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KurtCobain 04-23-2011 10:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buck (Post 7587136)
Alright, 9:33 pm.

And are you serious Joey?
Suicide or drugs?

Buck 04-23-2011 10:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 7587139)
Suicide or drugs?
Suicide.

Don't kill yourself.

Rams Fan 04-23-2011 10:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buck (Post 7587114)
THIS IS OFFICIALLY POST IN HERE WHILE BUCK GETS HIGH TONIGHT THREAD
Happy late 4/20.

Dr. Johnny Fever 04-23-2011 10:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 7587138)
Yes. Very. Good ideas, but I don't feel like getting the knife and gas.
Well it's a hassle.

Rams Fan 04-23-2011 10:38 PM
I wish I could live in a place where a tornado doesn't cause huge damage to an airport.

KcMizzou 04-23-2011 10:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buck (Post 7587140)
Suicide.

Don't kill yourself.
This.

I've become kinda fond of your silly ass. Good people.

KurtCobain 04-23-2011 10:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buck (Post 7587140)
Suicide.

Don't kill yourself.
I won't.

Dr. Johnny Fever 04-23-2011 10:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 7587149)
I won't.
Good. You're the only person who has bothered to request my friendship on that profile/friends thing. If you were gone I'd have no one. I need you.

Buck 04-23-2011 10:42 PM
Today was THE weirdest ****ing day. THE

Rams Fan 04-23-2011 10:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buck (Post 7587152)
Today was THE weirdest ****ing day. THE
How so? Did a tornado hit any of the San Diego? Or hail?

KurtCobain 04-23-2011 10:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by noonan (Post 7587150)
Good. You're the only person who has bothered to request my friendship on that profile/friends thing. If you were gone I'd have no one. I need you.
I'm here for you, my angel.

Dr. Johnny Fever 04-23-2011 10:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buck (Post 7587152)
Today was THE weirdest ****ing day. THE
How weird was it. Was it KurtCobain weird?

Dr. Johnny Fever 04-23-2011 10:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 7587159)
I'm here for you, my angel.
Thank you KurtCobain. You're the only one who cares.

Buck 04-23-2011 10:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rams Fan (Post 7587157)
How so? Did a tornado hit any of the San Diego? Or hail?
Long story short...in list format.

1. Spent night at girls house
2. My friend obsesses about her
3. They aren't dating
4. He ****ing walks a mile to her house while I'm there
5. Shit gets really weird
6. Later in the day I have to spend 5+ hours with him filming shit
7. I just took (legal) drugs

Rams Fan 04-23-2011 10:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buck (Post 7587162)
Long story short...in list format.

1. Spent night at girls house
2. My friend obsesses about her
3. They aren't dating
4. He ****ing walks a mile to her house while I'm there
5. Shit gets really weird
6. Later in the day I have to spend 5+ hours with him filming shit
7. I just took (legal) drugs
Well, this whole day has been shit for me.

Discovered some roof damage to my house, weather is still shit, the tornado damage, etc.

And you should have punched your friend.

Dr. Johnny Fever 04-23-2011 10:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buck (Post 7587162)
Long story short...in list format.

1. Spent night at girls house
2. My friend obsesses about her
3. They aren't dating
4. He ****ing walks a mile to her house while I'm there
5. Shit gets really weird
6. Later in the day I have to spend 5+ hours with him filming shit
7. I just took (legal) drugs
I hope you piihb

Buck 04-23-2011 10:47 PM
Sorry about your house.

I'm about to take an awesome shower.

shirtsleeve 04-23-2011 10:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 7587138)
Yes. Very. Good ideas, but I don't feel like getting the knife and gas.
Dont be a selfish dick.

I haven't been here long, but I think you aren't that person. So dont be a selfish dick. I had a good friend do that stupid shit and it sucked for everyone who knew him. He was a selfish dick.

And he didn't get to see the holy shit storm he caused with his family and his kids and his friends. He missed his time in the sun of attention. Because he was a selfish dick and killed his ass. Moron.

dont be a selfish dick.

Dr. Johnny Fever 04-23-2011 10:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buck (Post 7587166)
Sorry about your house.

I'm about to take an awesome shower.
I hope you'll report back on how awesome it was.

Rams Fan 04-23-2011 10:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buck (Post 7587166)
Sorry about your house.

I'm about to take an awesome shower.
Eh, it looks minor.

