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LiveSteam 10-04-2011 06:39 PM
Congrats Tiger fans.

Rams Fan 10-04-2011 06:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stewie (Post 7967988)
Not at all. BYU is a superior replacement.
Whatever floats your boat, mang.

Crush 10-04-2011 06:39 PM
Who is this guy on 610 who still thinks Mizzou is going to the Big 10?

Stewie 10-04-2011 06:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mizzou_8541 (Post 7967987)
Mizzou hasn't gone anywhere yet. Not sure why you are so butthurt.
Do you pay attention? Every school that has done what MU just did has always moved on.

OnTheWarpath15 10-04-2011 06:39 PM
It's early, and the butthurt is already nearing biblical proportions.

Sassy Squatch 10-04-2011 06:40 PM
http://www.stuffyouwillhate.com/wp-c...s/butthurt.png

Mizzou_8541 10-04-2011 06:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stewie (Post 7967994)
Do you pay attention? Every school that has done what MU just did has always moved on.
Except Oklahoma like two weeks ago.

Al Bundy 10-04-2011 06:40 PM
What I got out of the PC was that MU wasn't going to bow down to Texas and their demands on their timetable.

|Zach| 10-04-2011 06:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Carls20yearplan (Post 7967982)
And nary a **** was given
Yea, you seem to have a solid read on the situation. You can't have all these Kansas fans bleeding out AND act like you don't give a ****.

Please pick one.

Stewie 10-04-2011 06:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mizzou_8541 (Post 7967998)
Except Oklahoma like two weeks ago.
Go play in the yard. You are clueless.

DaKCMan AP 10-04-2011 06:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stewie (Post 7967980)
I figured the educated MU folk would see beyond joining the hillbilly conference. I'm a bit surprised, but I'm sure MU will fit right in. Lower academic standards is all MU could muster since the Big 10 shut them out. When do the rockin' and whittlin' courses start? That has to be the reason to join, it certainly isn't finishing 7th in football.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wg9lmL2DyI...billyTeeth.jpg
2011 University Rankings (USNews)

58. University of Florida
90. University of Missouri
101. University of Kansas

Shove that up your hillbilly ass, bitch.

ferrarispider95 10-04-2011 06:42 PM
I am not picking on Mizzou because they are Mizzou, I am picking on them because they have messed around last year and started this crap. They got dropped for Nebraska and now are pounding their chest because someone loves them.

I will be pissed if KU had an offer and took it. I would probably be in the minority, but would rather the big 12 stay together.

|Zach| 10-04-2011 06:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stewie (Post 7967988)
Not at all. BYU is a superior replacement.
:clap:

Frazod 10-04-2011 06:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stewie (Post 7967988)
Not at all. BYU is a superior replacement.
Meaning they'll curbstomp you losers by five touchdowns and a field goal instead of just five touchdowns?

Mizzou_8541 10-04-2011 06:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stewie (Post 7968001)
I'm clueless.
FYP.

Rams Fan 10-04-2011 06:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stewie (Post 7968001)
Go play in the yard. You are clueless.
Oklahoma flirted with leaving the conference for the Pac-12.

|Zach| 10-04-2011 06:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ferrarispider95 (Post 7968003)
I am not picking on Mizzou because they are Mizzou, I am picking on them because they have messed around last year and started this crap. They got dropped for Nebraska and now are pounding their chest because someone loves them.

I will be pissed if KU had an offer and took it. I would probably be in the minority, but would rather the big 12 stay together.
No worries.

Sassy Squatch 10-04-2011 06:43 PM
http://legacy-cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pi...ther-mario.gif

BillSelfsTrophycase 10-04-2011 06:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by |Zach| (Post 7968000)
Yea, you seem to have a solid read on the situation. You can't have all these Kansas fans bleeding out AND act like you don't give a ****.

