So, I come to the bar. You ask me what I want, and I say, "Whatever. You choose." What would you make me?

whats it do?

luv, do you like hard or foo foo drinks?

I couldn't imagine being a bartender. It sucks to be around drunk people when you're sober.

Jack. Straight.

Either. I'll try nearly anything once.

grey goose and cranberry

Shot it, but only with a chaser. Whew! That'll put some hair on your chest. I'm a chick, so that would be rather unattractive.

Hehe. :evil:

well, i'd probably start you with a daquri or margerita, but have you drinking long islands in no time.

I've heard those are good. I've never had one.

There's a football in my coffee!

I don't ask you what you want, I tell you what you need.

What does what do?

You shoosh.