I'm torn with how I feel. We should be playing better and the offense is atrocious. However, we are still around .500 and I have no idea how we've managed to win that many. If we could even get two guys in the lineup hitting, we could string some wins together.

It's a weird feeling. We have a better record than how we are playing but we are playing horrible.

Pythagorean stats have us at the same record that we do.

I just looked up Brett Hayes. He's 0-26 with no walks. Is that good?

I mentioned that's he quite possibly worse than Moose.

But, Hayes can block balls behind the plate really well! oh wait....

Why does the spawn of Tony Pena not get a chance? Why did they call him up if he's going to sit on the bunch while an 0-for-26 guy plays?

I'm assuming Hayes was attached to the Braves organization in some shape or fashion at one point.

LMAO

Back to .500!! Boom!!!

And now, the most predictable Royals news of the week.

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Moose callup?
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:facepalm:

Well, if so, he's got to wait a minimum of ten days, I believe.

Knowing this team, it will probably happen.

Mother ****er **** sticks. Moose is a god damn curse to this team. Only way to kill it is by cutting his head off and setting him on fire.

They should have sent him down 2 weeks ago.

I don't think they have to wait ten days if it's an injury related call up.

Ned Moose and Dayton.