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MoreLemonPledge 10-04-2011 06:04 PM

Unanimous action...

eazyb81 10-04-2011 06:04 PM

ALDEN LOOKS HAPPY!

MoreLemonPledge 10-04-2011 06:04 PM

The board is delegating to Deaton the authority to take any...froze on me...

Demonpenz 10-04-2011 06:04 PM

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you mad

Dr. Gigglepants 10-04-2011 06:05 PM

unanimous action is where my feed paused

|Zach| 10-04-2011 06:05 PM

A unanimous action was taken by the curators: The board of curators delegates the authority to Chancellor Deaton to take any and all actions to explore options for conference affiliation that are "best for the university.

KcMizzou 10-04-2011 06:05 PM

BOOM

mnchiefsguy 10-04-2011 06:05 PM

The stream is frozen!

Dr. Gigglepants 10-04-2011 06:06 PM

it's on 810, better feed

Crush 10-04-2011 06:06 PM

Woah

duncan_idaho 10-04-2011 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LiveSteam (Post 7967806)
I love it. First place I eat when I hit the lake
I would to bring an IMO's up to Omaha & put a RUNZA down on the lake

Runza is garbage. I wouldn't feed that crap to my dog.

Oh, and ... "we gone."

Crush 10-04-2011 06:06 PM

SEC here we come.

mnchiefsguy 10-04-2011 06:06 PM

Yes! Mizzou has taken its first step into a larger world.

mnchiefsguy 10-04-2011 06:08 PM

Deaton no longer chair of Big XII. We are heading to the door gentlemen and ladies....

Crush 10-04-2011 06:09 PM

sptwri Mike DeArmond MU will not make long term commitment to big 12 1 minute ago

eazyb81 10-04-2011 06:10 PM

"Do you have an offer from the SEC?"

"No comment."

Mizzou_8541 10-04-2011 06:10 PM

This news pleases me...as long as we don't pull an Oklahoma.

eazyb81 10-04-2011 06:10 PM

"We are facing no deadlines from the Big 12."

WE GONE

BillSelfsTrophycase 10-04-2011 06:12 PM

ROFL

CoMoChief 10-04-2011 06:13 PM

If MU leaves, this is going to have a trickle down effect IMO.

OU will be next.....followed by OSU, then TTU

KU to the Big East

KSU, ISU, BAY screwed

TX will go independent

mnchiefsguy 10-04-2011 06:13 PM

Deaton focused on what is best for Tigernation....awesome!

Saul Good 10-04-2011 06:13 PM

What the hell do we do now? I mean, KK has assured me that the SEC has no interest in Mizzou.

Dr. Gigglepants 10-04-2011 06:14 PM

All these writers are pissed that the meeting took so long. How funny, the 2nd damn question about what took so long.

BigOlChiefsfan 10-04-2011 06:14 PM

AMF

Saul Good 10-04-2011 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMoChief (Post 7967863)
If MU leaves, this is going to have a trickle down effect IMO.

OU will be next.....followed by OSU, then TTU

KU to the Big East

KSU, ISU, BAY screwed

TX will go independent

Good ol' CoMo.

HolyHandgernade 10-04-2011 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMoChief (Post 7967863)
If MU leaves, this is going to have a trickle down effect IMO.

OU will be next.....followed by OSU, then TTU

KU to the Big East

KSU, ISU, BAY screwed

TX will go independent

Yeah, I don't think so.

KcMizzou 10-04-2011 06:14 PM

mellinger Sam Mellinger
If Brady Deaton needs to explore what the SEC could offer, he might just read the paper or listen to the radio or step outside the office

Mr. Laz 10-04-2011 06:15 PM

ESPNAndyKatz Andy Katz
by KrisKetz
Missouri chancellor Brady Deaton announces resigning from the board of directors of the Big 12 so he can focus on what's best for Mizzou.
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Mizzou_8541 10-04-2011 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 7967866)
What the hell do we do now? I mean, KK has assured me that the SEC has no interest in Mizzou.

Doesn't matter. He won't be covering the SEC anyway (so he says).

eazyb81 10-04-2011 06:17 PM

KK: "There is nothing to the Mizzou to SEC rumors. Nothing. It has been spread by the Dearmonds!"

LMAOLMAOLMAO

KcMizzou 10-04-2011 06:17 PM

sptwri Mike DeArmond
by Mizzou2SEC
My prediction: Missouri is out of the Big 12 Conference and into the SEC by next season.

