Originally Posted by Rudy Was Offsides (Post 9779750)

No way! It's catching on.

Originally Posted by rico (Post 9779142)

In college, I roomed with 2 Mexicans throughout my 5-year duration there. They both were real emotional/dramatic when they'd get drunk, but were still a couple of the coolest ****ers in the world. I'm in.

I roomed with one black dude. I moved out of that campus house a week after school began because I caught the dude stealing $60 out of my wallet. I was pissed. We almost fought...which would have been ugly because he was one of the best wrestlers on my wrestling team, but he was 149 lbs at the time and I was 184 lbs...I'm thinking I would have taken him, but honestly not sure...I didn't have much trouble with him the couple times I went goes with him in practice, but I usually had to rely on funk/desperation moves and my strength...the dude was freaking quick. Probably could have landed a shit-load of punches on me.

However, I think I have 2 black dudes coming to my wedding reception Saturday (RSVP'd, yo). Both of them are attending because they know me. I am also now able to converse casually with an African American comfortably without thinking to myself (oh shit, be careful about every word you say because they tend to become defensive about shit). I feel like I'm talking to just another dude when I talk to an African American now. So I think I'm in. I wasn't, but think I'm in now. **** that douche who stole my $60 though...that punkass bitch.

Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 9779765)

Kinda lame....

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9779769)

wtl;r

Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 9779765)

Kinda lame....

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9779777)

Yeah well you're a gay cop. You know the kind, the ones that only like 2 doughnut holes and a long john with extra icing in the long john. So much that it sprays on your face, hair, neck and clothes and then you just bathe in it while all your cop buddies go "he's so gay he done got glazed by the balls and john AGAIN!"

Originally Posted by rico (Post 9779142)

In college, I roomed with 2 Mexicans throughout my 5-year duration there. They both were real emotional/dramatic when they'd get drunk, but were still a couple of the coolest ****ers in the world. I'm in.

I roomed with one black dude. I moved out of that campus house a week after school began because I caught the dude stealing $60 out of my wallet. I was pissed. We almost fought...which would have been ugly because he was one of the best wrestlers on my wrestling team, but he was 149 lbs at the time and I was 184 lbs...I'm thinking I would have taken him, but honestly not sure...I didn't have much trouble with him the couple times I went goes with him in practice, but I usually had to rely on funk/desperation moves and my strength...the dude was freaking quick. Probably could have landed a shit-load of punches on me.

However, I think I have 2 black dudes coming to my wedding reception Saturday (RSVP'd, yo). Both of them are attending because they know me. I am also now able to converse casually with an African American comfortably without thinking to myself (oh shit, be careful about every word you say because they tend to become defensive about shit). I feel like I'm talking to just another dude when I talk to an African American now. So I think I'm in. I wasn't, but think I'm in now. **** that douche who stole my $60 though...that punkass bitch.

Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 9779791)

Nailed it. If you were trying to out lame clay, that is.

Originally Posted by Alex Smith HATER (Post 9779721)

70. Sweet Daddy Hate/Raised On Riots/Darth CarlSatan

It seems like everyone hates this douche but me, so I am well qualified to roast his ass up. Darth CarlSatan (I enjoy his original, unabashedly stupid, yet silly username the most) is often the butt of drug-related jokes, which is great because clearly he's smoking something to register on a forum where he's largely despised for a third time after being banned for reasons I've completely forgotten.

Used to be fat, like Frazod, but apparently got all lean and ripped up. Not clear whether it was completely due to illegal stimulants or some combination of those and the backbreaking manual labor that he was forced into since ex-cons usually can't get anything else. Rumor has it he's a roofer or something. Hootie tried to PM him to get some roofies upon learning this, only to discover roofing has nothing to do with selling date-rape drugs. DarthCarl hooked him up anyway, bringing his CP friend total to two.

Note: not sure if he actually IS an ex-con, but it fits with the whole "bad boy" persona he has attempted to cultivate since joining. Almost assuredly, he has posted from jail at least once.

Also claims to have wild sexual trysts from time to time in random dating threads. Unsure if he's been pleasing 190-pound soccer moms who invite him in for "a cool drink" when he comes down off the roofs he's thatching together, or if it's just luv and they're keeping it a dark, dirty CP secret. Hey, he had to do SOMETHING to bring his CP friend total to three.

Pros: ****ing hated Matt Cassel before it was cool to do so. Despite being in the top 10 most douchiest posters, has actually shown up to a pair of CP bashes. Wore a Brandon Flowers jersey that said "BMF" on the back. Oh wait, I think that part belongs in...

Cons: Yes, he was one. Is basically hated by everyone, save other douches, except Dane McCloud, who is No. 1 on Sweet Daddy Hate's "people to kill" list. I am now No. 2.

Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 9779794)

Stop calling them African Americans, wth? They're not from Africa. They're just black guys. Call them black guys. They're use to it. Just like you're use to being called a white guy.

I swear...white people are far more conscious about racism and being "PC" then black people.

You wanna know who the REAL racists are? Mexicans. For whatever reason, Mexicans generally hate black people.

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9779809)

I had a uncomfortable experience with a Black guy a few weeks ago. I was on my way up to my hotel room and saw the elevator door closing. The guy saw me and kindly stuck his arm out to re-open the doors. For some reason, I thanked him by saying "Thanks bro."

He just looked at me for a second or two, and then asked which floor. I muttered "15" and suddenly became fascinated with my cell phone.

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9779809)

I had a uncomfortable experience with a Black guy a few weeks ago. I was on my way up to my hotel room and saw the elevator door closing. The guy saw me and kindly stuck his arm out to re-open the doors. For some reason, I thanked him by saying "Thanks bro."

He just looked at me for a second or two, and then asked which floor. I muttered "15" and suddenly became fascinated with my cell phone.