I ALREADY KNOW MORE THAN I NEED TO KNOW
CATS
LOL
TRUST ME HOLMES
SHE DOESN'T GIVE A **** ABOUT YOUR SHEETS

THIS!!

SO POST TO SAY IF SALAME IS A CHICK...

WANNA BUY A PLUNGER?

DUDE I UNDERSTAND LOOKING HAIRY...BUT A HAIRY PUSSY?

YOU NEED A PLUNGER OR SOMETHING?

IT WAN'T... HE WAS THE ONLY ONE THERE
GOT IN THROUGH A WINDOW

SOME KIND OF MAGNET SCHOOL PROBS

OK BUCK, NOW I UNDERSTAND WHY YOU LIKE THIS CHICK & HER PUSSY

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EVERY ****ING THING WAS DRY EXCEPT MY
****ING FITTED SHEET
I ****ING HATE
FITTED
SHEETS

I CAN SELL YOU ONE CHEAPER THAN DONGER'S MONKEYS

COFFEY ARE YOU A COP?

I AM TODAY....

YEA HE'S A ****ING COP...

THOUGH I WON'T HOLD IT AGAINST HIM :thumb:

OK, CHANGE OF SUBJECT:

I THINK I'M GOING TO QUIT MY ****ING JOB.
MY BOSS IS A DICK.

DRYING FITTED SHEETS SUCK; THEY NEVER DRY LIKE THEY ARE SO POST TO

WHAT AM i SO POST TO SAY TO THIS?

THIS MAKES ME THINK ABOUT HOW ****ING EXPENSIVE SHEETS ARE
SHIT MAN
I WANT TO GET LIKE A TWIN BED JUST SO I CAN HAVE CHEAP SHEETS

ROFL

NO ****ING SHIT
AND WHY DOESNT MY QUEEN FITTED SHEET FIT MY QUEEN
SIZE BED

I DON'T KNOW?

I DO KNOW HE'S A PRICK. ****ING GOT A INQUISITION TONIGHT WHEN I CAME IN BECAUSE THE CASH DRAWER WAS $3 SHORT...JFC

I KNOW RIGHT
I HAVE A MEMORY FOAM MATTRESS PAD
IT'S LIKE 1 1/2 INCHES THICK
AND IT MAKE THE FITTED SHEET TOO TIGHT
BUT WHEN BITCHES SLEEP IN MY BED
THEY DON'T NOTICE THE SHEETS ARE DIRTY
THEY JUST SAY IT SOOOOO MOTHA****IN COMFORTABLE
AND EERILY SMELLS A LOT LIKE THE COLOGNE i WEAR

I USED TO GET MY SHEETS FROM WORK, UNTIL I REMEMBERED THAT EVERY NASTY MOTHER****ER HAD ALREADY ****ED ON THEM HERE

MY FIRST SUGGESTION THEN
IS TO FIND A JOB WHERE THE BOSS DOESN'T CARE IF YOU STEAL $3

WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH SHEEP SEATS?

MAKE LOVE ON THEM
WHAT ELSE ARE YOU SO POST TO DO?

EXACTLY MY POINT, I MEAN COME ON 8 HRS HERE AND I'M SO POST TO GO WITH OUT A MT DEW? WTF?

**** YES WARM SHEETS
IM PUTTING THESE
****S ON MY BED
THEN GOING TO
SLEEP I THINK

I TOOK A LOT OF BENADRYL
I AM GOING TO BED
MISS YOU GUYZ ALREADY xoxo

SHIT NOW I GUESS I'M GONNA HAVE TO GO DO SOME ACTUAL WORK:banghead:

ALRIGHT GOT THE SHEETS ON MY BED
PROBABLY GOING TO TAKE A SHOWER
GOOD NIGHT ALL

All this yelling woke a mother****er up! How am I so post to get back to sleep?

JOhn, loan me 3 bucks.

ROFL

Sure, I'll hook you up...soon as a turn of the camera :evil:

I'll sell you an experienced plunger for 3 bucks...

Leave the camera on. I'm busy watching those thespians in the hot tub.:popcorn:

Cool. I hate the brand new ones that are stiff as a board. You push and push and then they finally collapse and plunge and leave chunks on your shirt and cheek.

:LOL:

I wish I could figure out how to watch it from home. The GM likes to spy on us, so I know you can.

