I actually I threatened to let BUCK have sex with you for cheap. Please try to keep the facts straight


Oh and for meeting up, I AM coming to KC this year for a game :thumb:

fixed.

Kurt,
I sharted earlier in a thread. Don't listen to these people. Also, what did I walk in on that one time late at night in CP chat? You yelled at me to get out real loud, which scared me, so I wasn't sure what I saw... just curious now.

She sat on some tea or something.

not a good idea for a scratch and sniff poster

greasy taco will always get ya

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NSFW and kinda stupid

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She went DEEEEEEP.

Scratch & sniff girl

then she smelt it. that's so hawt!!!

Wait, who do I get to have sex with for cheap?

Bugeater's bug collection

Kurt:thumb:

FFS JOhn...aren't you and/or Crazy supposed to keep the torch lit on this thread all night??? It seems to be fading tonite! I guess I'll have to take Crazys days off away from him.

Yea, he's been slacking...lazy bastard.
But I managed to wreck havoc on FB instead. :thumb:

I find it disturbing that you know what a dead skunk's pussy smells like.

Don't make me threaten you guys on the intrawebs! Get this shit moving or I'll stuff my 6'7" 280 pound body (complete with 12.75" genitilia) into my Ferrari, hunt you down and whoop dat ass! (That is if my $250,000 per year job allows the time)

I kinda screwed up on FB. I added my daughter, who thinks I'm a saint, to keep tabs on her page. Now I cant post half the crap I want to. I'll really have to watch what I do in my Bucking Horse Sale pictures this year.:banghead:

Don't knock it til you tried it. :evil:

There is a secret...

When you do your status, there appears a little lock to the right of the status....

Click on it, and go to customize, brings up a screen & you can specify it to hide your status from certain people.:thumb:

Well, you'll have to get past my security down at the front gate. That is If I'm even at home.

But that doesn't hide the pictures of you having sex with bovine, does it? My friends tag every damn picture from that weekend. I generally spend a month untagging photos of stupid shit I do that trip. I aint no good at this FB stuff.

Your security doesn't bother me. I'm ex-CIA. I can kill goats by just staring at them.

Well, I'll have to chat with ya one night on FB, I got skills :evil:

Oh well, must be easy to get dates on the ranch then huh? ROFL

:hmmm: Those antelope out in the yard sure look lonely in that cold snow. I wonder if they wanna come in and warm up.

:spock:

Speaking of cold....forecasting 1-2in snow today for us :banghead:

We got it last night. Was heavy and wet. I've had the snow block my dish twice this year, until last night. I cleared it off three times between 5:00 and 8:00. It always snows when I'm trying to move!!!!!

Try moving in July.

I wish I could. Besides, I've been snowed on in July numerous times. The crap seems to follow me.:banghead:

Its that God damned global warming.

Then stay the hell out of Wyoming dammit :bang:

Move to Florida and really **** with people.

:thumb:

i can't disagree with you there.

what has me the most disturbed at the moment is the constant itching of my corn hole since i dropped the kids off at the pool a couple hours ago. it was one of the dreaded one roll of ass wipes and its still shitty type of dumps. i could have wiped with a beach towel and it wouldn't have mattered.

Screw lunch i think i will just go to the car wash and powerwash the itch away. If that doesn't work i will be breaking out the tennessee whiskey and soaking a tampoooooon and cramming that in my crack. I thought of rubbing alcohol butt i don't think that will pack quite the buzz and i gotta try out this new high the young folks keep talking about.

yeah, we went out last night, got home at 3 ate some white castle and watched one episode of two and a half men, went to bed and passed the **** out. I go back to work tonight.

I'm coming to get your ass.

off for a haircut, chow and to work. Peace out CP

I hope it's a nice ****ing haircut, douchebag.

I got 8 inches of my hair chopped off today.

THATS ****ING FREAKY I GOT MY HAIRCUT JUST YESTERDAY.

I HAVEN'T HAD A HAIRCUT IN OVER 2 YEARS!

Work? I knew you'd find an excuse not to help me move tonite!

I bet every sumbitch on here is working or getting a haircut today. You had to use BOTH as an excuse! :D

Good night bitches.

We will rally around Buck, and post like a champion.

And It Burns, Burns, Burns
The Ring Of Fire

I would help but I am planning on sitting on my butt tonight. :thumb:

I got my 8 inches off today too..

Well get your butt here tonight bitch...entertain us ROFL

I found this pic of CC at work

http://vaderweekly.com/wp-content/up...girlonaut1.jpg

LMAO

luckily the car wash wasn't too busy and the spot free rinse did the trick

Did you get the hot wax? Or do you prefer not to get your ass waxed?

the thought of waxing my own ass was just too much.


i will say on more than one occasion i have stood in the back of a pickup buck naked and scrubbed my pits and butt acne with the foam brush

So yeah. Nachos are fire.

I would too if my ass looked like a glazed doughnut.

shits dead
fu

Yup, pretty much

i cant believe you posted this pic i sent to you in confidence.

4321

You weren't confident that it would be used to embarrass you? Your and idiot.

:shrug:

I just couldn't help myself.....ROFL

Besides I didn't know I wasn't so post to

Apparently, neither could he.

I was walking home through an alley way

paid no attention tripped over a leg

it was a dead body hit off to the side

THIS IS OFFICIALLY POST IN HERE WHILE BUCK GETS HIGH TONIGHT THREAD

It's really quiet here. Too quiet. (the boys are at their Mom's)

I'm enjoying it... but it's weird at the same time.

he looked like a crackhead, maybe twenty-five

he looked rather lonely, both his eyes were open

Will I get a contact high?

through him on my shoulder took him to the homestead

laid him on my couch, cooked him pizza rolls then i opened up his mouth, stuffed them down his throat

You'd better have some ranch.

Can one get a contact high off of non-smoked drugs?

I put him in some shades and sprayed him down with axe
we went in the movies and just chilled and relaxed

Maybe if you push really hard.

For someone who used to be a drug addict, I find it funny that I still run on drugs.

So you're lazy

Alright, 9:33 pm.

And are you serious Joey?

Yes. Very. Good ideas, but I don't feel like getting the knife and gas.