They get a real boner for road work when it gets warm here too

They're widening Campbell (Hwy 160) to six lanes and re-routing my road. Whenever you turn onto the street i live off of, the road ends right after my street. It's almost like a private driveway from our complex to Campbell.

I <3 coffee.

Yea doesn't work when your not on FB:thumb:

OK I am having a bad day. I had posted a philisophical fart question, I believe in this thread. Its one I had posted in another board just before here. So I had copied an pasted it. Well I forgot to delete my history when I went home. This is a shared computor and we do official stuff on it too.

Well the dipshit operator on the shift after mine was processing work orders. He knows NOTHING about computors being 71 years old and all..well, he tried to copy an address then paste it into a w/o field. He failed to copy. Instead my philisophical question got pasted instead.

The guy, not knowing how to get into the field to delete it, panicked and sent the thing into the system and it went all the way THROUGH THE WHOLE SYSTEM.

You can imagine the shitstorm that created. security, IT, the w.o. people, everyone is involved. They eventually traced it back to me and this forum and then figured out what happened...

It is my first day back from my weekend and I was immediately called onto the carpet for this...so far no disciplinary measures though. I think they were laughing too hard at me to do much more...


**** My Life.

LMAO

Yeah, good luck and all.

LAUNDRY ALL ****ING DAY

I WISH I HAD 6 WASHING MACHINES AND 6 DRYERS

LAUNDRY MAT MUTHA****A

I CANT EVEN AFFORD THAT SHIT.

WATER IS FREE AT MY HOUSE.

I HAVE TO SAVE MONEY TO SPEND IT ON A GIRL. WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?

MAKE THAT BITCH PAY HALFSIES

LOL LIKE THAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN

Jesus. If I washed every stitch of clothing I own, I could do like 3-4 loads of laundry.

I'm washing about 3 weeks worth of clothing and my bed sheets, pillow cases, comforter.

And if I washed every piece of clothing I owned it would probably be around 15 loads.

Why!? You have the same weather every freaking day!



It's time....

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...i6BqRGVihdONrA

THEY BUY SOME COLOGNE AND ROCK DIRTY CLOTHES
AND **** HER
HARD

LOL I SHOULD JUST POUR COLOGNE ON MY BED SHEETS TOO
CHICKS LIKE THAT
RIGHT

EVER HEAR OF FEBREEZE?
WELCOME TO 10 YEARS AGO BRUH!

THATS ****ING BRILLIANT. TOO BAD MY SHEETS ARE ALL WET RIGHT NOW.

That means it's working.

THAT IS WHY I ALWAYS GO PEE BEFORE BEDTIME
SILLY WILLY

WHY ARE YOU YELLING?

DOES IT HELP THE LAUNDRY?

I REALLY HAD TO POOP

whoa

IF I FALL ASLEEP BEFORE MY STUFF DRIES IM GOING TO SLEEP ON A BED WITHOUT SHEETS
MUST STAY
AWAKE

ALWAYS WASH THAT SHIT FIRST
AMATEUR

I'M A HUGE DUMBASS AND DIDN'T THINK ABOUT IT
TIL JUST NOW

<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="640" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ee925OTFBCA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

we just caught some kid wacking off in a girls locker room and shoving a plunger up his ass....

wtf is wrong with kids today. wearing strange girls clohing from the locker room and texting a boyfriend he want to have sex with

WHAT THE **** CRAZYCOFFEY

i THINK THAT WAS SO POST TO BE AWESOME

THAT SHIT WAS PRETTY POST

no joke, high school age. I mean, just pick a side already!!!!! lol

HE WAS BORN THAT WAY

I SWEAR TO GOD IF MY COMFORTER IS NOT DRY AFTER
THE FIRST RUN THROUGH THE DRYER
I WILL BE SO MAD

DID YOU USE 2 DRYER SHEETS
FOR MAXIMUM SCENT
AND COMFORT?

ONLY ONE I'M NOT
MADE OF MONEY

breaking in, to wear girls clothes and beat off is a born wih sex preference? now you tell me!!!! lol

Well you're so post to be

WHY ARE WE YELLING?

BECAUSE WE SO POST WE DONT
EVEN KNOW IT

OH HE BROKE IN?

Well beating off is kinda normal.....

The clothes? Only if she was really hot.