Dr. Gigglepants 10-04-2011 06:18 PM

Considering the long layoff between the announcement of the BOC meeting last week and today, can we assume the deal is done? We shouldn't have to wait another week before an official announcement, right?

KcMizzou 10-04-2011 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eazyb81 (Post 7967893)
KK: "There is nothing to the Mizzou to SEC rumors. Nothing. It has been spread by the Dearmonds!"

LMAOLMAOLMAO

On the other hand, he was totally correct when he reported that we had an open offer from the Big 10.

eazyb81 10-04-2011 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 7967899)
On the other hand, he was totally correct when he reported that we had an open offer from the Big 10.

So are you saying that KK is the radio version of CoMo?

KcMizzou 10-04-2011 06:20 PM

ClayTravisBGID Clay Travis
by Steve_Walentik
What an amazing coincidence that the SEC athletic directors meet tomorrow.

eazyb81 10-04-2011 06:21 PM

http://mizsec.spreadshirt.com/

I think I might pick up one of these bad boys.

Crush 10-04-2011 06:21 PM

ClayTravisBGID Clay Travis



What an amazing coincidence that the SEC athletic directors meet tomorrow.

ferrarispider95 10-04-2011 06:21 PM

Good Riddance, enjoy finishing 8th or worse in football every year.

Saul Good 10-04-2011 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ferrarispider95 (Post 7967913)
Good Riddance, enjoy finishing 8th or worse in football every year.

As someone with experience in this area, what do you find is the best way to deal with finishing 8th or worse every year?

BTW, congratulations on becoming the 8th best team in the conference.

Al Bundy 10-04-2011 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ferrarispider95 (Post 7967913)
Good Riddance, enjoy finishing 8th or worse in football every year.

Butthurt much?

Mosbonian 10-04-2011 06:24 PM

Preparing for the onslaught of all the haters....

ChiefsCountry 10-04-2011 06:24 PM

Big 8 is back.

Saul Good 10-04-2011 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eazyb81 (Post 7967911)
http://mizsec.spreadshirt.com/

I think I might pick up one of these bad boys.

SEC-ede

I love it.

BillSelfsTrophycase 10-04-2011 06:25 PM

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ReYfu5E-hOE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

|Zach| 10-04-2011 06:26 PM

Life is for the courageous.

eazyb81 10-04-2011 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carls20yearplan (Post 7967932)
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ReYfu5E-hOE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

That was probably funny when Nebraska left, a little less funny when Colorado left, but now is just sad after A&M and Mizzou have left.

Saul Good 10-04-2011 06:27 PM

I still think there's a chance we are going to take KK's advice and move to Division II so that we can win more games.

duncan_idaho 10-04-2011 06:27 PM

Only reason I can see that taking as long as it did is if they discussed next steps in that meeting and reached out to some other sources.

My guess: We'll hear something out of the SEC meeting tomorrow. As long as the official vote re: Missouri goes the same way the straw poll did, Missouri gets an offer from the SEC and is gone shortly.

I'm still not 100 percent sure this is the best move, but I will support Mizzou regardless.

KcMizzou 10-04-2011 06:28 PM

@DanBeebe Fake Dan Beebe
I think we've seen enough from Chuck Neinas, who is now bleeding schools at a faster rate than I ever did.

BillSelfsTrophycase 10-04-2011 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eazyb81 (Post 7967940)
That was probably funny when Nebraska left, a little less funny when Colorado left, but now is just sad after A&M and Mizzou have left.

Yes

ferrarispider95 10-04-2011 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UCF Knight (Post 7967927)
Butthurt much?

No, just sick of their crap from last year. They essentially started this whole mess last year when they wouldn't shut their mouth about the big 10.

Then when we start making some ground on keeping together they start tap dancing around and won't make a commitment.

Throwing out regions and rivalries so they can get their ass kicked in the sec.

Crush 10-04-2011 06:29 PM

DanBeebe Fake Dan Beebe



I think we've seen enough from Chuck Neinas, who is now bleeding schools at a faster rate than I ever did.

KcMizzou 10-04-2011 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ferrarispider95 (Post 7967949)
No, just sick of their crap from last year. They essentially started this whole mess last year when they wouldn't shut their mouth about the big 10.

Then when we start making some ground on keeping together they start tap dancing around and won't make a commitment.

Throwing out regions and rivalries so they can get their ass kicked in the sec.

