any means. Salary of $31,500 plus the bonuses I would make from the audits....usually I ended up making roughly 40k per year.

Which is why I quit and am in Nursing school right now. I made a HUGE mistake of majoring in Psychology at a private college. So I have a mountain of student loan debt, with a degree that will not enable me to pay them off in my lifetime. Plan is to get my RN and then hopefully get my PRNP (Psychiatric Registered Nurse Practitioner) while working as an RN. Then maybe, I'll be on the path to paying my student loans off. I wish I could go back in time about 10 years and just bitch-slap the hell out of myself.
My wife is a nurse and I always thought to myself that I'd never be able to do that job because of the bodily fluids and other gross jobs they have to do. For you, it will be like working in a semiconductor clean room. You're golden.

rico 06-05-2013 11:44 PM
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Originally Posted by patteeu (Post 9732321)
OK, wait a minute. I just read Rico's stories about his job. Time to close this thread and destroy the server to make sure it's never revived. Get it done, Mr. Flopnuts.
Was the "tuna sandwich shit" part the kicker? Because the tuna-shits made me momentarily despise my life every time it happened.

Hootie 06-05-2013 11:47 PM
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Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9732312)
When Hootie inevitably gives up on this project, I nominate tk13 to ghostwrite the rest of them
He has my style down but I don't use jovial words like, "poop."

I did enjoy the read though.

patteeu 06-05-2013 11:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by rico (Post 9732329)
Was the "tuna sandwich shit" part the kicker? Because the tuna-shits made me momentarily despise my life every time it happened.
To be honest, I didn't even make it to the tuna sandwich part. I'm soft.

rico 06-05-2013 11:49 PM
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Originally Posted by patteeu (Post 9732326)
My wife is a nurse and I always thought to myself that I'd never be able to do that job because of the bodily fluids and other gross jobs they have to do. For you, it will be like working in a semiconductor clean room. You're golden.
Yeah honestly, I think I'll be able to handle that part. Wipin' asses aint gon' be nuttin' but a thang.

If it's one thing I'm squeamish about though, it's blood profusely squirting from arteries. Ugh, the mere thought of that makes me want to pass out. I don't think I'll have the stomach to work in the emergency room, but who knows, I was able to get used to pants-poopin' in small, closes spaces...so anything is possible?

AussieChiefsFan 06-05-2013 11:49 PM
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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9732333)
He has my style down but I don't use jovial words like, "poop."

I did enjoy the read though.
I've got a feeling I'm not on the list, but tk13 pretty much nailed what I would have expected mine to be like.

SPchief 06-05-2013 11:52 PM
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Originally Posted by tk13 (Post 9732310)
Here, I'll copy it for you.

87. AussieChiefsFan

What is with this guy from Australia pretending to be a Chiefs fan? Does anyone think this guy is for real? I don't believe it for a second. It's probably one of fat frazod's mults. Did I mention frazod is fat? I once nailed a girl from Australia, or Austria, or maybe it was Aurora. I was in Chicago and half blacked out. I can't remember. I think she had an accent. Maybe it was a Hyundai Accent. Either way, she was so dumb. Like, SO DUMB. She got a tattoo of Peyton Manning on her back so I could look at him when she was naked, but after a while that got old and I dumped her. Did I mention frazod was fat? He is larger than that pile of Jurassic poo this girl used to leave in my car seat. I would pick the berries out of it to see if she'd been poisoned. Anyway, I can't remember anything about this guy and don't know why someone from Australia would become a Chiefs fan. You'd have to be really stupid to do that. Even dumber than frazod. Did I mention frazod is fat?

POSITIVES: From australia. You have to be crazy to follow this team from that far away at those ungodly hours. Usually by the time he's up watching the game I'd be blacked out in a pile of triceratops poop. Far enough away from frazod's refrigerator he stands no chance of being shot.

NEGATIVES: From australia. Hasn't made a single memorable post. Probably has sex with kangaroos, or whatever the hell they do in Australia. If I lived there i'd probably kill myself. I could never follow my teams and I'd have to watch a stupid sport like soccer.

Did I mention frazod is fat?
TK out of left field. LMAO Lock it up, by far the best post in the thread.


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