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BucEyedPea 05-06-2006 01:42 PM
Ev'r leave a newborn with an adult male, even the father?

When a new mom, gets her day off, say on a Saturday...and comes back home from say...shopping at the mall...and the 'lil package is screaming its brains out. Just ask, did you feed her/him?

Answer: Oh? You're supposed to feed "it"? And of course men use the word "it." ROFL

See, it's a "thing"...hence no food is necessary.

luv 05-06-2006 01:43 PM
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Originally Posted by ChiefsFire
i made mine park the damn car outside for two months...she wasnt happy about having to scrape windows in her good clothes before work
She should be thankful that she has a garage. Try coming home to an apartment complex after work at 12:30AM and see where you get to park. I'm excited if I get to park in front of my building.

luv 05-06-2006 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Simplex3
Lesbian bikers with the herp wearing huge strapons. Christ, how many times will we have to go over this?
Now you know how women feel when giving men instructions.

Simplex3 05-06-2006 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted by luv
She should be thankful that she has a garage. Try coming home to an apartment complex after work at 12:30AM and see where you get to park. I'm excited if I get to park in front of my building.
You need a truck with a snowplow. Let that moron with the Civic work out the problem in the morning.

chiefsfaninNC 05-06-2006 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted by luv
That was my thought exactly when my mom used to make me do that when dusting. Now, I think it's just engrained in me.

Let me inform you then of another motherly lie. You won't go blind.

Simplex3 05-06-2006 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted by BucEyedPea
Ev'r leave a newborn with an adult male, even the father?

When a new mom, gets her day off, say on a Saturday...and comes back home from say...shopping at the mall...and the 'lil package is screaming its brains out. Just ask, did you feed her/him?

Answer: Oh? You're supposed to feed "it"? And of course men use the word "it." ROFL

See, it's a "thing"...hence no food is necessary.
I'm taking care of my 4yo and 2yo right now. Can't you tell?

BucEyedPea 05-06-2006 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted by chiefsfaninNC
Let me inform you then of another motherly lie. You won't go blind.
My mom NEVER told me that one!
She NEVER even discused it.

Simplex3 05-06-2006 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted by luv
Now you know how women feel when giving men instructions.
Ok, you got me there. ROFL

luv 05-06-2006 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted by chiefsfaninNC
Let me inform you then of another motherly lie. You won't go blind.
I didn't even know that rule applied to females.

BucEyedPea 05-06-2006 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Simplex3
I'm taking care of my 4yo and 2yo right now. Can't you tell?
ROFL

chiefs4me 05-06-2006 02:13 PM
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Originally Posted by SPchief
So who will be watching the Derby today??


And although I think the race is cool, do we really need 6 hours of prerace on ESPN when all they are doing is interviewing celebs?






take a guess....ROFL

burt 05-06-2006 02:14 PM
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Originally Posted by frazod
You suck loser! You don't drive a '79 Pacer! I have pwned you![/COchief]
You stole that from me!!!!!

CHIEF4EVER 05-06-2006 02:21 PM
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Originally Posted by luv
So true. I'll let them vacuum and dust. But even in dusting, I'm sure they don't move everything to dust underneath stuff. And they probably won't get under the coffee table when vacuuming, either.

What CAN men do right?

I know! Take out the trash.
Why in the Hell would I move something and dust UNDERNEATH it? Do you have some sort of migratory and tunneling species of dust that can burrow its way under things? :shrug:

But I do vacuum under the coffee table. :p

Simplex3 05-06-2006 02:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Dale Mercer
You stole that from me!!!!!
Who cares? Without the word "clowned" in it the realism sucks.

Simplex3 05-06-2006 02:23 PM
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Originally Posted by CHIEF4EVER
But I do vacuum under the coffee table. :p
...because that's where you put your boogers, isn't it?


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