Please pick one.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...!Trollface.png

Brock 10-04-2011 06:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ferrarispider95 (Post 7968003)
I am not picking on Mizzou because they are Mizzou, I am picking on them because they have messed around last year and started this crap. They got dropped for Nebraska and now are pounding their chest because someone loves them.

I will be pissed if KU had an offer and took it. I would probably be in the minority, but would rather the big 12 stay together.
Why? The Big 12 was over when Nebraska and Colorado left.

Demonpenz 10-04-2011 06:44 PM
CBS HD feed is going to look good on thise Mizzou uniforms

Crush 10-04-2011 06:44 PM
Can you say Baghdad Bob?

vgregorian Vahe Gregorian
Statement from Big 12 interim CMSH Chuck Neinas: The University of Missouri is a member in good standing in the Big 12 Conference and I anticipate the University will continue to be a member of the Big 12.”

SPchief 10-04-2011 06:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ferrarispider95 (Post 7968003)
I am not picking on Mizzou because they are Mizzou, I am picking on them because they have messed around last year and started this crap. They got dropped for Nebraska and now are pounding their chest because someone loves them.

I will be pissed if KU had an offer and took it. I would probably be in the minority, but would rather the big 12 stay together.
How does the Texas cock taste like?

Stewie 10-04-2011 06:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by frazod (Post 7968008)
Meaning they'll curbstomp you losers by five touchdowns and a field goal instead of just five touchdowns?
That's fine. At least we are smart enough to avoid having no significance in a hillbilly conference.

ferrarispider95 10-04-2011 06:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP (Post 7968002)
2011 University Rankings (USNews)

58. University of Florida
90. University of Missouri
101. University of Kansas

Shove that up your hillbilly ass, bitch.
Travel through Missouri sometime and take a look around. It is not called the Meth Capital for no reason.

ferrarispider95 10-04-2011 06:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SPchief (Post 7968020)
How does the Texas cock taste like?

I have no problem with Texas earning more money, they make more money for the conference. The only thing at stake is tier 3 anyway and KU pulls in almost 8 million.

Mizzou_8541 10-04-2011 06:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ferrarispider95 (Post 7968023)
Travel through Missouri sometime and take a look around. It is not called the Meth Capital for no reason.
Double negative. Ironic.

Rams Fan 10-04-2011 06:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Superturtle (Post 7968013)
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c1...y/Haithers.gif

Stewie 10-04-2011 06:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mizzou_8541 (Post 7968032)
Double negative. Ironic.
Heh! That's not a double negative.

SPchief 10-04-2011 06:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ferrarispider95 (Post 7968029)
I have no problem with Texas earning more money, they make more money for the conference. The only thing at stake is tier 3 anyway and KU pulls in almost 8 million.
Do you think the big 12-2-1-1 is gonna still be a confernece in 3 years?

Frazod 10-04-2011 06:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stewie (Post 7968021)
That's fine. At least we are smart enough to avoid having no significance in a hillbilly conference.
I think Stewie needs a price check on maxi-pads. LMAO

ferrarispider95 10-04-2011 06:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brock (Post 7968015)
Why? The Big 12 was over when Nebraska and Colorado left.
No, it is not. Colorado didn't mean jack, Nebraska is a huge name, but hasn't done much since the 90's.

I anticipate the big 12 adding at least 2 teams. Maybe BYU and Louisville. TX and Oklahoma are big enough to build a conference around.

Stewie 10-04-2011 06:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SPchief (Post 7968040)
Do you think the big 12-2-1-1 is gonna still be a confernece in 3 years?
I do. We got rid of the pussy schools that cry all day every day.

Mr. Plow 10-04-2011 06:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SPchief (Post 7968040)
Do you think the big 12-2-1-1 is gonna still be a confernece in 3 years?
No, it won't be and I only hope KU has something.....ANYTHING.....in mind other than Mountain West or some bullshit conference like that.

|Zach| 10-04-2011 06:50 PM
Big 12 office turning its rolodex to get the numbers of city schools...