On the upside, I found a bird's nest right outside one of the windows in my house. Saw the mom and the eggs. Gonna let the eggs hatch, after the birds leave I'm knocking the nest out.

Buck 04-23-2011 10:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by noonan (Post 7587170)
I hope you'll report back on how awesome it was.
I will. I need to wait about 15 more minutes before I can take it though. Need to have the full effect.

KurtCobain 04-23-2011 10:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by shirtsleeve (Post 7587168)
Dont be a selfish dick.

I haven't been here long, but I think you aren't that person. So dont be a selfish dick. I had a good friend do that stupid shit and it sucked for everyone who knew him. He was a selfish dick.

And he didn't get to see the holy shit storm he caused with his family and his kids and his friends. He missed his time in the sun of attention. Because he was a selfish dick and killed his ass. Moron.

dont be a selfish dick.
I'll kill you if you lecture me again.

You'd better watch out or you're gonna have a white kid in a nirvana t shirt and a jason mask running chain saws on your patio.

Dr. Johnny Fever 04-23-2011 10:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by shirtsleeve (Post 7587168)
Dont be a selfish dick.

I haven't been here long, but I think you aren't that person. So dont be a selfish dick. I had a good friend do that stupid shit and it sucked for everyone who knew him. He was a selfish dick.

And he didn't get to see the holy shit storm he caused with his family and his kids and his friends. He missed his time in the sun of attention. Because he was a selfish dick and killed his ass. Moron.

dont be a selfish dick.
So basically what you're saying is not to be a selfish dick........ I'm feelin ya.

Buck 04-23-2011 10:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 7587174)
I'll kill you if you lecture me again.

You'd better watch out or you're gonna have a white in a nirvana t shirt and a jason mask running chain saws on your patio.
BAN!!!!

Gonzo 04-23-2011 10:50 PM
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Originally Posted by shirtsleeve (Post 7564628)
OK I am having a bad day. I had posted a philisophical fart question, I believe in this thread. Its one I had posted in another board just before here. So I had copied an pasted it. Well I forgot to delete my history when I went home. This is a shared computor and we do official stuff on it too.

Well the dipshit operator on the shift after mine was processing work orders. He knows NOTHING about computors being 71 years old and all..well, he tried to copy an address then paste it into a w/o field. He failed to copy. Instead my philisophical question got pasted instead.

The guy, not knowing how to get into the field to delete it, panicked and sent the thing into the system and it went all the way THROUGH THE WHOLE SYSTEM.

You can imagine the shitstorm that created. security, IT, the w.o. people, everyone is involved. They eventually traced it back to me and this forum and then figured out what happened...

It is my first day back from my weekend and I was immediately called onto the carpet for this...so far no disciplinary measures though. I think they were laughing too hard at me to do much more...


**** My Life.
LMAO

Give me an update. Did they put the smack down?
Posted via Mobile Device

Dr. Johnny Fever 04-23-2011 10:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buck (Post 7587173)
I will. I need to wait about 15 more minutes before I can take it though. Need to have the full effect.
Some things can't be rushed.

acesn8s 04-23-2011 10:50 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_PYVKD31RPF...alhouse508.jpg

Remain calm! All is well!

Rams Fan 04-23-2011 10:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buck (Post 7587173)
I will. I need to wait about 15 more minutes before I can take it though. Need to have the full effect.
YOU'RE WASTING WATER.

shirtsleeve 04-23-2011 10:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 7587174)
I'll kill you if you lecture me again.

You'd better watch out or you're gonna have a white kid in a nirvana t shirt and a jason mask running chain saws on your patio.
No you wont. You dont wanna pay the air fare to get here. Besides, I dont have a patio. So you lose.

Buck 04-23-2011 10:55 PM
I DIDNT TURN ON THE SHOWER YET DICK MUNCH

KurtCobain 04-23-2011 10:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by shirtsleeve (Post 7587190)
No you wont. You dont wanna pay the air fare to get here. Besides, I dont have a patio. So you lose.
****.

KurtCobain 04-23-2011 10:58 PM
My ten thousandth post I used asking AustinChief if he ****ed trannies.


epic

JOhn 04-23-2011 11:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 7587197)
My ten thousandth post I used asking AustinChief if he ****ed trannies.


epic
What better way to spend it?


Oh nice to see you losers here tonight....were the **** you been the past 3?

Buck 04-23-2011 11:08 PM
1. Sorry JOhn for not being around the last couple nights. I've been busy doing other things.

