Killed this thread

What is dead may never die

That kind of stuff is what makes things great. Have you read up on midnight vulture, shygums, or American Hero? So many classic board moments man.

Steelers fan that was pretty much the online equivalent of being drawn and quartered by this board.

75. HonestChieffan

Keep buying into that hope and change, millenials. You're not dragging this country down or anything by supporting this moron or anything like that.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2014...s-sheep-penii/

Yup.

Oh and ROFL at HCF roast

LMAO

Well done SNR:thumb:

I agree with the analysis but 75 is way too high for this nitwit. Like 475 should be more lke it.

Link? And yes Sauto is top 20 material.

I have him down a few notches for being asian.

And DWO.

PGM fails at being hootie

LMAO

you crazy.

but that thread just happened to work out EXACTLY perfect. dude was dumb and played right into my hand.

sucks about the thread title though, I think it made a ton of people miss out on it.

driving while oriental?

Didn't make me miss out on it, if you had worded it differently the trap never would have worked. Well done good sir.. well done.

oh I know... it had to be done that way.

worked to perfection.

LMAO

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=281663

Here ya go, lazy one who sucks the penis.

That was a great thread. Sauto FTW.

Lol all the stuff about #88 Rico is true.

No imitations here. You are annoying as hell lately.

Do tell...

He's my cousin( not the one he married) what you want to hear the good, bad, or the really bad

Let's hear it all!!! Burst!!

I'll just go with the last time we went out to the bar... Draft day... He was so pissed that Jonny football got drafted right before our pick the funniest s*** I've seen in a long time he was so heart broken, after that it went down hill beer after beer he kept getting more upset we didn't get him. After a few more shots he would forget about it and I would scream "Dee Ford" and back at it he was. I still laugh when I think about it oh and his attempted backflip that he "nearly" landed.

LMAO


so rice has been bragging about his smoking hot wife/cousin?

She's not really his cousin I just thought I would go with it LMAO

it was so nice and subtle too.

rep

Yep.

He forgot to flip the mattress over?

Lately?

:) Where in the world did this "my wife is my cousin" stuff come from anyways. I don't recall ever saying my wife is my cousin. I think I said something one time like, "the last 4 letters of my last name is 'ford' and the first two letters of my mom's maiden name is "Mc." While the first two letters of my wife's last name (before marrying me) is "Mc" and the last 4 letters of her mom's maiden name is "ford." Therefore my wife and I, both being Mick-Ford hybrids, got married. I always thought that was pretty neat. Our kids are nice English-Irish mixes.

He said it. I thought we were tight enough, well not you so much after I was through but anyway, that you would have shared that info with me.
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Is that me during the playoff game vs indy?:deevee:

My knee still hurts from that backflip. Over-corrected myself while trying to hit that because I thought my head was going to hit the floor. I kept trying to imagine myself back-flipping into a pool. Didn't work. I used to be able to hit those with ease...50 lbs later, not so much.

Haha, you had a bit more rage in you. Your first reaction to that game was throwing ALL your Chiefs apparel away and I remember just kind of looking at you and smiling and being like, give it a week...you'll be back, cuz. I was upset, but I didn't take it as badly as you did...just kind of expect it after all these years. My bunghole has been worked in by the Chiefs, I guess. :)

Rico is a top 10 poster

Holy shit! Dat Hometeam roast, though!

Definitely a 10 pootier. I wonder how many even got the two other subtle roast s within the roast?

Probably from my roast from last year as I thought you had said she was a 2nd cousin :)

I just throw it away and buy a new one

A top 10 pootier?

I propose a thread name change or at least add "and friends" at the end

Last year, that crazy Frazod dude had a method of grading the hootie roasts...it was the "pootie" system.... if such and such post was good or bad, he'd give them a certain amount of "pooties."

The Frazkateers thought it was really funny.... the Hootie guys thought it was stupid. I'm neither...just neutral. And I didn't really think it was very funny, but to each their own, I guess.

Haha, nah I wouldn't marry my cousin, dudely. That's more of a Missouri thing..and I'm from Southeast Iowa, so I'm in the clear there. WHEW!!!

I think you mistook that with another story. Back when I was single, I brought a girl home to presumably bump uglies, but when we pulled into my driveway, I asked her about her family lineage and we found out that we were 2nd cousins, so it was a no-go. When I was single, I always had to ask girls about their family lineage prior to getting things moving because my great grandma loved the cock and had 16 kids. 14 of them were girls and married into different last names. Therefore I have tons of cousins that I haven't even met...and it's pretty much impossible to keep up with all of them. With that said, I always had to ask a girl about her family lineage to ensure I wasn't getting down with a cousin.

Sidenote: One of my cousins on that side married Lou Holtz's son. I've been an Irish fan since...although I've never met Lou Holtz, his son or my cousin.

Jeez man. At least you didn't wait till she was deep throating little rico to ask ROFL That would have been awkward. I bet you at least made out with her though.

Just when I think you can't possibly get any cooler, you pull out this little nugget of information.

I'll hang it all back up when we win a playoff game

I do miss my autographed team ball from last year though

YOU THREW THAT AWAY?!?!?!

no just packed all that stuff up, I did throw some stuff away but I don't remember what

Ahhh ok.

Ding ding ding!!!

Rico just moved up on my list of awesomeness.

A new bar whore or mattress?

One does not buy a new bar whore. One simply roofies a new one when the original whore has pissed one's bed.

My mattress is on the coffee table, so all three

That and a quarter won't even get a cup of coffee

pretty sure that notorious won the internet with that.

LMAO


/wait til they get a load of me


/you can't handle the truth

As a Chiefs fan, I am not allowed to win the internet. I simply dominate for nearly 3 quarters and shit all over myself in the end.

REP.


/damnit chiefs.

You're gonna have to start roasting some people I've heard of.

ROFL

Has HonestChieffan seen his roast yet? He seems the type to bitch and create some burst.

This thread will be childish and disgusting according to him. He's the male version of BEP

I heard the same about you ;)

That's why he is top 20 material

who the hell is Big Smoke? :bong:

:Lin:

Big Smoke is not hootie, and in reverse.

You could have played that better for extreme hilarity. Outed yourself too soon.

Agreed. The not hootie account could have wreaked havoc on this thread with enough effort.

I am extremely disappointed actually. It had incredible potential.