8th graders think they know a lot about sex, but know actually very little

The ones in my trunk seem to know what they are doing...

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QUOTE=Gonzo;5887007]The ones in my trunk seem to know what they are doing...[/QUOTE]

How can you tell?

Lighten up Frances.

How can you tell?[/QUOTE]

Good point...

My apologies. I'm stuck eating leftover Taco Bell for lunch. Kinda cranky. Meh. :huh:

What the **** is a cock asian, and why do people ask if I'm one. I must be a little prick.

To ALL of you men who read these ads. You need to quit being so damn rude when responding to these ladies. Because the truth of the matter is that NO-ONE will **** you without you having to pay for it anyway. All of you that try to send naked pics of yourself- are you serious? you can not honestly think that you are hot. Most of you are Ugly anyway that is why you have to pay for it in the first place. So get over yourselves!!! Quit treating these ladies like shit because you don't know why they are having to do this anyway. I will give you some examples-
1.there is one lady who advertises on here because she has Cancer and needs the money to pay for treatment.
2.there is another one who is trying to take care of her child because some asshole alot like yourself has ran out on her and left her to care for the child herself

So the next time that you deside that you want to play on the internet ping-ponging emails or pop off with some kind of rude comment calling them whores amungst other things, then I want you to think about what kind of money you may be taking away from these ladies that desparately need it!!!!

And if you don't like it to begin with then quit coming on these sites!!!!!

Yours truly,


Captain Save a Ho

I hate Heartburn....think I'm having a heart attack every time.


On a related note, I pray I never die on the toilet....very undignified :shake:

I don't even want to know about that lump in the middle....................

That's a fist.

Is it supposed to be what I think it's supposed to be?

Oh, ok.