Nobody from Mizzou ever said a word about that. The only person who did was Jay Nixon.

|Zach| 10-04-2011 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ferrarispider95 (Post 7967949)
No, just sick of their crap from last year. They essentially started this whole mess last year when they wouldn't shut their mouth about the big 10.

Then when we start making some ground on keeping together they start tap dancing around and won't make a commitment.

Throwing out regions and rivalries so they can get their ass kicked in the sec.

Oh, you are one of those.

ferrarispider95 10-04-2011 06:30 PM

I hope we gouge them and A&M for every penny we can get on the way out.

KcMizzou 10-04-2011 06:31 PM

getnickwright nick wright
From that perspective, I love it. I wanna talk SEC. RT @jfishSOTW KC media are pissed. Can't pay attention to just one conference now.

Saul Good 10-04-2011 06:31 PM

Mizzou should stay because traveling to Gainesville is too far. On an unrelated note, we will be adding West Virginia and BYU. /Neinas

Cities closer to Columbia than Provo Utah include every city in the SEC and, Montreal ****ing Canada.

|Zach| 10-04-2011 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ferrarispider95 (Post 7967954)
I hope we gouge them and A&M for every penny we can get on the way out.

A woman scorned.

eazyb81 10-04-2011 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ferrarispider95 (Post 7967949)
No, just sick of their crap from last year. They essentially started this whole mess last year when they wouldn't shut their mouth about the big 10.

Then when we start making some ground on keeping together they start tap dancing around and won't make a commitment.

Throwing out regions and rivalries so they can get their ass kicked in the sec.

Go menstruate about it another thread bitch.

eazyb81 10-04-2011 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ferrarispider95 (Post 7967954)
I hope we gouge them and A&M for every penny we can get on the way out.

You better, your TV contracts are getting SLASHED. LMAO

KcMizzou 10-04-2011 06:33 PM

Quote:

Missouri Fans Triumph In SEC Campaign

Published on: October 04, 2011 | Written by: Clay Travis

Missouri fans decided they wanted to join the SEC and they would not accept no for an answer. Over the past three weeks the Tigers have inundated the board of curators, administrators, and other athletic department officials demanding that the Tigers join the SEC. A few minutes ago those fans' voices were heard: Missouri officially announced its board of curators had unanimously given the president of the university authority to explore conference options. Welcome to the SEC, Missouri fans, you've fought for a league bid when your administration wanted to stay in the Big 12 and risk the future.

When the administration was too afraid to act, the Missouri fans stepped up and refused to risk the status quo. What if the Big 12 nears implosion again in a few years -- which it will -- what if Missouri is left standing when this game of conference realignment musical chairs comes to an end? Nope, Missouri fans weren't willing to risk that.

Not hardly.

That's because the college football universe has changed. And it's not all because of conference realignment. If this had been 1992, the last time the SEC expanded, Missouri's administration could have ignored the fan base and the massive percentages of Mizzou fans -- approaching 90% -- who wanted the SEC. But with the rise of social media, the Internet, Twitter, and Facebook, fans have the ability to mobilize like never before. OKTC felt the groundswell of fan support ever since we broke the news a month ago that Missouri had become the SEC's top target for a 14th school.

Missouri fans visited the site in record numbers as we continued to post updates on the Big 12 insanity. Finally, Chuck Neinas, interim Big 12 commissioner gave the SEC an opening. Asked whether the Big 12 would survive without Missouri Neinas replied: "Yes, I think it could be viable because there's a lot of strength in the conference."

If the Big 12 wasn't going to die, then the SEC couldn't be blamed for swooping in and making a second big-time addition in the same month.

Now that Missouri is exploring options, let's consider what we know.

1. SEC commissioner Mike Slive winsthis stage of realignment.

Slive's SEC adds two AAU schools, doubling the SEC's number of members, adds 31 million people to the SEC's existing 50 million population footprint, goes in to two new states with large media markets, and snags two of the Big 12's four most valuable programs -- Texas, Oklahoma, Texas A&M, and Missouri were the four most valuable remaining Big 12 schools.

Given that Oklahoma came with the price of Oklahoma State, Texas has always been too scared to join the SEC, and West Virginia isn't a good school and has contractual committments in the Big East until 2014, Texas A&M and Missouri are plum additions.

