If by "cool people" you mean wretched, no-life scumbags and the douchebags that enable them, well, yeah, this place is starting to go to hell again.

But the nice thing about this place is that the adults outnumber the punks, so don't expect it to last.

Then can you wander off for another year, and not a single shit will be given.

The rivalries keep the board interesting

It's "you can" wander off, not "can you" wander off. Not that I'd expect you to use English correctly, if you can't use it correctly after 13 plus of posting, you never will.

STFU, n00b.

Wow, it's Super Typo ****! Here to save us all from grammatical errorations! :clap:

After 13 plus what of posting?

LMAO

No seriously...13 plus of what?

13 plus 12? That equals 25 and has nothing to do with Frazod's posting abilities.

If you're going to play the role of grammar police, you should be able to put together complete sentences. Just sayin'.

very Christlike response to someone that wasn't talking to you. though it is more Christlike than telling me my dad would be disappointed in me the same day he dies.

nice to see you're still the same big hypocrite.

LMAO

I don't know why someone's religious affiliation should keep them from telling you to be quiet.

A Catholic priest, a Jewish rabbi, a Muslim cleric, and Dave Lane all walk into a bar. What do they do? They all tell Backwards Masking to STFU.

A burst we shall have.

because jesus would never tell anyone to shut the **** up, much less out of the blue.

duh stupid

indeed! and all i did was say CP is better today than it was a year and half ago.

teams players aren't they?

STFU, n00b.

Speaking of Jesus, did you hear what he screamed when they were taking Him down from the cross?

is this a joke? please tell me it is, I'd love to hear the punchline. good jokes about dajesus never get old. if i like it, i'll pass it along and even give you credit .

LMAO

Don't read if sacrilegious jokes offend you...

awesome! :evil:

Frazbob has bitch tits.

I like how the slow ones in the group actually believe the yarns spun by the poor little downtrodden Hootie. Hootie has gotten the hook at least 4 times in the past and each time he earned it fair and square. Of course, he doesn't think he deserved it. Everybody in prison is innocent too.

Believe it or not, we don't randomly ban stupid people we don't like. You're still here, aren't you?

At least I don't have unicorns tattood on them, Nancy.

No, you just randomly cave in and let them come back.

Except for the "randomly" part.

That's clearly debatable, to say the least.

This is ridiculous.

Hootie is clearly an angel that would never do anything to detriment his beloved ChiefsPlanet. o:-)

LMAO

Touchy touchy touchy! And not even true either - I got "suspended" (a ruse for "banned") for simply speaking my mind, didn't break one single official rule for being banned. I basically had to lick the mods sacks one by one (metaphorically speaking) before I could be let back on.

That's not to say I "didn't earn it", I figured out the posters devoid of a sense of humor pretty quick and attacked them (shame on me). I also admit to being mentally reeruned when it comes to social skills, always have been. I'm not in favor of banning anyone, but if i was, I would ban people unable to laugh at themselves. I'm not going to make a personal attack back at you and risk being put on your list of "miserable users" (again) even though it wouldn't mean a ban (sarcasm). I'll just end by saying people that can't laugh at themselves (especially on the internet) suck ass, and if that statement bothers someone, well...

What difference does it make? When it comes to enforcement, these clowns are about as resolute as the French military.

I think you should be banned for excessive use of parentheses.

dajesus i hope not, i abuse them in everything i write, i'd be banned from life

Your proposal is acceptable.

but where would i be sent? the falkland islands? even they get satellite internet these days

hell

banned from life = not alive

I've been to missoura, I'd swear off the () for life if i never had to go back, no questions asked

People from Missouri would prefer you to be banned from life than to have you here, as well.

Would he bang a fatty?

They miss the good ole days. Too many get butthurt and leave though.

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploa...pcorn-Soda.gif

Seriously...these past few days have been so entertaining for me because of this thread. It reminds me of a cross between a Comedy Central Roast and one of those VH1 top 101 lists only much more awesome. This has been funnier than shit.

And some of the hurt in the buns this has caused has made me reminisce of:

http://www.waitingfornextyear.com/wp...fice-roast.jpg

"Haha ha. Thank you very much, thank you. That was great. Great job, great laughs. Really, really went after my intelligence there. [clears throat] Dozens of online IQ test might prove you wrong, but, and my thing isn't tiny, its average, so... get your facts straight. [clears throat again] So when I heard that there was going to be a roast in my honor, I thought [choking up, clears throat again] sorry. [laughs nervously] I think I have a frog in my throat. Um... [sigh] I decided to jot down some quick thoughts about you people, um, first up Phyllis and Kevin. Uh um... [Michael walks off stage, knocking over the snare drum]"

I personally like (most) of the posters who Hootie has included on the list so far and I think Hootie probably likes (some) of them, making his descriptions of them essentially all in good fun. That's why it's giving me a roast vibe. Say what you want though, from a humor perspective...the guy is pretty freaking good at it. I literally have looked forward to reading this every single days since it began. This is the best website ever.