BillSelfsTrophycase 10-04-2011 06:50 PM
http://www.penith.com/uploads/2/5/0/...675378.jpg?228


:):):):)

Mr. Plow 10-04-2011 06:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ferrarispider95 (Post 7968044)
I anticipate the big 12 adding at least 2 teams. Maybe BYU and Louisville. TX and Oklahoma are big enough to build a conference around.
:banghead:

Stewie 10-04-2011 06:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by frazod (Post 7968043)
I think Stewie needs a price check on maxi-pads. LMAO
It's too bad MU wasn't in the hillbilly conference when you got out of high school. They'll admit anyone, including mouth-breathers.

Brock 10-04-2011 06:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ferrarispider95 (Post 7968044)
No, it is not. Colorado didn't mean jack, Nebraska is a huge name, but hasn't done much since the 90's.

I anticipate the big 12 adding at least 2 teams. Maybe BYU and Louisville. TX and Oklahoma are big enough to build a conference around.
You have no sense of history, obviously. We're just going to start adding random teams because everybody else is doing it, and because our longtime conference members are saying "**** this" and leaving. Whatever history this conference once had is DEAD.

Rams Fan 10-04-2011 06:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stewie (Post 7968045)
I do. We got rid of the pussy schools that cry all day every day.
:clap:

eazyb81 10-04-2011 06:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stewie (Post 7967988)
Not at all. BYU is a superior replacement.
LMAO

Yeah, we don't need Nebraska....or Colorado...........or A&M...............or Mizzou!!!!

SPchief 10-04-2011 06:51 PM
It's gonna be real fun once Rustshack and HHG shows up

Mosbonian 10-04-2011 06:52 PM
BYU might be ok, but everyone banking on Louisville taking over for MU and bringing the same level of fan support needs a reality check.

eazyb81 10-04-2011 06:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stewie (Post 7968045)
I do. We got rid of the pussy schools that cry all day every day.
That's right, sit back and take your ass raping like a strong woman.

Surprised you can even type with Bevo's schlong in your mouth.

Sassy Squatch 10-04-2011 06:52 PM
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Frazod 10-04-2011 06:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stewie (Post 7968052)
It's too bad MU wasn't in the hillbilly conference when you got out of high school. They'll admit anyone, including mouth-breathers.
I can see you want to fight, but frankly it's more fun watching you ooze estrogen all over cyberspace.

I'm going to need to put some paper towels down under my monitor.

Saul Good 10-04-2011 06:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rams Fan (Post 7967981)
umad bro? umad.
AAU schools in the SEC: 4

AAU schools in the Big XII: 2

Even a Big XII member knows that 4 > 2.

SPchief 10-04-2011 06:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stewie (Post 7968045)
I do. We got rid of the pussy schools that cry all day every day.
Are you almost out of lube over there? Or do you just like it rough?

Mizzou_8541 10-04-2011 06:55 PM
I don't get the hate when Mizzou does the v. the other schools that are already gone.

eazyb81 10-04-2011 06:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by frazod (Post 7968060)
I can see you want to fight, but frankly it's more fun watching you ooze estrogen all over cyberspace.

I'm going to need to put some paper towels down under my monitor.
LMAO

ChiefsCountry 10-04-2011 06:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 7968061)
AAU schools in the SEC: 4

AAU schools in the Big XII: 2

Even a Big XII member knows that 4 > 2.
Its actually 3 in the Big 12 - Texas, KU, and Iowa St.

Rams Fan 10-04-2011 06:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 7968061)
AAU schools in the SEC: 4

AAU schools in the Big XII: 2

Even a Big XII member knows that 4 > 2.
It's the SEC, remember.

So, since hillbillies can't count, 2 is obviously greater than 4.