2. The SEC Network in partnership with ESPN is coming.

This is still not getting much attention outside of OKTC, but I'm telling y'all this -- the addition of Texas A&M and Missouri is not just about getting more money out of the existing network deals. This is about more, a coming network partnership between the SEC and ESPN that will be a stand-alone channel modeled after the Big Ten Network.

Read about that network in two columns I did last week.

How quickly could this station launch? In time for the 2012 football season if both sides move rapidly.

3. Missouri will make a decision to join the SEC by December 1, 2011.

That's because as OKTC told you last week -- there is no legitimate fear of a lawsuit and the Big 12 bylaws are so poorly drafted the damages for departing will be limited. You can read why that is here.

Missouri's exit fee should be the exact same as Texas A&M so long as they leave the Big 12 before December 1, 2011.

4. Auburn will swing to the SEC East.

This will be discussed at the SEC athletic director's meeting taking place tomorrow.

The SEC will play with two divisions.

The SEC East will be: Florida, Georgia, South Carolina, Tennessee, Kentucky, Vanderbilt, and Auburn

The SEC West will be: Texas A&M, Missouri, Alabama, LSU, Arkansas, Ole Miss, and Mississippi State

5. Who will be Missouri and Texas A&M's yearly rivals?

You'll note that with Auburn's move to the SEC East, the Iron Bowl will become the cross division rivalry. Auburn's game against Georgia will be preserved now as a divisional game.

That means Tennessee and Georgia will need new yearly rivalry games. Who will play Texas A&M and who will play Missouri? That will also be discussed at the SEC athletic director's meeting tomorrow.

Here's an early guess for the Vols drawing Texas A&M. Yep, A&M may have dropped one UT for another.

Now, UT fans are already noting this -- the yearly UT-Alabama game would be the biggest casualty of realignment. The game could be preserved for a year or two, but going forward it would require either nine conference games -- a move that the lesser football schools would fight like hell because it might kill their bowl chances -- or an expansion to 16 and a further reevaluation of all schedules.

6. Now comes the prolonged courtship dance between Missouri and the SEC.

It's already started, and it's a bit like how a vice-president is selected as a running mate.

The offer doens't come until you're sure of the answer.

Missouri will now prepare an application for the SEC and the SEC presidents will consider that application.

Expect for it to be accepted.

And expect for Missouri to join the conference at the same time as Texas A&M.

There's only one complexity that can happen now -- what if the Big Ten suddenly awakes from its slumber and gets interested in expansion too? Then the conference realignment hibernation comes to end in an instant. Until then, and I don't think the Big Ten is moving, Missouri fans are going to be working on their suntans.

Put on sunglasses, Mizzou, the future is bright. And lined with sundresses and championships.
http://outkickthecoverage.com/missou...c-campaign.php

Rams Fan 10-04-2011 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ferrarispider95 (Post 7967949)
No, just sick of their crap from last year. They essentially started this whole mess last year when they wouldn't shut their mouth about the big 10.

Then when we start making some ground on keeping together they start tap dancing around and won't make a commitment.

Throwing out regions and rivalries so they can get their ass kicked in the sec.

Nixon was the only one who said something publicly.

Mr. Plow 10-04-2011 06:33 PM

Eh, kind of sucks. Going to miss the rivalry with MU. Yeah, it was a bit lopsided in both sports, but it was still fun.

Al Bundy 10-04-2011 06:33 PM

Speaking of Butthurt

bobfescoe Bob Fescoe
NO other defection from the big 12 killed their own states economy as much as the MU one could. Thanks #mizzou

ferrarispider95 10-04-2011 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by |Zach| (Post 7967953)
Oh, you are one of those.

Yes, one that thinks the college athletics should stay as far away from becoming the nfl.

It could have been KU or KSU with the invite and I will be pissed if they left.

All about the dollars, a week long decision based on 100 year rivalry.

SPchief 10-04-2011 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ferrarispider95 (Post 7967949)
:deevee: :crybaby: :crybaby: Please PLEASE don't leave us. After Texas and Oklahoma leave we're gonna end up in the WAC

FYP

Saul Good 10-04-2011 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ferrarispider95 (Post 7967949)
No, just sick of their crap from last year. They essentially started this whole mess last year when they wouldn't shut their mouth about the big 10.

Then when we start making some ground on keeping together they start tap dancing around and won't make a commitment.

Throwing out regions and rivalries so they can get their ass kicked in the sec.

Yep. The Mizzou rivalries with Baylor, Texas Tech, BYU, West Virginia, and Louisville will be missed. So much tradition in the Big 8+4-2-2.