2. Stop posting in that n00bs thread. We are trying to get this to 100k.

JOhn 04-23-2011 11:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buck (Post 7587231)
1. Sorry JOhn for not being around the last couple nights. I've been busy doing other things.

2. Stop posting in that n00bs thread. We are trying to get this to 100k.
1.....I'll think of accepting your apology...IF you send me pics of the new GF :drool:

2.....:thumb:

JOhn 04-23-2011 11:10 PM
On a side note..


I felt like the god damned Maytag repair man the past few night

JOhn 04-23-2011 11:10 PM
And what is the chemical of choice tonight BUCK?

Rams Fan 04-23-2011 11:11 PM
M-E-T-S

MESS MESS MESS

Buck 04-23-2011 11:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JOhn (Post 7587245)
And what is the chemical of choice tonight BUCK?
Cyclobenzaprine hydrochloride 10 mg + Alprazolam 0.5 mg

A ****ing awesome combo.

FEELS LIKE SEX IS HAPPENING IN YOUR BRAIN

crazycoffey 04-23-2011 11:13 PM
I just got shit on by a pigeon

Rams Fan 04-23-2011 11:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buck (Post 7587250)
FEELS LIKE SEX IS HAPPENING IN YOUR BRAIN
I believe one could say that is what oral sex is like...

shirtsleeve 04-23-2011 11:14 PM
My chemical of choice is ethanol. Mixed with citrus and salt. On ice.

Buck 04-23-2011 11:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rams Fan (Post 7587254)
I believe one could say that is what oral sex is like...
Depends on how you interpret the message....

And we just passed 27,000 posts in this thread!!!!

shirtsleeve 04-23-2011 11:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rams Fan (Post 7587254)
I believe one could say that is what oral sex is like...
Only if her pussy is big enough to swallow your head.

acesn8s 04-23-2011 11:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey (Post 7587253)
I just got shit on by a pigeon
ROFL

Buck 04-23-2011 11:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by shirtsleeve (Post 7587259)
Only if her pussy is big enough to swallow your head.
I hope you didn't copy and paste this.

ROFL

Rams Fan 04-23-2011 11:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buck (Post 7587258)
Depends on how you interpret the message....

And we just passed 27,000 posts in this thread!!!!
The True Meaning of Sex

By Buck

crazycoffey 04-23-2011 11:17 PM
its raining pretty solid here in st louie, or was just a few moments ago. so i go to a parking garage to wait for the accident calls and that stuff. I have my window down and decide to eat my sandwich. a ****ing pigeon shits in my window and all over my arm.

so after i cleaned up, I maced the mother****er...

Buck 04-23-2011 11:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rams Fan (Post 7587263)
The True Meaning of Sex

By Buck
There's a thread around here that I started that people listed unlikely book titles and who they were written by. This would work perfect in that thread.

Buck 04-23-2011 11:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey (Post 7587266)
its raining pretty solid here in st louie, or was just a few moments ago. so i go to a parking garage to wait for the accident calls and that stuff. I have my window down and decide to eat my sandwich. a ****ing pigeon shits in my window and all over my arm.

so after i cleaned up, I maced the mother****er...
I was filming outdoors a few weeks ago and some seagull shit landed literally within 6" of my expensive ass camera. Was really happy it missed.

Rams Fan 04-23-2011 11:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buck (Post 7587268)
There's a thread around here that I started that people listed unlikely book titles and who they were written by. This would work perfect in that thread.
So, did I just win the internet?

Buck 04-23-2011 11:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rams Fan (Post 7587271)
So, did I just win the internet?
No, why would you think that?

Alright, awesome shower time. BRB

Rams Fan 04-23-2011 11:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buck (Post 7587272)
No, why would you think that?

Alright, awesome shower time. BRB
Don't waste too much water....

I think my name should be changed to Josh. Then in my custom title, I will say the Rams fan.

Rams Fan 04-23-2011 11:20 PM
It's ****ing hailing here in St. Louis. Shit.

shirtsleeve 04-23-2011 11:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buck (Post 7587262)
I hope you didn't copy and paste this.

ROFL
No shit, huh?

I'm at home. No moron is going to send this to my vp...I still cant believe that happened. ****ing third degree. Head of security and IT in a special meeting mountain from a mole hill shit... un real.:doh!:

crazycoffey 04-23-2011 11:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buck (Post 7587270)
I was filming outdoors a few weeks ago and some seagull shit landed literally within 6" of my expensive ass camera. Was really happy it missed.

i wish this one would have missed

acesn8s 04-23-2011 11:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buck (Post 7587272)
No, why would you think that?