Who the **** is Backwards Masking and why is he posting on the internet forum I love so dearly?

not only would he, he'd give her roses and ask her parents permission for her hand first

I take that as a compliment so much I'm giving you positive rep

To say the least, you would debate the wetness of water.

Of course you didn't break any rules, dude. Nobody ever does. I know how it goes.

LMAO That's the truest goddamned thing that's been said in this entire ****ing thread.

Who the hell is Backwards Masking anyway?

Well, what if the water were in a state besides liquid? Is ice really wet?

there's an official list of offenses deemed ban worthy you chose to ignore in my case. but keep comparing me to everyone else as if 90 percent of CP won't see thru that too.

There are some relatively big names very low on this list. It will be interesting to see the final rankings.

To my recollection, according to the Scott Weiland being fired thread, he is Dane's best friend.

My God I am outing myself as being lurktastic as shit today.

not as lurktastic as backwards masking

I'm very upset that you were banned unjustly, BM. I have launched an official investigation designed to right this wrong.

can't be, i haven't posted in the Scott Weiland being fired thread. i do thank you for bringing it to my attention though, as I heard Scott's statements on 98.9 the other day and found them extremely entertaining, to say the least.

Stone Temple Pilots was "his band" after all!

no need, i'm back and that's all that matters, right? ;)

Good point. Investigation closed. I was getting tired of investigating so I'm glad you called it.

it goes to show how many great posters there are on here, as you know

Cannibal is one of the greatest original posters. Hootie probably doesn't even know about his many exploits.

no need to tell me, i've always been a fan and agree with most of what he says

I wasn't telling you. I already knew you know everything. I was telling him.

LMAO

I wonder who I have you mixed up with.

There was some dude who is in a band who Dane was ragin' with hard core in that thread. I am a huge STP fan and wanted to comment in the thread, but Dane made his presence known in that one and to be honest, I didn't want to be unexpectedly eaten alive by inadvertently writing something stupid.

I wonder who I have you mixed up with. It was some dude in a band who had some trippy looking shit in his avatar. Thought it was you. Hmm.

Hootie Feltched him out of his asshole.

One of the most humorous moments (for me personally) was something involving Hootie that didn't even seem to be acknowledged or noticed by any of the other posters on here.

There was a thread, can't remember if it was a superthread or not (possibly the official draft thread), but Hootie posted in it and wrote something pertaining to a new poster that said something along the lines of, "holy shit, who is this guy. Look at his post history! He is seriously stalking me! Wtf!"

Evidently this poster had been quoting and replying to everything Hootie wrote and he noticed it, therefore called him out for it. I don't know what struck me as so funny about it...possibly the thought of Hootie being cyber-stalked combined with the fact that when Hootie acknowledged it publicly, no one responded or even seemed to notice. I dunno, it was funny.

I can't even remember the name of the poster. rimbostic, maybe? I don't think that's it....I'll have to search it. However, whether that particular poster belongs in the top 101 or even top 1000, I would love to see that poster make it, just so I can read Hootie's commentary on it.

I'm gonna try to dig this up. It was a month ago or so.

That surprisingly didn't take me too long to find on the handy-dandy search function. It was on the "Crazy Sorority Girl" thread.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ry#post9604129

Poster's name was, "TimBone."

He replied to one of Hootie's posts with one of these, ":loser:"

Hootie quoted his post and responded with,

"seriously

if anyone is curious

look at this guy's post history

he is literally stalking me"


I dunno.....it made me LMAO If the dude doesn't make the top 101, I at least want to read Hootie "roast" him. It'd be some funny shit.

I disagree, it helps keep all of the dumbassery and blood feuds contained in one place.

I've been far from the only person who's disagreed with some of hootie's bans in the thousand post arguments that they've generated.

His name was Driving Wheel. He's now called rabblerouser.

Have I accomplished that thus far?

Maybe but of the 3,684 post 3,672 post were Hootie

The poll made questioning my ban was one of the most overwhelmingly lopsided polls in CP history. No one thought I should have been banned.

Teedubya quit CP for 9 months in protest and we used to feud all the time.

Besides, I'm good for traffic which grows the brand.

A generous understatement to say the least

True... and Google is pretty selective in terms of SEO and traffic, to my knowledge is influential to a site's traffic via SEO/Google searches.

it's funny how i've never met the guy or even addressed him in this thread and somehow toolbags like you i've never conversed with before assume i'm his mult.

you should get together with frazod, phobia and luv to have a big group cry over the long lost glory days of CP when it was hip to be square. just don't forget the tissues, luv and frazod are missoura and can't afford any, and phobias not sharing.

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__...at-bastard.jpg

Yup, that's it!!

Frazbob has bitch tits.

http://www.thecutekid.com/photo-cont...res-1369178924

Vote for my daughter. Win this pole for me

Stop bumping this stupid ****ing thread

AND THE PICK IS IN!!!!!!!!!

(too soon?)

Dinny

FYP

Ooh unicorns.