Brock 10-04-2011 06:35 PM

Is the deal done?

Saul Good 10-04-2011 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UCF Knight (Post 7967969)
Speaking of Butthurt

bobfescoe Bob Fescoe
NO other defection from the big 12 killed their own states economy as much as the MU one could. Thanks #mizzou

Why would it hurt the state's economy? I see no reason that the Big XII tourney won't still be at the Sprint Center. If it moves, I guess the state will have to make do with the revenue that comes with hosting Florida, Alabama, Georgia, Tennessee, LSU, Auburn, etc.

Al Bundy 10-04-2011 06:36 PM

DanBeebe Fake Dan Beebe
Wow, getting rid of me didn't fix everything?

Mr. Plow 10-04-2011 06:36 PM

**** it....kill the Big 12 now. Move KU to the Mountain West and let's be done with this shit.

Stewie 10-04-2011 06:36 PM

I figured the educated MU folk would see beyond joining the hillbilly conference. I'm a bit surprised, but I'm sure MU will fit right in. Lower academic standards is all MU could muster since the Big 10 shut them out. When do the rockin' and whittlin' courses start? That has to be the reason to join, it certainly isn't finishing 7th in football.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wg9lmL2DyI...billyTeeth.jpg

Rams Fan 10-04-2011 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stewie (Post 7967980)
I figured the educated MU folk would see beyond joining the hillbilly conference. I'm a bit surprised, but I'm sure MU will fit right in. Lower academic standards is all MU could muster since the Big 10 shut them out. When do the rockin' and whittlin' courses start? That has to be the reason to join, it certainly isn't finishing 7th in football.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wg9lmL2DyI...billyTeeth.jpg

umad bro? umad.

BillSelfsTrophycase 10-04-2011 06:37 PM

And nary a **** was given

Mr_Tomahawk 10-04-2011 06:38 PM

CHRIST!

ALL I WANT TO KNOW IS....



Is shit real YET?

DaKCMan AP 10-04-2011 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 7967511)
Ole Miss
Miss St.
Tenn
Vandy
Georgia
Arkansas
South Carolina
Auburn
aTm
Kentucky

Other than 1 season with Cam Newton, none of the above schools have been appreciably better than Mizzou over the last decade, and Mizzou has beaten 2 of them in bowl games (SC and Ark) while owning one of them (aTm) in conference play.

There are 3 dominant teams in the SEC as opposed to 2 dominant teams in the Big XII. Mizzou will be fine.

Woah.. slow down there. First, of course if you throw out a NC season there's one less NC season. The fact is that there have been 5 straight NCs from the SEC won by 4 different schools.

Further, in your confined 10 year period there have been 8 different SEC teams in the conference championship game. In the same time period there have been 6 different Big XII teams in their conference championship game, including Mizzou twice (losing both times),

SEC Conf. Champ. Game Appearances
LSU 4
Florida 3
Tennessee 3
Georgia 3
Arkansas 2
Auburn 2
Alabama 2
South Carolina

In the last 10 years the Big XII has had 2 teams who have been to 2 or more BCS games. In the same time period the SEC has had 5 teams with 2 or more BCS game appearances.

Sure, the SEC has some bottom feeders in the conference, but it's not nearly as top-heavy as the Big XII has been.

ferrarispider95 10-04-2011 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by |Zach| (Post 7967959)
A woman scorned.


This is what I find funny, all you Mizzou fans think you are superior because you got invited to the SEC. The only difference is that you have more tv sets then kansas schools. You flamed out and did jack sh*t in the big 12 and you will flame out and do jack sh*t in the sec, travel further, and lose traditional rivalries.

Mizzou_8541 10-04-2011 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stewie (Post 7967980)
I figured the educated MU folk would see beyond joining the hillbilly conference. I'm a bit surprised, but I'm sure MU will fit right in. Lower academic standards is all MU could muster since the Big 10 shut them out. When do the rockin' and whittlin' courses start? That has to be the reason to join, it certainly isn't finishing 7th in football.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wg9lmL2DyI...billyTeeth.jpg

Mizzou hasn't gone anywhere yet. Not sure why you are so butthurt.

Stewie 10-04-2011 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rams Fan (Post 7967981)
umad bro? umad.

Not at all. BYU is a superior replacement.

Sassy Squatch 10-04-2011 06:38 PM

Sand is just gushing up vaginas right now.


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