Alright, awesome shower time. BRB
Viagra kicked in!!!

crazycoffey 04-23-2011 11:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey (Post 7587276)
i wish this one would have missed
he just flew back, still shaking his head, I'm macing him again...

Buck 04-23-2011 11:22 PM
<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/MsL7P7y4fM4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Buck 04-23-2011 11:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by acesn8s (Post 7587278)
Viagra kicked in!!!
Have you ever tried Viagra? What is it like?

Quote:
Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey (Post 7587279)
he just flew back, still shaking his head, I'm macing him again...
LMAO

shirtsleeve 04-23-2011 11:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buck (Post 7587284)
Have you ever tried Viagra? What is it like?



LMAO
Cialus.( triple dose.)
I. Was. An. Animal! A. God!
All ****ing Night. Never a let down. Over and over and over again! She told her friends and my dance card was full for months!

Buck 04-23-2011 11:28 PM
**** INSTEAD OF TAKING A SHOWER I WAITED AND NOW SOMEBODY ELSE IS IN THE BATHROOM. I JUST TOOK ANOTHER FLEXERIL. IM GOING TO BE ****ING OUT OF IT SOON.

JOhn 04-23-2011 11:28 PM
OK, I'm back......

And I nearly ****ING STABBED MY BOSS IN THE FACE. ****ING BASTARD!!!!!



Ok, I'm better now...sorta

acesn8s 04-23-2011 11:29 PM
http://cheaprxbuy.com/viagra4/viagra-79.jpg
Like this, maybe?

Rams Fan 04-23-2011 11:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buck (Post 7587289)
**** INSTEAD OF TAKING A SHOWER I WAITED AND NOW SOMEBODY ELSE IS IN THE BATHROOM. I JUST TOOK ANOTHER FLEXERIL. IM GOING TO BE ****ING OUT OF IT SOON.
LMAO Go outside and take a shower in the hose.

Buck 04-23-2011 11:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rams Fan (Post 7587295)
LMAO Go outside and take a shower in the hose.
Are you ****ing kidding me? There could be bears out there.

shirtsleeve 04-23-2011 11:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by acesn8s (Post 7587293)
Yup

Rams Fan 04-23-2011 11:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buck (Post 7587296)
Are you ****ing kidding me? There could be bears out there.
Don't rub honey on your penis then....

acesn8s 04-23-2011 11:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buck (Post 7587296)
Are you ****ing kidding me? There could be bears out there.
Well, with that Viagra they would be turned on.

Buck 04-23-2011 11:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rams Fan (Post 7587300)
Don't rub honey on your penis then....
TOO LATE

Buck 04-23-2011 11:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by acesn8s (Post 7587301)
Well, with that Viagra they would be turned on.
I didn't take any, but I might be getting some, we'll see. Not that I have a problem or anything with that area. Some chick just told me what her boyfriend told her about it.

Rams Fan 04-23-2011 11:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buck (Post 7587302)
TOO LATE
OH SHIT

GRAB A CUBS HAT AND TAKE A PISS IN IT.

JOhn 04-23-2011 11:33 PM
Trannys, Viagra and n00bs....yup sounds like a party

Buck 04-23-2011 11:34 PM
wtf is espn.com down for anyone else?

Rams Fan 04-23-2011 11:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buck (Post 7587307)
wtf is espn.com down for anyone else?
Yep.

WHAT THE **** IS GOING ON?

Buck 04-23-2011 11:34 PM
Wait, who is talking about trannies?

JOhn 04-23-2011 11:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buck (Post 7587307)
wtf is espn.com down for anyone else?
No, they just block it for SD fans....not like they really have than many anyway

Buck 04-23-2011 11:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rams Fan (Post 7587308)
Yep.

WHAT THE **** IS GOING ON?
THE BEARS MUST HAVE GOTTEN TO THEIR SERVERS.

GOOD NIGHT SWEET PRINCE

JOhn 04-23-2011 11:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buck (Post 7587309)
Wait, who is talking about trannies?
Austin was earlier....or maybe that was the dream I had? **** who cares :evil:

Rams Fan 04-23-2011 11:36 PM
Quote:
@TheRealMattKing Matt King
So ESPN.com is down. Head over to BleacherReport.com if you need your internet sports fix everybody!
LMAO


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