Pasta Little Brioni 10-04-2011 06:56 PM
That time of the month for many a Beaker I presume

MoreLemonPledge 10-04-2011 06:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spott (Post 7968066)
Seems like a lot of butthurt over something that hasn't happened yet.
Oh, it's happening.

Saul Good 10-04-2011 06:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP (Post 7967985)
Woah.. slow down there. First, of course if you throw out a NC season there's one less NC season. The fact is that there have been 5 straight NCs from the SEC won by 4 different schools.

Further, in your confined 10 year period there have been 8 different SEC teams in the conference championship game. In the same time period there have been 6 different Big XII teams in their conference championship game, including Mizzou twice (losing both times),

SEC Conf. Champ. Game Appearances
LSU 4
Florida 3
Tennessee 3
Georgia 3
Arkansas 2
Auburn 2
Alabama 2
South Carolina

In the last 10 years the Big XII has had 2 teams who have been to 2 or more BCS games. In the same time period the SEC has had 5 teams with 2 or more BCS game appearances.

Sure, the SEC has some bottom feeders in the conference, but it's not nearly as top-heavy as the Big XII has been.
I agree with you. I'm just pointing out the fact that there aren't 6 dominant SEC schools every year. There are a few cupcakes. There are a several strong programs. And there are 3 consistently elite programs. There is no reason to think that Mizzou will be some doormat.

Frazod 10-04-2011 06:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spott (Post 7968066)
Seems like a lot of butthurt over something that hasn't happened yet.
I was just thinking the same thing. This could still get all ****ed up. I was hoping there would be a decision instead of a decision to make a decision at a later time.

But the obvious **** YOU to the conference is undeniable.

Crush 10-04-2011 06:56 PM
DanBeebe Fake Dan Beebe
I've been honing my commissionering skills for the last couple weeks-ish, and now I'm tanned, rested, and ready. <s class="hash">#</s>BeebeForBig12 <s class="hash">#</s>IBeebelieve

DanBeebe Fake Dan Beebe
If the Big 12 acts wisely and brings me back from exile, my first official act will be to kick Nebraska out of the conference all over again

DanBeebe Fake Dan Beebe
The Big 12 is in its darkest days. It needs a shot of reality, a shot of optimism, and a shot of hope. Sounds like Danny Dan Juice to me.

eazyb81 10-04-2011 06:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spott (Post 7968066)
Seems like a lot of butthurt over something that hasn't happened yet.
It's great to see the true colors come out.

Most ku fans can tip their hat and admit they would have done the same, but the fringe flaming queer contingent wants to sob in the corner and throw their toys in the hallway to get attention.

And for those guys, I can't help but LMAO and egg it on.

Brock 10-04-2011 06:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PGM (Post 7968071)
That time of the month for many a Beaker I presume
Most people over here are like "shrug".

DaKCMan AP 10-04-2011 06:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stewie (Post 7968052)
It's too bad MU wasn't in the hillbilly conference when you got out of high school. They'll admit anyone, including mouth-breathers.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 7968061)
AAU schools in the SEC: 4

AAU schools in the Big XII: 2

Even a Big XII member knows that 4 > 2.
Not Stewie. That dude's a major dumbass. Definitely not Awesome.

DaKCMan AP 10-04-2011 06:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 7968073)
I agree with you. I'm just pointing out the fact that there aren't 6 dominant SEC schools every year. There are a few cupcakes. There are a several strong programs. And there are 3 consistently elite programs. There is no reason to think that Mizzou will be some doormat.
Cool.

HemiEd 10-04-2011 07:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brock (Post 7968053)
You have no sense of history, obviously. We're just going to start adding random teams because everybody else is doing it, and because our longtime conference members are saying "**** this" and leaving. Whatever history this conference once had is DEAD.
Nebraska was the pin that started the unravel, this will finish it.

