This aint a party without tramp stamps, low rider jeans, belly shirts and belly rings, and thongs. Then its a party.

BRO HUG

LET'S GO AMERICA.

Well BUCK has a tramp stamp & belly ring.

I have my thong

And I'm pretty sure CC has low rider jeans and a belly shirt on ROFL

garbage bag windows

wanna borrow my pepper spray?

I've dated a lot of Irish girls for some ****ing reason and the one I'm seeing now has almost an exact ****ing replica tramp stamp as the first Irish girl I ever dated. ****ing weird.

Well, now it's just getting really weird.

Paper Towels as plates

See? Weird.

Apparently, ABC.com and Disney.com are also down.

LMAOa car just pulled in the garage with trash bags for a passenger window, LMAO

hot shots with camaros.

I need to drink nail polish now and pass out to erase that thought. Have a good one. Happy Easter. I gotta sleep before I pull an overnight double tomorrow night.

I have my own Bear spray....Shits better than mace & flys further :evil:

Burritos at 4 am

Maybe it's the same girl?

Your stuck in a time warp :spock:

I brought Meat Loaf & mashed potatoes for dinner.....and yes Cheese cake again for dessert:drool:

No its not. The first one was a bitch, also a whore, also she was lacking in the Chest department and had a nice big ass.

This one is like the exact opposite of all of those things.

Parties that never end

FOURTH MEAL

Fans who don't quit

:spock:

AND...

sweet, let me borrow that for this pigeon

AND....

Now do you wonder why or how you gained 80 pounds in 18 months?

TWINS!!!!!!!!!!

AND I LOVE YOU TOO!

Kinky

HERE'S TO FOOTBALL!!!!

alright, breaks over. back to the streets. take care dudes, see ya in the morning...

pizza stuffed NEW cheesy double ****ing deckers like six of them left over speghetti MCDONALDS CHEESEBURGERS BITCHS AND CHICKEN WRAPS WITH EXTRA RANCH

NP, shit has some range on it. Not like you want the ****ing bear in a bear hug in order to hit him. :shake:

And I know it's worse than mace, cause I've been maced on accident:banghead:

We had someone set of a can of bear spray in the hotel...HOLY SHIT that stuff is strong!!!!

GODAM YOU ARE FAT JOEY

Time to cheack out the Hot tub.....then a smoke break. brb

SOMEONE NEEDS TO TELL THIS DUDE IT DON'T TAKE 20 MINUTES TO TAKE A SHIT

He's almost as fat as Prince Fielder.

I love football on TV
Shots of Gina Lee
Hanging with my friends
And twins

Finally the shower is mine. BRB

If you use the shampoo.. don't be too vigorous... it can sting later.

This is good advice. Peepee hole is a no go for the shampoop.

I was hoping someone else would get that. Thank you.

Well I was just going off of what I've heard. I don't have any experience with that or anything as far as you know.

Likewise.

That's just what I've heard. Seems like decent advice.

makes good sense.

It only takes once... lesson learned.

That was cool.

Oh no I didn't jerk it. Maybe later. I'll keep you updated.

Love Jerk Updates.

This thread lost its ****ing burst.

I think I jerked it twice today. I'm single right now. Don't judge me.

:LOL:

You act like this thread had a burst.

Sorry I was eating my dinner,

Here is my apology

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...wqoBLMzbAzJmCQ

Happy Easter dipshits

Christian or not, I think we can all agree that Cadbury creme eggs are ****ing awesome

4321

Cadbury eggs suck. ****ing fu fu candy.


Give me a damn chocolate bunny any day

Tis the season

NSFW

http://www.jonco48.com/blog/easter_20bunny_20boobs.gif

This is what happens when people stop being polite... and start getting real.

Here I'll take this Chocolate bunny http://dailyscene.com/wp-content/upl...oads/mel-b.jpg

word. And the whole Jesus rising from the dead thing.... I mean thats impressive even for non-christians right?

Heathen :p

Daddy loves hot chocolate.

You go suck on your "cream filled egg", while I stick my tongue in a chocolate bunny in the morning ROFL

Man, my FB page tells me my FB friends are way more religious than me.

I was thinking the same thing earlier....

LMAO

I don't know where else to put this...

ForrestGriffin Forrest Griffin
If you've never thought about suicide you think too highly of yourself.

:LOL:

Yea I was going to post a bunch of my usual shit tonight on FB, but I feel sacrilegious doing it. :shrug"

Kurt
go to price chopper on noland
there is a super methed out employee there that works overnights
he is awesome
that is all

Jerk update:

Never happened
Posted via Mobile Device

DAMNIT

is it you? I know a guy who works there overnights but I don't think he does meth..

Its ok, I manned up and drove over to that girls house. That was better than Jerking it.

Did she suck it then **** it?

Hey Kurt see ya later mebbe. Jus' testin thur systems.

Coyote.

I like this coyote guy.

9:56 Bump

Why?

Yeah who the **** is that

I just always find those guys amusing.

you got to be one of the few, but then maybe now I know why you find me amusing...

This thread truly is indestructible. It has withstood my very best attempts to kill it; and yet here I am daring to post in it yet again in an obvious vain attempt to slay it once more. :D