Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9730299)

Does that make me Norm?

Originally Posted by patteeu (Post 9730301)

Are you talking form factor? Personality-wise, you're more Carla.

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9730305)

You're definitely Cliff. Minus the charm.

Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini (Post 9729925)

IIRC the most successful business in food is those food trucks in the city.

Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 9730016)

This doesn't deserve it's own thread. But it should go somewhere:

Tuesday evening a bunch of dudes get together here in Springfield and kick a ball around. There's a local soccer field and I've been lucky enough to join them.

One of the dudes playing is none other than our very own DMAC.

This was a particularly sucky Tuesday, as the field with the short grass was taken so we were playing in tall grass, on a large field with uneven numbers -- and I was ****ing playing on the outnumbered team, so it literally means I'm defending fastbreaks, pathetically outnumbered every time, nonstop for however long.

Once, trying to retrieve a ball and pass it back to the keep, my plant foot hits the earth weird and my knee tweaks. Doesn't feel good. It wasn't serious (I was back in action after a 15 minute writhe-fest on the sideline), but it did level me for a few minutes on the field. I alerted the guys I thought it was my knee and jackknifed over in the grass.

Dude comes up and says "so you'd say your knee went the wrong... direckshun?" and jogs off laughing his ass off. Shiteating grin on his face, as obviously we're the only two people on the field who get the reference. I was in too much pain to laugh, but I fear I legitimately got ChiefsPlanet pwned in real life.

Originally Posted by DMAC (Post 9730397)

I'd say it was a proper first meeting. Good to meet you.

Hope you can make it next week, your lack of skill is welcome anytime.

Originally Posted by DMAC (Post 9730397)

I'd say it was a proper first meeting. Good to meet you.

Hope you can make it next week, your lack of skill is welcome anytime.

Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 9730432)

Is she hot?

Originally Posted by patteeu (Post 9730418)

Does he kick like a girl? Or maybe like a guy who has no chance of ever touching a girl in a legally acceptable way?

Originally Posted by DMAC (Post 9730446)

Kicking the ball broke his knee. Enough said.

Originally Posted by patteeu (Post 9730465)

Good point. I wonder if Direckshun prancercises. It might help build up some knee strength.

Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 9730506)

I will redeem myself when the time comes.

Then this entire dynamic is going to change. You'll see. YOU'LL ALL SEE.

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 9730513)

Well you only get one first impression and it seems like you blew that in the wrong direckshun.


:)