Good things will come out of this for all concerned eventually.

ferrarispider95 10-04-2011 07:00 PM
There is no denying Mizzou was at the forefront of this whole mess. I will concede that sooner or later there would have been problems. But, we now have all schools pledging tier 1 and tier 2 rights for 6 years, which is a year after the tv negotiation deal. There is no possible way a college is going to forfeit their tier rights to leave a conference.

Saul Good 10-04-2011 07:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ferrarispider95 (Post 7968023)
Travel through Missouri sometime and take a look around. It is not called the Meth Capital for no reason.
That's why the closest thing to an urban environment is a suburb of a Missouri city, right?

Stewie 10-04-2011 07:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rams Fan (Post 7968070)
It's the SEC, remember.

So, since hillbillies can't count, 2 is obviously greater than 4.
:facepalm:

Two? Really? The hillbilly influence has already kicked in. I've heard Mississippi State offers online classes in front porch rockin'.

Mr_Tomahawk 10-04-2011 07:01 PM
Congrats and good luck to Mizzou. Hope you prove everyone wrong and become a real contender in the SEC. Represent the midwest...

As for KU....you asshats best be on the phone trying to get into another conference. The BigXII is screwed...

Brock 10-04-2011 07:01 PM
Probably about time to take this off my wall. I haz a sad.

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5050/...84774988_o.jpg

DeezNutz 10-04-2011 07:02 PM
Wow. Busy night and just got caught up. Very exciting time to be a Mizzou guy.

If the move indeed becomes finalized, best of luck to the remaining schools in the Big XII.

Saul Good 10-04-2011 07:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by eazyb81 (Post 7968055)
LMAO

Yeah, we don't need Nebraska....or Colorado...........or A&M...............or Mizzou!!!!
Why would we need those schools when there's a school with 28 year old athletes a mere 1500 miles west of our conference headquarters and a bunch of city schools to the northeast?

Al Bundy 10-04-2011 07:03 PM
It will be a financial hit to the city of KC.

Rams Fan 10-04-2011 07:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stewie (Post 7968093)
:facepalm:

Two? Really? The hillbilly influence has already kicked in. I've heard Mississippi State offers online classes in front porch rockin'.
Yeah, bruh.

Oui hillbillys even no hou 2 use the internetz. Its lyke a mirakle.

ferrarispider95 10-04-2011 07:04 PM
Well, I guess it is what it is. Enjoy the SEC.

I am not delusional, I know KU and KSU options would have been more limited. I think the big 12 will stick around. Will it make the revenue sharing that the SEC does, no, but we won't be traveling half away across the country and we will playing teams we shared history with.

It will suck not have the big 12 tournament in KC and will obviously will leave a lot of money on the table for the KC area during that weekend.

Frazod 10-04-2011 07:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rams Fan (Post 7968106)
Yeah, bruh.

Oui hillbillys even no hou 2 use the internetz. Its lyke a mirakle.
He's just jealous because we actually have hills.

Mr. Plow 10-04-2011 07:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by frazod (Post 7968109)
He's just jealous because we actually have hills.
There is a hill up by Strong City, KS.....I've seen it.

Rams Fan 10-04-2011 07:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by frazod (Post 7968109)
He's just jealous because we actually have hills.
Butt wat eye undersand is tat oui donut evan hav walter 2 drink.

Saul Good 10-04-2011 07:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brock (Post 7968097)
Probably about time to take this off my wall. I haz a sad.

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5050/...84774988_o.jpg
Am I imagining things, or does the Husker have a striking resemblance to Bo Pelini?

Rams Fan 10-04-2011 07:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ferrarispider95 (Post 7968107)
test
Nice edit, le douche.

Saulbadguy 10-04-2011 07:08 PM
How very confusing.

Frazod 10-04-2011 07:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 7968110)
There is a hill up by Strong City, KS.....I've seen it.
I'd have to see conclusive photographic proof. :D

Rams Fan 10-04-2011 07:09 PM
Oui mizzourah fulk donut noes cow 2 rite propirly sinze oui r hillbillys.

Rite Stwoui?


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