The Plunger? ehhhhh Pass

BITCH PLEASE
SHIT IS LIKE $5 FOR 100

NO IDEA>>>I ALREADY ASKED

TIMES ARE HARD, SO POST TO BE SAVING MONEY

ITS NOT LIKE YOU GET DOUBLE SOFT
IF YOU USE TOO MUCH OFF THAT STUFF
YOUR SHIT FEELS
WEIRD

TO A GIRL SCHOOL LOCKER ROOM
HE DOESNT KNOW THE GIRL
THE JANITOR SAID ITS NOT THE FIRST PLUNGER TO BE TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF(BUT PROLLY THE FIRST HE'S NOT SMELLING.....

Maybe he watched this?

http://www.lvprotech.com/Petticoat/S...n%20poster.jpg

**** I FORGOT THAT AFTER MY SHIT DRIES
I HAVE TO PUT IT ON MY BED STILL
#SHITTHEYDONTTELLYOU

ewwww, stop feeling your shit, it's NO SO POST

DUDE GET A MAID, OR A BITCH TO TAKE CARE OF YOU:thumb:

IS HE USING THE SHIT ON HIS JUNK?:spock:

EXPLAIN THAT RASH TO THE DR. ROFL

IM TRYING TO GET A GIRL AND I FIGURED CLEAN BED SHEETS WOULD
BE A GOOD START SO POST

WHAT'S THE SO POST MEAN? I thought it was instead of using supposed... :shrug:

THIS IS SO POST TO BE FIRST
http://lamar.colostate.edu/~hillger/...ts/febreze.jpg

THEN WHEN YOU GET HER, SHE'S SO POST TO WASH THEM FOR YOU


YOU NEED A NEW PLAN

IM NOT SURE IT JUST
HAPPENED

YOU ARE SO POST TO GET HER DRUNK FIRST
SHE CAN'T TELL SHEETS FROM A SLEEPING BAG IF YOU DO IT RIGHT
YOU ARE SO POST TO KNOW THIS SHIT BRUH

if he wanted the girl, then why was a guy coming over to have anal sex with him?

IT'S SO POST TO MEAN SUPPOSE.

ROY SOMEBODY DIDN'T KNOW HOW HE WAS SO POST TO SPELL SUPPOSE LAST NIGHT

I TRIED TO TELL HIM THIS
SILLY MOFO

LOLWUT SOMEBODY SAID SO POST
INSTEAD OF SUPPOSED

WELL I SO POSE HE NEEDS A NEW PLAN....

OR WAIT, WAS IT CLAY THAT WAS COMING OVER?

WELL APPARENTLY YOU'RE SO POST TO SPELL IT OUT...

UM HELLO IF YOU SPRAY YOUR BED WITH ANTIFREEZE
SHES GOING TO KNOW ITS NOT CLEAN JUST
SPRAYED WITH SCENT

EDIT: THAT WAS SO POST TO SAY FEBREEZE

ok I was right, but I'm so post to be right....

WHY DID HE NEED A GUY IF HE ****ING HIS OWN ASS WITH A PLUMGER

BUCK IS THIS YOUR FIRST DATE EVER?

D/P?
:Lin:

NO IVE ALREADY GONE OUT WITH THIS CHICK QUITE A FEW TIMES
MY SHEETS WERE JUST DUE FOR A NICE
WASHING

EDIT: WHAT IM TRYING TO SAY IS THAT I WOULD BE WASHING MY SHEETS RIGHT NOW NO MATTER WHAT

I'M THINKING HE'S NOT USING ENOUGH ALCOHOL:thumb:

I HEAR THIS WILL WORK FOR YA
http://capsnet.usc.edu/dps/crimeprev...es/ruffies.jpg

YOU DONT HAVE TO LIE TO IMPRESS ME BUCK
JUST BUY ME A FEW VODKAS

WHICH BRINGS US BACK TO THE ORIGINAL QUESTION....


ISN'T THE BITCH SO POST TO BE DOING YOUR LAUNDRY?

TITS OR
GTFO

ITS A CONUNDRUM OR A PARADOX
OR A PREDICAMENT
NOT SURE

GO TO HER PLACE
IF YOUR SHEETS ARE DIRTY
DUH

:shrug:

:shrug: thats why I said, "YOU'RE SO POST TO PICK A SIDE"

I NORMALLY GO TO HER HOUSE BUT SHE HAS CATS
EVERY ****ING TIME I END UP LOOKING
LIKE A HAIRY PUSSY

HOW WAS HE SO POST TO KNOW YOU GUYS WOULD CATCH HIM?

WHAT KIND OF HIGH SCHOOL IS OPEN AT 1:00 AM PACIFIC
TIME?