We need Midnight Vulture to make a cameo in here.

Black bob and trav from zips too
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LMAO Forgot all about good ole "trav"

wow that paint must make the car drive pretty fast

Much faster than this list gets revealed LMAO

That is the way most teams do it. 8 of the top 10 picks this year.

:facepalm:

We need a ****ing name Hootie!
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He's too busy fingering his boyfriend's anus.

I think he would be much more tolerable if his user name was Lil Chiefy instead of Sweet Daddy Hate.

Make it happen, DaFace!!!!!!

Dinny

AND THE PICK IS IN!!!!!!!!!!!

(too soon?)

Dinny

If you think I'm insufferable now...

" You better hope he gives me a ****in' name soon, or I'm gonna give him yours, Frank. "


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95. | Zach |
Join Date: 9/6/02
Total Posts: 43,574

He once left forever. Apparently he doesn't understand the definition of forever. He once was a moderator. He was so ****ing bad at it he made the decisions made by Phil seem rational (IT'S A JOKE, I'M SORRY PHIL!!!!!!!). The 'dude' has two hobbies. Photography and soccer. If that doesn't scream homo I don't know what does. Once painted Frazod naked but ran out of paint. That's why they don't get along. Once admitted to jerkin' it to tranny porn in a thread about toothpaste. It made no sense. I get it. Every once in a while a tranny porno is pretty hot but come the **** on dude. Toothpaste. There are some lines you just don't cross.

Pros: Is open about being gay. I think that's pretty cool. Doesn't have long gay chick hair like Reaper. Has an annoying posting style similar to Donger but not quite as bad. Watches the Chiefs.

Cons: Watches the Chiefs because he has an affinity for strong, big, dark men. Thinks Oprah is a good show. Jerks it to reruns of Charles in Charge. He really likes Scott Baio.

Outlook: If he left forever again he'd move up on the list. Happy Days was way better without Scott Baio, creep.

Zach is openly gay?

LMAO

he watches soccer and takes pictures of dudes banging dudes

pretty sure that's being openly gay

95. |Zach|

Analysis: Need-based selection here. Nothing wrong with it. There are enough |Zach| haters that demanded this, so I think fulfilling it now and getting it out of the way is good. This will allow Hootie to make easier decisions down the line, when the pool of unfavorable candidates wanes thin and he has to start delivering names because they have pretty high rankings. Hootie didn't bring this up, but |Zach| also has been overweight on and off, which puts him up there in Hootie's frazod deficiency score.

I'm interested in how the 70-90ish rankings will shake down. There simply aren't enough well-known and established posters as the ones he's been ranking to fill out the entire list. Also consider that some guys like frazod and Dane McCloud are apparently not going to be ranked at all, so while Hootie is making sensible picks in the back, he's got to watch it not to blow his load too soon. Or else he'll be forced to make a bunch of WTF picks later-- posters who have been here under 2 years and/or have fewer than 3000 posts.

Grade: A-

Dane is on the list. High.

1 down for today, 4 to go

No way. He really reached on Zach and Reaper. Both should be way further down the list.

you're probably right

I predict this either ends with a bunch of people who should've been high on the list left out completely or that it ends with a bunch of people no one's heard of being thrown in because he runs out of well-known names.

Looking forward to the other four. LMAO

well I search the top rep when I pick names and there are literally 200 worthy posters for this list

seriously

probably not gonna happen...I got called into work until 6 and then I'm supposed to hang out with that chick again so yeah

It is already petering out. There is no list and hootie is begrudgingly throwing out one or two at a time. Excellent attention whoring by Hootie.

meh

I've provided plenty of entertainment in this thread.

AustinChief should thank me for being a member.

Obviously I'm No. 1. Mentioned in every single ranking? I own this drunk degenerate ****!

It's called a theme, Frazod. I know, it's not food.

Still smells like piss in your head, Pootie. The skanky pussy smell is getting pretty bad, too. Are you ever going to hose this mess out? Hopefully the next chick you rape is a maid.

I can't decipher that dumb post.

It would help if you were sober. And not reeruned.

I'm starting to think that frazod and Hootie aren't very fond of each other.

I enjoy being drunk and dumb.

Pootie has abandoned you, Donger. It must be really upsetting. LMAO

Huh?

Oh, never mind. He forgot to add you to one of them, but you're back.

Writing these things obviously taxes Hootie's stunted intellect.

Since they don't

look like his

typical

dumb**** post

lol

What?

Okay.

Ill be in the top 80

Reaper was a pretty drastic reach, but |Zach|'s time was coming soon. If not in the 90s, then the 80s.

Only thing that's a reach about |Zach| is the fact that frazod also doesn't like him, so he can't be all that bad.

(Note that when I make these evaluations, I'm trying to think like Hootie. I actually like |Zach| a lot and would put him a lot higher on my own hypothetical list. Hell, I also have no problems with frazod. He can be funny at times. But my opinion isn't the one that counts in the final draft.)

this might be the dumbest thread off all time. kudos

Why would a "marketing manager" get called in on memorial day?

what the **** are you talking about?

I handle all sales and need to hit certain revenue goals...I don't know what we market.

as in why did I get called in on my paid day off?

because my boss is ****ing lazy, and he certainly wasn't going to do it

when someone doesn't show up one of us has to pick up the slack and it's never going to be him

it's ok though

I got it covered in 3 hours and now I'm right back home ready to daq out.

Get out.

The Zach thing was weak. Any dressing down of that fat boy needs strong language about what a jackass he is to people with actual opinions on the Chiefs outside "go team!"

That's pretty tough territory to enter on here.

The next spinoff should be 10 CP posters ___ would like to finger(insert, point, flip, rat on, ect).

That goes way back. It's an Ultra Peanut / psycosis thing.

It has been entertaining. I doubt you have much more in you at this point.

Word.

Yeah, promised 5, and delivered 1 uninspired choice. Whatev. Hootie lost his burst. Again...

Once there was an expectation to produce them, I knew he was going to start pushing out uninspired descriptions. I predict his reasoning will be that it is distracting from his beginning of summer bender.

94 more.


The greatest writer in the world would be pressed to deliver 94 good takes about the likes of us.

Hey you and I are on the same team in Direckshun's NFL draft of CP posters.. gotta stick together. Now how damn long do I have to wait before my spot on the list!???

1000 bucks says herpties wont finish this list.

A while. You're up there.

Giggity

Shit I said I'd tip him 50 bucks if he finished it.

He won't.

His girlfriend told him the same thing.

Those were some fun times.

All the doubters may motivate me to finish this.

They banned him needlessly.

He caught constant flak for his heroic exploits.

His work ethic was questioned,
he was even called a drunk.

His username was even changed by mods.

Once that thread was closed, things changed.

It became one man versus an entire message board.

Time for revenge.

Coming Fall 2013.

But really, enough about Midnight Vulture.

key word is may.

Hootie will finish it. If he doesn't Clay or SNR can finish it off.

I never expected them all to be gems. But I did expect one out of four to be worth my time.

That's what Kirstie Tynes' mom said.

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Will Kirstie make the list?

I HOPE SO!

Maybe fisty will make the list too.

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Hootie's Top 101 lays of 2013 LMAO

Keep on keepin on

threebag has got to be on the list

I just like to poke at Hootie. His Cum Coated Shits could post better than Billay or Beerme.

Then right after "they" (cough) banned him (needlessly) Hamas became out for the year too. It was a sad, sad time for CP, made me not want to post for almost a year.

It's nice seeing the cool people taking the site back from the squares, I tend to check in more often now.