Don't give a rat's ass.

Let the ****er die, I don't care.

You have a thread for you dumb****s who are entertained by that stupid shit.

If you don't give a rat's ass, why make a comment in the first place? LMAOI

I don't give a rat's ass if nothing else is going on in this thread, dipshit.

You can take that stupid shit and shove it right up your ass, right next to your head,

Oh blow it out your ass, you self righteous dumbass..... "That that" are you stroking out on us?

You're a cop, right?

Suicide rate is high in the law enforcement field, right?

Why don't you increase the rate?

Cranky old man is cranky.

I am not cranky.

I'm just a regular everyday asshole.

Red card for threatening a member of the inner circle.

Uh.......where's the threat, dipshit?

I asked you to do the world a solid.

Someone forgot to take his Metamucil

You don't stop laughing because you grow old, You grow old because you stop laughing.

In that case, I was born old.

Milkman burst.

This thread and last year's are easily HOC. We don't need your approval...and yes the roastees are a huge part of that

Stop hijacking the hijacking of this thread, we already have something to distract us while we wait for another roast. Where's the god damned midgets????? Enough of this mental midget spouting "dumbass" every other post.

Like aged milk, he's bursting

Then the milkman?

OK.

Blasted mental midgets.

What's up with the BRC hate?

Where is the hate again? He came in knocking the thread.

I really want a glass of milk now.

Maybe Milkman delivers. Obviously not in this thread.

You know whats bullshit? I told someone to do their own homework and I got the PMS speech. You said the same thing and these ****ing neanderthals didn't even bat an eyelash.

From now on I'm a 40 yr old divorced balding male with lots of guns and dogs.
Er... Not implying that you are those things...

I do deliver.

And I got this thread moving agian, so yes, I did, in this thread.

milfman equals burst

I think it's my intimidating avatar. Galifinakis just scares people to where they are afraid to call me out for my bullshit.

By the way, I am 40, shave my head, and I own 2 dogs and several guns. I'm happily married though.

Why would that guy scare people?

LMAO

This and other deep thoughts brought to you by Big Smoke.

SNR....save us!

What's up with the BRC hate?

I have no idea how it did this....

It's called a joke. Look it up in your pissed off old man encyclopedia.

Same shit happened to me a week ago.

SNR croaked from making all the food in the food threads

Just did.

Found it under "bad joke".

UHHH the academy controls the Hall of Classics admissions. Approval is needed. No one gave a shit about the HOC for years. No new admissions in years. The academy took it over and now its relevant again.

He's even a Cardinals fan.

ROFL oh for ****s sake

What's the academy?

Did you say Bob Gibson and Ozzie Smith sucks? I have sworn testimony before the Academy. Don't deny it.

Are you high? I have no idea where that came from?

It's an overblown fatass who thinks too much of himself.

STFU Noob. Learn your Planeteer history. No wonder you wern't even nominated for King of the N00bs.

Smoke is a cool dude. Next year he will make the list for sure. Oh and the list > academy

Zach?

BigRedChief

I agree. He was overlooked in his eligible year.

76. mikey23545

Do you like Chiefs Planet?

Do you like to have fun?

Do you like to have fun on Chiefs Planet?

Then **** you. You're 12 years old. And yes, you should feel offended by that. I feel really proud about using that insult over and over again.

I'm too disparaging for true fans and too ****ing stupid to be a drafturbator. I'm not funny. I have no friends. My opinions about everything in life are boring and suck fetid whale shit. I'm probably one of the worst posters on this board.

Even my username is a generic name like "mikey" followed by a bunch of numbers. And not even one or two. I have five ****ing numbers after my name. Five.

I won't read this because I'm a very important person and have no time for your shenanigans. You are all 12 years old.

ROFL ROFL ROFL

Yes!

I always thought the numbers after Mikey's username were his average annual salary.

By academy do you really mean you? Why not just say that?
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From 2006 - 2011 the King of the N0bs was one of the most fun threads on the Planet. Everyone picked sides, fun times and cool bribery ensued. It ran its course like My Space.

Did you win kling of the NObs all those years brc? You are making a run at it in this thread.
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Because the Academy is stupid idea. A internet website that takes itself seriously? It's parody deluxe. Who is involved beyond me? Depends on the time frame and year. Gonzo, Luv, Raiderhater, SPchief and others have been involved at one time or another.

So it's basically you.
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More ****ing burst

You wouldn't change it up dude, it was all about people giving the most CP cash to whichever noob they sponsored. It was dying and old as **** but you woildnt allow any changed to the process you dumb ass.

You are welcome to take over for the 2014 King of the Noob nomination and crowning. It became to much work and lacked the fun element. You can put the "fun" back into the King of the noobs, its yours to run with.

Your welcome.
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I love how Sauto is silent until he sees something he doesn't like. Then he shows up, sets that person straight, and disappears again.

No but thanks anyway, I'm not worthy enough to do that.

I suggest a former noob winner to take over.

Slacker. Bitch and moan but don't want to put the sweat equity in to entertain the Planet?

JFC

I told the the mods and AustinChief that last year before it started this was my last year of running the King of the Noobs. Either someone steps up with new ideas and passion or its history.

No one cares.

The academy what a joke that was.

How dare you threaten the father of his son.

LMAO

Screw you ass wipe I was trying to suggest to you during the years to change the contest because it was dying sure and stale as moldy month old bread but you won't listen.

Do us a favor and jump off a cliff why don't you.

So instead of working to entertain the planet you decide to check out and criticize me who sought to entertain the planet. Jumping off a cliff and committing suicide is not in my plans.

I could run it. Would be a pure process just like the list, but I suggest TimBone instead. I don't care enough about the b00bs

It's what makes him special....shit should have saved that for mikey!

I was in need of my Sauto fix just now, so I skimmed through the HOC thread where he outed that Mike_b dude for writing a false negative review on his business. Sauto is ****ing awesome. I love that thread.

LMAO

Wow... Some of you need a timeout. Or something....

The "academy" sucks.

And the midgets....

met your mother.

Yup.

A bunch of sausage eating, man mayo sucking, hairy butt poking, homosexual, gay, homos that like dudes