Speaking of that, there is a ****ing camera right on the cash drawer, and you can see I never took shit out of it. but because the count sheet went missing sometime from the end of my shift at 7am & 8am, they're acting like it's a ****ing robbery of Fort Knox. give me a damn break

Uh, you need to read back a little further to know what "experience" he is referring to ROFL

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no shit, I thought maybe he did and was sharing with us that he only has one butt cheek

Oh that's sick and wrong! I hope he got a splinter or two.

I prefer this one
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Probably the only plunger in the world I'd grab by the plunger end instead of the handle! Hmmmmm...might go make some finger sandwiches!:drool:

:spock:


wtf you up for this late?

and more importantly when you gonna come through Cody?

Or maybe you, Bwana & I need to hook up for some fishing later this summer?

I got called out at 5:00 am yesterday and the worked on T-1's until 7:00 last night. Come 8:30, my ass was crashed!!! Woke up at 2:00 (without wood) and couldn't get back to sleep.

I'd be up for a trip this summer. I'm moving to Big Timber in 2 weeks. I'll be just on the other side of the Beartooths from ya.

We should do that.
Love to go 4 wheeling with you guys, if I get me another soon. Damn sorry I sold mine & my snowmobiles:banghead:

SUMBITCH...just had a peeping-tom! I could see the outline moving, but couldn't see the face. (I live 14 miles from town!) So I grab the .45, run outside to find 5-6 cow elk standing by the window. Spooked the shit out of me!

Anyway, I might have a second 4-wheeler pretty soon you could ride. I'll keep ya posted.

at first I went :hmmm:, then I was all LMAO

,,,,,,,,,

Elk Fapping at the window.. ROFL

Sounds like a plan on the 4-wheeler:thumb:

One day, I got out of the shower and was standing in the living room nekkid. I got that eerie feeling I was being watched. I turned to see an antelope staring in the window (about 2 feet away). These damn animals are going to give me a heart attack!

K...I'm gonna try to crash again. You guys have a good morning and even better weekend!

Dude are you like a wildlife porn star?

NTTATWWT :evil:

its the rocky and bullwinkle show

X-Rated one...

Rocky & Ballwrinkle LMAO

Nah brah, the Rocky (mountain chief) and Bullwinkle (the moose aka elk / antelope) show, it's already there man

ROFL

True, but if we're gonna market this we need a catchy title :harumph:

taking one for the team, so your buddy can live the dream...

there is some definite possibilities here. we need someone more creative than we are to help re write the lyrics for rocky's bestiality commercial...

To bad EnDelt isn't around. He had lots of experience with with large mammals and farm yard creatures :thumb:

times they have a changed

Changed at home too, damn ex wife.... No problems now!



ROFL :LOL:

Yes times have a changed

Next time I decide to stay out until 1:30am whenever I have to get up and go to work the next day, would someone please remind me that I'm not 25 anymore?

You guys are no longer my friend.

*kicks dirt/takes ball home*

LMAO

I want to sympathize, but I just started drinking.

With the storms, I slept really good. I just should have slept longer.

Coffee......must have coffee.

don't worry, the talent always gets a higher percentage. Just send my aide your list of preferred condiments for the hotel, rest up and get ready for a long day of shooting tomorrow. That moose is going to tear you a new ass...

I get that response often. Its a curse sometimes... :hump:

ROFL

Beat me too it. She stepped right into that one!

Gotta get to work. Later!

have a good day, don't forget to take those carrots with you, for the moose of course....

seriously have a good day bud.

Feels nice and warm going down my throat.




;)

Have a good day! It's Friday!

NSFW!!!!

Who cares?

It also tastes like hazelnut. CHange your diet?

:sulk: daddy's grumpy today

I wish I could make it taste like bourbon, for my wife....

Haven't gotten any lately.

I've had that problem before too. Need a good hooker?

Is their a problem with it tasting like nuts?

uhhh maybe

Nope. I just need joie to not be pregnant. Damn doc says she's off limits til the baby comes.

hold on, I'll go find my ex-wife's number.
She'd do anything for the right amount of money,
pretentious, stuck up, money grubbing, materialistic bitch....

Dude, did you hook up with my exwife?

Wait, Pregnant AGAIN??? or still? I'm out of date with that story line....

(Obligatory - it ain't mine comment, I've been fixed...)