I was sad when he left cumtown but the adam friedland show is doing pretty good and his career seems to be taking off

ROFL

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DEAD

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F-8usRWW...pg&name=medium

Lou spray can tan. Check out the neck.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Need Lou to channel his inner Zimmer for Thursday <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RuleTheJungle?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RuleTheJungle</a> <a href="https://t.co/rzBbuIyrCc">pic.twitter.com/rzBbuIyrCc</a></p>&mdash; Aurileus FC ⭐️⭐️ (@AurileusFC) <a href="https://twitter.com/AurileusFC/status/1724451261687152869?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 14, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Oh look, he got paid and blows now.

Classic Foxtail McBitchTits.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Bengals?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Bengals</a> ruled out WR Tee Higgins (hamstring) and DE Sam Hubbard (ankle) for tomorrow night&#39;s game vs. the Ravens. <a href="https://t.co/UhYIggDWlf">pic.twitter.com/UhYIggDWlf</a></p>&mdash; Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) <a href="https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1724857738688069918?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 15, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Yeah that's Mike Zimmer, grandpa.

It's almost like he was helped out by mobile quarterbacks. Huh...

looks like this one is gonna be close

ravens are walking wounded

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F-_6_2tX...pg&name=medium

come on, rfaulk34, get in here and give us your analysis

i give the bengos a puncher's chance with humphrey and stanley out

chase and hendrickson should have good games

Surprised to see Hendrickson playing on a short week. His injury looked bad.

Not real thrilled about the play in the trenches on both sides of the ball. Defense isn't getting much pressure other than Hendrickson and when that happens, guys stand back there for 4 seconds until a WR finds a hole in the zone. This is something Lamar has always done. Drop back, wait a few seconds for someone to find a seam then let it go. The times the Bengals have been successful against him is when they clog the middle, have the ends rush wide and then peel back to close the lanes that he usually runs through. They confused the hell out of him in '21 when they did this.

On offense, they're going to HAVE to find a way to give Burrow time. They have more than enough on offense, providing they can passpro, regardless of how the running game is doing.

Right at this moment i'm not worried but i'm not real confident either. Kind of wait and see. If they can't find a way to get the Ravens off the field, they're going to need to score 28 to win this game.

Allen sending the Sweetheart bouquet.

-Thanks, I needed this

Kelce's girlfriend sums up the Burrowhead stuff
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Welp, Bengals are done.

Bills thread created, now they’re dead. Bengals thread created, now they’re dead. We need a Ravens thread and a shitty mouthy Ravens fan.

****ing dead. What a bad week for those cousin ****ers

See ya next season.

We will have to wait to see what new injury Glass Joe has next season

Bengals hid his injury. Didn’t list it on the report

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The <a href="https://twitter.com/PrimeVideo?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@PrimeVideo</a> broadcast showed this video of <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Bengals?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Bengals</a> QB Joe Burrow getting off the team bus with a brace/wrap around his right wrist and thumb. <br><br>Burrow wasn&#39;t on the injury report. Now he&#39;s questionable with a right wrist injury. Jake Browning is in. <a href="https://t.co/6ozbQ2SX1k">pic.twitter.com/6ozbQ2SX1k</a></p>&mdash; Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) <a href="https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1725341378534613340?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 17, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

They'll face consequences for sure. They very obviously hid the injury at this point.

It’s so much fun being a member of the Bengals message board in the GDT pretending to be one of them by complaining about bad calls but then subsequently noting that it seems like the Bengals hid his injury and that’s a disaster.

Waiting for the first Jake Browning INT to post, “I’d rather have Jake from State Farm.”

LMAO You actually Trojan Horsing on a Bengals board?

rfaulk34 you have my heartfelt sympathies, maybe next year.

The best was when they signed OBJr and I posted that the Chiefs message boards seemed happy he was gone and then my post was parroted back here: “This guy gets it!”

Lololololol

People bet a lot of money on these games to have a team lie about their star QB's injury. Deduct a 1st round pick.

You HAVE to do at least one DeBerg thread.

"Browning or Burrow?"

Once again i find myself sitting here wondering why i continue to be a Cincinnati are sports fan. A baseball team that hasn't won a playoff series since '95. A football team that shows a spark of success every few years then loses every single SB they've been in and a college basketball team with a coach that has wasted more talent that any 3 other coaches combined, who only won 1 championship because he had so much talent that he couldn't **** it up but then he did proceeded to **** that up a couple years later when he took an undefeated team to the final 4 and shit all over himself. Meanwhile, all the "rivals" of said area sports team are able to have extended periods of success with multiple championships.

So i'm gonna open up the floor. Please give me some ideas on what the **** is wrong with my brain that i continue to support the teams in this area when they do nothing but shit all over themselves and proceed to fall all over each other due to the massive amount of runny, smelly shit they've just produced.

Ready.
Aim.
Fire!

At least University of Cincinnati produced the best Tight End ever in the NFL.

That's something.

Bengals are 5-6 since the Burrowhead comments. Now that's karma

Back the home team and when they suck, take it like a man.

