Her?

Playing hard to get?

I just about shot iced tea out my nose.

I would lay you out naked on my dining room table, coat you in ice cream and castor oil and lick every inch of you before I had anything to do with Buddah.

Which means Luv will love him.

You spelled my name wrong... which means I STILL HAVE A CHANCE!!!

HOO HAH!

what r u gonna do with me once you throw me over your shoulder

Carry you back to my cave and show you how real cavemen do it.

Are you gonna grunt and pull my hair like a caveman?

Ug like pretty woman. Ug pull hair!

Yea talk dirty to me!

Dirty girl...dirty girl likes to have her hair pulled while her big man pins her down and grunts...Dirty girl likes to sweat...

You sure know how to kill a girl's super slam.

Now that reall IS harsh! Poor luv really she just needs to climax like 36 times to get pas all that :)

/swoon

So you're saying there's a chance!

That wasn't harsh to Luv! It was in reference to us having very dissimilar tastes in men. All evidence to the contrary.

"What was all that, 'one in a million' talk?"

Ummmm Clayton you have that backwards. YOU throw girl against wall, you grab the hair at the base of her neck and pull her to you to take what you want...

Take 2!!! Try again

I figured there was a better chance that Mer'd show up on his doorstep in a leather bodice and stiletto knee boots with a cat 'o nine tails flung over her shoulder, telling him to kneel and lick his way up his mistress, than her playing hard to get. Not that either possibility is likely.

Young guys pull from the top of the head.

I don't like that.

Wow, we got a live one here!

Well I agree with you but still to say that Luv really is looking for a wuss and not a masculine man is a slam in my book...