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I shall keep it alive.....


FOR EVER :fire:

Beer Pong champion
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boring night, no plungers. no pigeons, no tornados. i gave every stop a warning, took one accident report - mattress in the highway got ran over. two hours left, then off two days

:banghead:

Damn

want a cheap mattress?

Any blood stains?

road grime and burn marks on one side

Go eat a donut

NO!!!!!! I refuse... :harumph:

Don't act like you care. Eat the ****ing donut!

Got drunk, slept til 6 am, drove home.

i refuse, in uniform anyway....

dinner tonight....

Thursday - sniffles
Friday & Saturday - nose is like a broken faucet
Sunday - morning was okay, but the coughing started that afternoon
Monday & Tuesday - hacking up a lung

'Tis the season.


Ugh.

Whats up assholes?

Meh

Drink another or "pop one" for me...it'll cure what ails ya.:evil:

I'm not drinking tonight. I've had stuff to do for like the last 10 nights, and nothing tonight, so I'm sort of bored.

In that case, I expect a lot of random shit on here tonight

I had THE MOST EPIC DREAM EVER last night and at like 12 pm (I was still sleeping), this chicks Mom ****ing unannounced drives over to her house and is pounding on the ****ing door to talk to her.

It woke me up from a Deep sleep, but even worse it ended my epic ass dream.

:hmmm:

I think this means you have the hots for her mom

No I was dreaming about her.

Nope, dreams are tricky.

See you were dreaming about the girl & having sex. But you were really feeling guilty and were hoping you would get caught about the mom. Who you secretly desire :thumb:

Um no.

The dream was so intense at one point I woke up sweating and breathing hard. Went back to sleep and continued the same dream.

It doesn't really matter I guess because I have the real thing anyways....but I do have some ideas for next time. :evil:

I'm trapping all my farts in for the night....wife is going to have a rude awaking in the morning.

**** I just got invited out to go drinking. I think I need to take a night off, but my body is craving it.

I ****ing forgot how boring the internet is at night.

you only went out for 1 hour?

No I didn't go out.

we just got back, went to a trivia night. Now I'm hanging curtains. Well, I got the living room up. Taking a break to see what you ****ers are doing, then I'm doing the bedroom curtains.

Hanging curtains, eh? Is that what they call it out in St. Louis?

Boring at night is why I so hate to work nights.

I interviewed for new job today, and should know in the next 1-2 days if I got it.
Be Mon-Fri, days with no Holidays:thumb:

ROFL
wait,
what do they call it in CA?

Umm...shit?

Kinky

Voyeurism

LMAO

LMAOLMAOLMAO

THE CHATROOM IS GOING DOWN GET IN THURR YOU FOOLS

So I had a good time in the chatroom today. Detoxing and cable tech were mexican farting everywhere while Bugeater was mecca busy and then Kyle and morphius swung in and we was kicking it hard! Then ****ing Rams Fan had to **** shit up and a few guys started entering Charlie Sheen and ugh it got nasty. But atleast we had fun and nobody contracted any diseases that I'm aware of at this time.

So what's going on folks? I worked today, it was decent until an old lady shit all over herself and the stall. And of course she tried cleaning it up instead of calling for help, and ewww that crap was everywhere! Plugged up the sink, very messy clean-up. But we served baked fish today so that was good.

Are my 10pm buddies ready for the draft? Would a trade-up for a good player make you bust in your pants?

Anybody getting inebriated tonight? I'm not.

Scared the dog and she pissed on the bed. Going to make the night complete and shit on the bed. Not my side though....the wifes side. Screw her....she made me do laundry.

I wish I was! I'm still packing and trying to get moved. I hate moving!!!

That awful woman.

Get your ass in gear boy....LMAO

Who gonna go down?

Yous gonna go down?

Why?

Because you don't sport red and yella, fella.

do what now?

:spock:

It was ****ing clever and you're just a jealous n00b, aren't ya?

I'm not offended, as I think you said it best in your deleted post

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Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 7597952) because im a stupid reeruned jackass nobody

That hurt, JOhn.

I'm going to bed now.

:LOL:

i'm hungry

I just had 2 slices of cheese cake :drool:

I don't know what size the beds are I didn't ****ing measure them.
You want me to call my manager?
It's 3 ****ing am you want me to wake him up?
boy is he going to pissed at you when I wake his ass up.

?


Got to be more to this story...LMAO

thats what I would say if I were you

Which would make it interesting, as I am one of the mgr's

of course I do talk to myself a lot at times anyway.:banghead:

I was trying my damndest to get done. I need to have a garage sale!

Then get your ass out on that grill and make us all some of that good looking grub you're always posting on the intrawebs!:drool:

Well shit, got anything good? :evil:

Lots! I'm a bachelor, I've collected all sorts of toys that I've collected, played with and moved on to the next toy. I need to start selling on e-bay!

ok, get over here and bring the beer

YES!!!

Just got the call I've been waiting for. Was offered a job with a local company, that does custom delivery work. Very stoked about it, as it's a M-F job, haven't had one of those in 20years LMAO

So no more all night random posting on CP, I know people here will be thankful for thatROFL

Haha cleaning your sheets...pussy.
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Son of a bitch....didn't even think of that. I'm going to have to clean it. ****.

congrats!

Sorry I was just joking. I was cleaning my sheets earlier in this thread and got some shit for it.

Booooooooo! Now who's going to post hot tub pics? Congrats!

what a draft!

Thanks guys. Very stoked about the new job.:thumb:

im pissed

Why's that nancy?

You're bailing on the nite crew again.

Well at least the Late-night Nite Crew.

But still be able to be on here in the evenings & weekends.

These Frickin Graveyard shifts are killing me. I'm getting to damn old for this shit.:banghead:


But trust me I will not abandon you...:evil:

I just watched Michael Scott's last episode on The Office. :(

I need to go to sleep.

HAHA I'm all fuzzy

You need to keep your balls freshly shaved.

hey stranger...

Where'd you go little cat?

Sorry dude, the Chinese restaurant was paying top dollar & I needed smokes :p

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