Weird, they have a similar record since their mayor’s comments

Narrative: Burrow is injury prone.

Nothing is wrong with you... Continue to support full heartedly, believe me, the outright joy and happiness when it happens is unreal. It's just a game, but man, being at the Chiefs/49ers Superbowl with my son and crying at the end of the game was one, if not the best, day of my life.

Yeah it's funny to watch the video in the OP now. Karma.

You're a smart guy who has above average sports acumen. Your loyalty is commendable and you, like many Cincinnati fans deserve better. But loyalty is a two-way street, and you have little to show for your fidelity.

There's always room on the Planet for another Chiefs fan; we've suffered too-- but our ownership respects the people. Come, join us in pledging loyalty to a team that isn't perfect, but will at least occasionally repay you for caring. Cincinnati will forever betray your heart-- and that is happiness thrown away.

You're not following the rules, dude.

I'm sorry, dude.

You're a legit fan, and we as Chiefs fans know exactly where you are right now. The pain is neverending and you're just numb.

The Bengals will win a SB at some point in your lifetime, likely some season after Mahomes retires, but they'll win one. And it'll mean everything.

The best explanation of the beauty of sports is in the below - from the night of our 2020 SB win - and why this suffering is ALL worth it:

https://www.stucknut.com/takebox/?id=29d5

Love you, bro. Sorry you're feeling this way right now.

Sports fandom is a rough road. Every year the vast majority of fanbases are disappointed. Some never seem to find redemption. The majority of my life this was the story for the Chiefs and Royals. I had seen the Royals win it all as a 5th grader in 85, but had no idea how special that was. 30 years later they did it again and I got it.

And the Chiefs. They were my dominatrix. My tormentor for decades. I fell in love with them in the Schottenheimer era and it was deep. But they were hopeless in the postseason. But times do change. Once they do, it's all worth it.

Sorry man. I've spent enough time in the cellar of sports fandom to have empathy. But at this point just want the Chiefs to rack up as much success as possible before the ride ends and we come back to the pack.

That was really cool. I haven't listened to the Jungle in a long time and i'm aware that Iafrate was a long time regular but had no idea he was from KC.

Much love, my man.

You seem a decent fellow... I hate to kill you.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Joe Burrow <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Bengals?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Bengals</a> <br><br>🥶 don’t like to hear this <br><br>Burrow is on the sidelines without a brace or cast on. <br><br>This likely means he tore a ligament or tendon in his wrist.<br><br>There’s a ton of them, so it’s too difficult to speculate which one. <br><br>I’m expecting him to get an MRI tmr,… <a href="https://t.co/9cvH8OZWhq">https://t.co/9cvH8OZWhq</a></p>&mdash; Jesse Morse, MD (@DrJesseMorse) <a href="https://twitter.com/DrJesseMorse/status/1725364718263566348?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 17, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

But really, rfaulk, you do seem to have a place here and we can definitely empathize. If you want to feel better you could bump some old threads from our Matt Cassel days. If that doesn't make you laugh and/ or give you hope then I don't know what will.

Actually, skip the football threads for a day or two and bump some of our legendary threads like Fisty McTat. That will legit cheer you up!

Eat shit pie, QUEER!

Sorry, I couldn't help myself...You're a true fan. Most Bengals fans are front running posers. They all could learn a thing or two from you. IF the Bungals ever do manage to finally win a Super Bowl (and I hope they never do), your enjoyment will be pure, and much greater! Most all of us here know that feeling.

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LMAO

:mad: **** these online doctors and their diagnosis:mad: I want Bur O on the field when we beat them.

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Plenty of Burrow's teammates can accommodate a soaking spot for his wrist

There are too many thing in life that you can't change, but your fanhood is not one of them. There is no barrier to entry here. All you have to do is say the words with us.

I am a Kansas City Chiefs fan.

And Presto-Change-o you're a Kansas City Chiefs fan. Then you can celebrate with us. You can laugh with us at other teams claiming they are just as good as us. You can take immense pride in your QB being the new GOAT. You instantaneously go from 0 Super Bowl wins to 3.

It's like being baptized. Accept Patrick Mahomes as your football savior and wash your football grief away.

I’ve been in RFaulks shoes too many times to count. You can read 15ish years worth of reactions on here. It’s brutal.

The only way we can truly empathize with him is if Jet Chip Wasp didn’t work and we lost against the 49ers, which sets us on the path of never getting back. Alternate reality shit I’d rather not think about.

You are one of us, RF. You’ve earned your stripes. Becoming an accepted member of Chiefsplanet isn’t easy.

Yeesh, how bad is Burrows injury???

What I’m curious about is if Burrow’s hidden injury put him at higher risk of injury playing this week or if it was a type of injury that didn’t matter when he played it was a risk regardless.

It'll be interesting to find out the extent of Kevin's injury. Judging by his reaction when he tried to throw the ball on the sideline, it looked much worse than a sprain. I'm not a doctor, but I did stay at a holiday inn express one time.

Lenny was the original curse breaker, ahead of his time

I feel like this was me in like 2012. Diehard for Chiefs, Royals, and Mizzou. Pioli was dreadful and SAVE OUR CHIEFS was in full force. The Royals always had a 'future', but it never materialized and seemed to always be investing in the farm. And Mizzou, well Pinkel was always seemingly right at the line of getting us a Big 12 Championship, but alas it was never in the cards.

Genuinely, be proud of yourself that you are a real fan. I'd tell you to join us for the Red and Gold, but I know your heart wouldn't be in it.

I think most of us here can say genuinely with the Chiefs' 2 rings, and the Royals winning it all in 15 (and a run in 14 I'll never forget), I like to think that it means so much more when you've been through the ringer.

I always used to compare KC sports fans like myself akin to the biblical Israelites, wandering through the Desert for 40 years, denied and delayed entry to the promised land.

But we're in the promised land now, and let me tell you man, it was DEFINITELY worth wandering the desert.

Yes, it WILL be very interesting. I would imagine this will be a major topic going into the weekend, and possibly beyond.

How many draft picks are we gonna take away for not reporting this on the injury report?

LMAO

This is spot-on.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The NFL is investigating why the Bengals did not list QB Joe Burrow on their injury report when the team posted a picture of him wearing a device on his wrist Wednesday night and he appeared to be hampered by the injury early in the Thursday night game that he later left, the… <a href="https://t.co/xba8URiWri">pic.twitter.com/xba8URiWri</a></p>&mdash; Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) <a href="https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1725515296457298385?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 17, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

too much skyline chili, it's rotted your brain

https://sports.yahoo.com/bengals-qb-...022630601.html


tsk tsk :hmmm:

Unaware about the most important wrist on the most important player of his team.

Suuuuuure.

they lost their QB, they're gonna lose their season and they're gonna lose draft picks LMAO

bengals gonna bengal

I would like to call them cheaters.....but Dumbasses keep coming to mind.

Hey man, been there done that.

I was born in 83, so I don't remember the Royals WS and barely remember the KU 88 Ship.

After Roy shitting the bed and Self getting punked in 05,06,07, I was thinking KU was cursed. 08 legitimately changed my life. Basketball became fun again.

I knew the Chiefs were cursed FFS they were bad save 2 seasons of disappointement with a mercinary SF castoff. Then we were really good under Vermiel and won *checks notes* 0.00 playoff games...****.

Then the decade of darkness. I should have checked out far more than I did while the franchise was finding new and creative ways to be the worst ****ing fan experience possible.

Then we got Reid and and got respectable again. After the Andrew Luck (the concussion game) dog**** implosion I had to check out for a bit. I was barely paying attention to the Triplett game (**** that mother****er with a D9 Cat).

Then Mahomes happened and changed my fandom.

Just read some threads here from 2014, and we've all been there. Just check out for a bit if need be. Fandom is weird. I'm a pretty normal well adjusted dude. Run a business, have a good family, I'm pretty damned happy in life. But the Bowl win in 20 (and the KU win in 08) legitimately changed my life. I can't explain why it means what it means to my life. But it does.

Just hang tight, everybody on the board has been there. At least you won playoff games in the last 25 years, and UK isn't a post season dud.

I'm guessing everybody is joking, but pretty sure there is no history of the NFL taking away draft picks because of injury reports. Just fines of the team and coach that I can remember.

This comes from Schefter's X post:


I don't know if it's ever been done though.

I'm not gonna lie, It feels great not having to use that analogy anymore. Welcome to the Land of Milk and Honey! LMAO

Just saw this on facebook. giggle

https://scontent.fmkc1-1.fna.fbcdn.n...7Q&oe=655C7F01

I'm guessing it's like the rule where a ref can just award points to a team, it's in the books but never used.

I would rather eat Taco Bell than Skyline "chili"

It does suck and if anyone understands what you are going through, they are here. I have been a Chiefs and Royals fan my whole life (46 years).

I remember as a kid growing up only listening to the Chiefs on the radio because I don't remember them being on TV because the Chiefs of the 80's were awful. In my lifetime pre-Mahomes KC won 4 playoff games.......total. They beat the Raiders in 1990 (I believe) and I don't even remember that. The Marty era Chiefs are defined by being great regular season teams, but as sure as the sun rises, losing in the playoffs. Two of those playoff wins were in one season with Montana before he got knocked out of the AFCCG ruining our chances. Then with Andy and Alex we got one playoff win against the Texans, but dealt with more playoff disappointment.

The Royals were good before my time and won the WS in 85 and then became one of the worst franchises in baseball until a good run in 2013-2014. Then they became one of the worst teams in baseball again.

While it sucks a lot, when they do win it all it is even more sweet. Your team will win one eventually and you can relish in that. As far as Bengals fans you are a good egg. A large number of them suck and I relish in their misery, especially after the "script", Burrowhead, and Mayor nonsense.

!

LMAO

Should have traded Higgins when his stock was at it's highest.

you're 40 years old wtf